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25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)

By CRACKED Readers July 3, 2008 471,914 views
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#10.


by Sleeper


#9.


by Tim


#8.


by baredevil


#7.


by AgentScarn


#6.


by Senor_Taco


#5.


by B.Leyd


#4.


by chrisolson7


#3.


by Bakudai


#2.


by Dan The Great


And the winner is ...


by Bell110


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These are very funny.
#1, #5, #6 and #16 are just perfect.

10/13/2009 11:33:46 AM
Luka

Kids might be stupid but at least they don't usually try to act otherwise.

"Hi Hitler" is not that bad at all seeing as that's how Heil was used prior to Hitler's rule.

8/31/2009 12:26:24 PM
jmcd89

4-1 are funny.

8/26/2009 3:30:05 PM
ROFLofogus

I don't get half of these.

8/8/2009 3:31:28 PM
Luigifan

omg the last one was great

7/31/2009 1:03:17 AM
balrog

your a f*****g douche "theavenger121"

3/7/2009 5:19:35 PM
Tommyg

nice. but isn't it common knowledge that the scopes trial was a sham? yet it's still used to depict the intolerance of anyone who denies evolution. kinda works te other way when you think about it that way.

2/2/2009 8:18:15 PM
theavenger121

Oh my god "where'd my black people go?" I'm laughing so hard right now! I could totally see myself depicting it like that when I was little!

9/28/2008 8:51:43 AM
mindmatter

these do not look like they were drawn by 5 year olds.

8/28/2008 5:47:39 PM
melloe

Pretty cool.

8/22/2008 11:47:40 PM
articdragone

That's George Washington you douche, not a quaker.

8/12/2008 7:51:49 PM
malachi

okay seriously what is #4, because there is no such thing as the "quaker indian massacre". google it in quotes and you only get references to this contest.

8/8/2008 4:21:17 PM
kenoshakid

no, its leonardo,*


*sarcasm intended

8/4/2008 2:00:30 PM
willyhassertt

its supposed to be michelangelo painting the sistine chapel...or is it leonardo?
anyway they were both names of te mutant turtles...haha

7/19/2008 4:56:08 PM
-Rob-

lol

7/17/2008 6:01:45 PM
willyhassertt

I don't understand the 11th

7/17/2008 4:06:33 PM
Framon

Please, I beg you, Check out

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(copy and paste) it's a comedy website, and it's really funny!@!
No this isn't a robot, this a real person - anyway I just started this website, but please at least check it out, it really would help me, thank you

7/11/2008 12:56:15 AM
Spambot

wow the winner was actually someone who did a great job.
Bravo.

7/10/2008 8:49:03 PM
AlabasterBox

I liked #24 the best. "Remember the Elmo!" hahaha

7/10/2008 5:40:18 PM
Breza

Jack Jones 66's comments really shed a lot light on the above art. I am glad he is not some shameless self promoter or worse a paid agent of some company trying to shamelessly promote themselves.

7/10/2008 12:37:25 PM
charliemansonx
Cracked stuff on