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If Everyone on eBay Was Forced to be Honest

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Apparently, this eBay business is huge. But not nearly as huge as the ripping-people-off-on-eBay business. Yes, misleading pictures, tricky language and exorbitant shipping sums have screwed people out of money time and time again.

We asked you to take a stab at photoshopping a vision of eBay where everyone had to tell the truth, even eBay. The winner of this week's cash prize is below, but first the runners up:

#11.


by Quagmar


#10.


by Chaunticleer


#9.


by Mauso


#8.


by meanelliot


#7.


by damnluckydog


#6.


by Pwalex


#5.


by Mauso


#4.


by brahman


#3.


by Free_Sample


#2.


by brahman


And the winner is...


by Mauso


Congratulations, Mauso. You win money.


Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Everyday devices as designed by Batman.

Batman doesn't settle for a car; he drives the fucking Batmobile. And so it is with everything in his life: motorcycle, jet, boat, grappling hook--everything must be black and menacing and hopefully bat-shaped. So what would the rest of his everyday household devices look like?

Post entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out last week's look at 25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds). Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.




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44 Comments

i agree, number 9 is my favorite too!!

Posted on 7/15/2008 12:40:47 PM

www.hooinsider.com

Posted on 7/14/2008 3:22:51 AM

number 9 is my favorite.

Posted on 7/13/2008 8:45:32 AM

YES! Someone actually submitted the monkey's paw!

Posted on 7/12/2008 4:18:22 PM

Personally, I liked number 3 the most, but number 1 was just really creative compared to most of the others.

Posted on 7/12/2008 4:08:48 PM

#3, LOL, just the attention to detail by putting San Fransisco, CA, wow.

Posted on 7/12/2008 7:43:36 AM

Well done number three.

Posted on 7/12/2008 12:06:47 AM

#3 was hilarious. Oh, if you but knew the history of some of the things you've bought on E-Bay...

Posted on 7/11/2008 6:20:50 PM

no, 1 is the best b/c the "property of" text is covered with the Wow!

Posted on 7/11/2008 12:10:08 PM

wow, cracked and interacial loving sites have something in common

Posted on 7/11/2008 8:08:54 AM

#8 was without a doubt the best. I haven't laughed that hard for days.

Posted on 7/11/2008 1:13:31 AM

Please, I beg you, Check out

freewebs.com/alex106786

(copy and paste) it's a comedy website, and it's really funny!@!
No this isn't a robot, this a real person - anyway I just started this website, but please at least check it out, it really would help me, thank you

Posted on 7/11/2008 12:51:09 AM

Hey Cracked readers,

My name is #6 and I hate every one of you. All of you are walking breathing have-a-lifes who spend every second of every day inside their corporeal bodies. You are everything wrong with the mortal coil. Have any of you even gotten any afterlife? I mean I guess it's fun thinking there's nothing beyond life to deal with your own insecurities, but you people take it to a whole new level. This is seriously worse than jacking off at all, something I can no longer do since my crash.

Don't be an exorcist, take your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in a bad car crash and was shot out of my body. I'm also real tight with God now and have a really wise spirit guide (she just enlightened me, shit was so spiritual). You are all faggots who should go on living your meat-creature lives.

Pic related, it's me and my soul.

Posted on 7/11/2008 12:43:56 AM

Yawn...

Posted on 7/10/2008 9:49:04 PM

Monkey's Paw blows the rest away. I can think of nothing more hilarious than 20th century British literature.

Posted on 7/10/2008 8:11:27 PM

Monkey paw was good,somewhat disapointing no offense

Posted on 7/10/2008 8:04:02 PM

lol loved the monkey paw

Posted on 7/10/2008 6:25:28 PM

Lyle990, Can I go now?

Posted on 7/10/2008 5:13:32 PM

Lyle990: I was wondering how long it would take for another Simpsons fan would wander on. Three cheers for our impeccable taste in comedy. :)

Posted on 7/10/2008 2:35:51 PM

Shoegal 529, it does, but the frogurt contains Potassium Benzoate... That's bad.

Posted on 7/10/2008 1:48:12 PM

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