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As far as real jobs go, being a member of the Cracked Editorial Staff is probably as good as it gets. We get paid in truckloads of gold, each editor has a small (but fierce) army of Super Models at his disposal, and very little work actually gets done, if you know what we mean. (We don't do any work.) We did some checking around and confirmed it: We officially have the greatest jobs on the planet. Which got us thinking: What kind of job would be so appealing that we'd actually leave this life of fame, riches and near constant sexcapades behind? We asked you to photoshop some examples of jobs that, if they were real, might actually be better than being a Cracked Editor, and offered $50 to the best. The winner is below, but first the runners-up: #20.
#19.
#18.
#17.
#16.
#15.
#14.
#13.
#12.
#11.
#10.
#9.
#8. #7.
#6.
#5. #4.
#3.
#2.
And the winner is...
Congrats, Bamboozled. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: If tattoos told the truth. Forget the barbed wire and Chinese characters everybody gets these days, what would tattoos be like in a world where tattoos had to tell the brutally honest truth? Post entries in the forums. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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19 was easiest the funniest one.
This was close to home. I did almost all of those things back when i worked as a "fluffer" for the biz. Now thats a job you could be proud to tell your kids.
It's an ass-y thing just to make fun of pictures people made. I still love you though.
Malhal, just because some people tend to put effort into pictures doesn't give you the right to be an ass.
#5 That guy has really long arms.
haha, as far as good humor goes, both the "president of the moon and space" one and the fighter pilot flying that dog thing from neverending story are tops. as far as actual skill in photoshop goes, however....
Man that last one actually made me laugh out loud... brilliant facial expression! :D
hahah fat chicks! the pillow fight is nice, but i think the pillow needs a thumbs up.
IM GAY AND FAT AND UGLY! I LIKE DONUTS
Jaylewis has caught us! Everyone sucks at making pictures and having the overexpensive photoshop will instantly make us pros! I'm going to cry for hours now. :(
And why do these all look like they were made in MS Paint? Ever heard of Photoshop?
Hey Goatboy... interesting that you can pick gay people out from comments, you must be an expert. Is THAT your job? http://hoseramaville.myminicity.com/tra
[seems most of the people that comment on here are gay. number 1 is the best job]
You know, calling everybody else gay is one of the first signs that you yourself are gay. That, and masturbating to chicks who look like 14-year old boys.
Nathan Fillion can do anything. ANYTHING.
about those "simpsons did it" comments, i made it as a refferance to the simpsons, not to copy them
Professional boob massagers actually exist so it shouldn't count.
That is Nathan Fillion in #16, and eerily (and geekily) enough I was actually at the convention where that was taken...Great guy...not sure how he'd do with sushi tho!
those are all great, BUT if i have to nitpick, in that simpsons episode i believe it's the "fireworks CANDY and puppy dog store". slides are fun, too.
I would have chosen #3 as the winner.
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Isshiah
9 is hilarious.