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Who hasn't been horribly scarred by at least one thing they've seen on the web? Pretty much all of us have come across a site that's made us wish someone had just warned us about it before it had a chance to destroy part of our soul. We asked you to photoshop some website warning labels and offered $50 to the winner. The winner is below but first, the runners-up: #20.
#19.
#18.
#17. #16. #15.
#14.
#13.
#12.
#11.
#10.
#9. #8.
#7.
#6.
#5.
#4.
#3.
#2.
And the winner is...
Congrats, codespyder. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: James Bond Bongs: Devices For the Discreet Drug User. Let's face it: It's just not acceptable to pull out a bong in most social situations. Today's busy stoners are counting on you to come up with ingenious devices that would let them get high in almost any setting. You can look at our article on very elaborate and very real undercover flasks for inspiration, then fire up Photoshop to come up with the illicit drug versions of those. Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out our look at 20 Features the Next iPhone Should Totally Have. Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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71 Comments
Very nice. The desperate side of my nerdism also finds comfort that I have now predicted two consecutive #1's from the forums.
16 was the best
4 & 13 were also funny.
I really liked the one about Facebook :)
Heh heh, yep people who don't know what lemon means would be in for a nasty shock XD
#4 made me feel pathetic and sad.
Psychosquirrel is the bomb!
#9 is wrong. there is loads of porn on youtube if you know where to look. though i guess it depends on your definition of porn. (my definition is: If it turns me on, and i only enjoy watching it when i'm turned on, it's porn). for a good time, search the keyword "massage".
Someone explain to me why penisland.com did not win? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....
PsychoSquirrel: His influence is truly mind blowing.
don't know how many ppl know this, but type in "Find Chuck Norris" on google and click I'm feeling lucky.
Whoa, these are really good. #1-7 were especially badass.
Some really good stuff here. But the new contest is meh...
that...was one of the best photoshop contest ever.
I wouldn't be dumb enough to fall for number 18th
Aww, the LimeWire/Fuck off, I'm just trying to download some porn before my Mum comes home one didn't get in. For shame.
These are all pretty golden. Number #13 pretty much shows how myspace is pretty much the new version of geocities. Christ, does anyone remember that?
I wish I had been warned before I stumbled upon a Joker fan-forum.
Jesus Christ those bitches are freaks.
I mean I loves my Mitah.J, but they take obsession to a whole new terrifying level.
That was the funniest bunch yet. Great work everyone.
I agree with the contest winner. I didn't know what the fuck "I'm Feeling Lucky" was supposed to do so I never clicked it. Only about a year ago did someone explain to me what it was, while showing me that "french military victories" joke.
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DrFreakazoid
My favorite is #13. myspace really needs labels like that. It absolutely needs a warning to protect people from the "sensory gang rape".