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If Your Last Girlfriend Had an IMDb Page

By Black20 July 5, 2008 384,981 views
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On Saturdays, we ask our favorite sites on the web to fill in for us. This week, Mike Drucker of Black 20 shows you what it would look like if your last relationship had an IMDb goof page recording all the things that didn't quite add up.

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My ex has an imdb page she was in some swedish kids programme, she flaunts it.

10/2/2008 6:11:10 PM
Flakese

Errors in Geography? And Errors in Zoology, perhaps?

There are no dolphins at Six Flags: Great Adventure’s drive through safari park.

8/14/2008 11:22:14 AM
JaneDoe

haha, the first factual error was freaking hilarious.

7/10/2008 11:57:33 AM
AsianBorat

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7/10/2008 12:21:49 AM
kellysingle0501

hahah lookit the nerds arguing on the message board!! anyway, the part about six flags is a jewel, brilliant!!

7/9/2008 10:25:25 AM
biji

Oh yeah, because the only reason to use large words is to show the world how intelligent you are, not because that word happens to be the best word to describe your thoughts. Perhaps Wallsy should have said "occlude", or is that still too intellectual. Regardless, on the basic premise Wallsy is correct. You either believe or your don't believe. If you're "open to the possibility of there being a higher power" then you aren't a "believer". Agnosticism is just a form of atheism. While it's true that Atheos meant "godless" in the original Greek and implied a more active disbelief in the gods, the modern English word can mean either abject disbelief or simply a lack of belief. Ergo, unless you are a believer, you can be called an atheist. As he said, one is simply a lack of the other.

7/9/2008 9:07:27 AM
Cuindless

lol pretty funny

7/7/2008 3:15:32 PM
Bearhugz55

This will be a fun conversation piece! For those who fall into the category, of "not needing to flock with all the sheep," what do you all do with your spiritual side.

Now let me say right out I'm not trying to poke an argument up by any means, although that is something I enjoy from time to time.

I'm just curious. I've known a lot of people who've said they're spiritual, but their spiritual side only rears its head when they have the opportunity to join in a conversation such as this.

So how do you express/nurture/explore your spirituality or lack there of?

7/7/2008 12:55:54 PM
Hilikus421

got one for boys too?

7/7/2008 8:04:28 AM
rosie

Funny, of all the names they could have picked, they picked "Peter..." my name happens to be Peter. ;)

7/6/2008 11:06:11 PM
Promus

Wallsy disregards the notion that someone might not have a belief one way or the other as to whether any Gods exist, which is the actual definition of the word "atheism".

7/6/2008 8:36:50 PM
jaybee83

Haha, funnier than i expected.

7/6/2008 7:37:14 PM
Larwick

I used to have religious beliefs, but davo just totally convinced me that it's all bullshit.

7/6/2008 7:04:02 PM
hurfdurf

Wallsy - what if someone is a fencesitter? What if someone refuses to buy into your mandate that only two choices and thus one 'truth' exist. What if someone believes that there is no 'truth' only narrative truth? What if someone thought that the only reason you wrote that paragraph was to prove to the world you know what the word obfuscate means?

7/6/2008 6:41:43 PM
wench

spiritual people are just as deluded as religious people

7/6/2008 5:38:13 PM
davo

I am spiritual, but not religious. And what I mean by that is that I believe in a higher power..or powers...but I dont do rituals, attend 'church' or otherwise worship them. I am not 'religious'. I just acknowledge their existance on some plain, and I am able to believe in the metaphysical, occult and in general, things I cannot see. But I surely wouldn't live my life based on 'rules' made up by an entity who has never given me the slightest feedback or proof he/she exists at all.

7/6/2008 3:03:45 PM
Chanel227

Wallsy: I would say you're agnostic if you haven't made a decision as to whether or not there is a god... Whereas atheists and theists are the ones that have made a decision.
Seems like a legit category to me

7/6/2008 2:23:08 PM
chillage

I hate myself for this but... Wallsy: atheist derives from the classical greek negation a- or an- meaning none. For example, an anaerobic chamber is a chamber where there is no air. An atheist is someone for whom there is no God; is not someone or whom there is a lack of clarity about God. Atheism is the belief in the absence of God. Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion and Jonathan Miller's History of Atheism both explain this much better than I do.

Funny post.

7/6/2008 12:30:16 PM
pickledlemons

lol

7/6/2008 10:03:41 AM
Diazapam

If I just paraphrased you, I am sorry as I am too lazy to read all that. We may just be agreeing and saying it differently.

7/6/2008 8:47:00 AM
Andrewski