20 Superhero Movies We Hope They Never Make

Let's face it, there aren't a whole lot of good superheroes left who don't already have movie franchises. Yet Hollywood continues to approve projects by the hour and quite frankly, things are only going to get worse from here.

We asked you to Photoshop some of worst possible superhero movie ideas, and the winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

#20.

by anlight

#19.

by Japper_9

#18.

by HyperGlavin

#17.

by Lord_Cownostril

#16.

by jazbeck

#15.

by Slublog

#14.

by baredevil

#13.

by baredevil

#12.

by ComradeTrotskii

#11.

by FoodStampDavis

#10.

by HairyBallTheory

#9.

by ivanwright

#8.

by MannyCalavera

#7.

by oball

#6.

by scoob

#5.

by BooBooKittyFvck

#4.

by Japper_9

#3.

by HyperGlavin

(What, you don't remember The Planeteers?)

#2.

by InnerCityBlues

(Note: Terry Long was recently named one of the 6 creepiest comic book characters of all time. By us.)

And the winner is...

by baredevil

Congrats, baredevil. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Video Game Power-Ups Used In Real Life.

You'll be Photoshopping real people in everyday circumstances, using video game powerups. Think in terms of the Star Wars urban photography site that made the rounds a while back. Only instead of Star Wars characters, the people will be using video game power-ups, items, weapons, etc.

Post entries in the forums.

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95 Comments

Mr.Lumberjack

i seriously hope for a captain planet movie

Posted on 11/16/2008 6:44:58 PM

MaggieMarvel

Psh, Marvel Zombies would make an AWESOME movie. Especially Marvel Zombies v The Army of Darkness.

Posted on 10/3/2008 10:50:05 PM

oreolvrs

considering he playeed the role in the tv series i only see it fitting for Patrick Swayze to play Captain Planet in the movie

Posted on 9/2/2008 7:16:18 AM

RebelRising

Batman quits should have won.

Posted on 8/21/2008 2:25:58 PM

willyhassertt

NOONE

Posted on 8/13/2008 3:09:53 PM

EddieBrock412

Who else thinks a Captain Planet movie starring Richard Dean Anderson would be absolutely awesome?

Posted on 8/12/2008 9:12:47 PM

but it wont have johnny dep, i hope/

Posted on 7/18/2008 9:35:59 AM

titninja

SON OF A b***h!!!!!!!

Posted on 6/24/2008 12:39:19 AM

habajaba

there is actually going to be an avengers movie coming out in 2011

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Posted on 6/18/2008 7:12:42 PM

Lyonkyng

I would definitely watch the Duffman movie

Posted on 6/16/2008 6:22:17 PM

Jack-O

This is damn fantastic. And I'm actually terrified of the Mike Meyers Transmet because that accent-impersonating hack is still getting work.

Posted on 6/15/2008 12:40:17 PM

mtrix534

no.
i dont remeber the planeteers

Posted on 6/14/2008 6:32:37 AM

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Posted on 6/11/2008 8:34:36 AM

haf-DED

Also, they should have made 'Grayson'! It would have been fresh as hell.

Posted on 6/9/2008 11:03:25 PM

Yeah, i would definitely watch Captain Planet. And if Joel "I-Hate-You-So-I-Killed-Batman" Schumacher wasn't directing the Marvel Zombies sounds like a cool one.

Posted on 6/9/2008 11:02:36 PM

JayleBayt

Do you all just close your eyes and reach into a hat and draw the winner? I would have picked the Terry Long one as number one. I think I would actually go see Richard Dean Anderson in Captain Planet. As usual so many good ones were overlooked.

Posted on 6/9/2008 8:42:46 AM