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If Websites Came With Warning Labels

By CRACKED Readers August 1, 2008 234,796 views
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Who hasn't been horribly scarred by at least one thing they've seen on the web? Pretty much all of us have come across a site that's made us wish someone had just warned us about it before it had a chance to destroy part of our soul.

We asked you to photoshop some website warning labels and offered $50 to the winner. The winner is below but first, the runners-up:

#20.


by Sanchez


#19.


by dbr


#18.


by jaufwa


#17.


by TheDreadedMarco


#16.


by XTCinOvaltine


#15.


by Darren_Darby


#14.


by flyguy1823


#13.


by damnluckydog


#12.


by Inyarear


#11.


by MrBallistic


#10.


by Darren_Darby


#9.


by TechnoCupcake


#8.


by pheedell


#7.


by damnluckydog


#6.


by Loorep


#5.


by SoupIsMoney


#4.


by nicksmarto


#3.


by McBeefy


#2.


by Sanchez


And the winner is...


by codespyder


Congrats, codespyder. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

James Bond Bongs: Devices For the Discreet Drug User.

Let's face it: It's just not acceptable to pull out a bong in most social situations. Today's busy stoners are counting on you to come up with ingenious devices that would let them get high in almost any setting. You can look at our article on very elaborate and very real undercover flasks for inspiration, then fire up Photoshop to come up with the illicit drug versions of those.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out our look at 20 Features the Next iPhone Should Totally Have. Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.



The college humor one was the best

7/2/2009 9:56:01 AM
AM9393

Regarding meatspin, lemonparty, mr. hands, 2girls1cup, et cetera.. there really should be warnings.. or people should be smart enough to google it first to read about it. Eh?

10/28/2008 1:59:59 PM
jsteen

meatspin lol thats great and one i wish i never had seen. why noone but goatsee or goatse or whatever on here is beyond me

8/28/2008 10:03:21 PM
aeyrhed

My favorite is #13. myspace really needs labels like that. It absolutely needs a warning to protect people from the "sensory gang rape".

8/16/2008 1:55:25 PM
DrFreakazoid

Very nice. The desperate side of my nerdism also finds comfort that I have now predicted two consecutive #1's from the forums.

8/6/2008 6:38:25 AM
Drekafluga

16 was the best
4 & 13 were also funny.

8/5/2008 1:32:23 PM
Art_Vandelay

I really liked the one about Facebook :)

8/4/2008 2:45:10 AM
Philopoemen

Heh heh, yep people who don't know what lemon means would be in for a nasty shock XD

8/3/2008 3:42:08 PM
Dark-Dreymer

#4 made me feel pathetic and sad.

8/3/2008 11:19:27 AM
Wheelhouse

Psychosquirrel is the bomb!

8/3/2008 9:11:10 AM
LilMoof

#9 is wrong. there is loads of porn on youtube if you know where to look. though i guess it depends on your definition of porn. (my definition is: If it turns me on, and i only enjoy watching it when i'm turned on, it's porn). for a good time, search the keyword "massage".

8/3/2008 8:43:58 AM
LeadingExpert

Someone explain to me why penisland.com did not win? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....

8/3/2008 12:02:54 AM
TheDirtball

PsychoSquirrel: His influence is truly mind blowing.

8/2/2008 11:44:04 PM
LavaLamp

don't know how many ppl know this, but type in "Find Chuck Norris" on google and click I'm feeling lucky.

8/2/2008 4:58:17 PM
Psychosquirrel

Whoa, these are really good. #1-7 were especially badass.

8/2/2008 1:41:14 PM
Brizz

Some really good stuff here. But the new contest is meh...

8/2/2008 1:34:53 PM
jochen

that...was one of the best photoshop contest ever.

8/2/2008 8:22:11 AM
toastking

I wouldn't be dumb enough to fall for number 18th

8/2/2008 6:03:59 AM
Framon

Aww, the LimeWire/f**k off, I'm just trying to download some porn before my Mum comes home one didn't get in. For shame.

8/2/2008 4:42:28 AM
Black-Velvet

These are all pretty golden. Number #13 pretty much shows how myspace is pretty much the new version of geocities. Christ, does anyone remember that?

8/2/2008 3:31:23 AM
Synskin