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20 Superhero Movies We Hope They Never Make

By CRACKED Staff June 6, 2008 206,262 views
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Let's face it, there aren't a whole lot of good superheroes left who don't already have movie franchises. Yet Hollywood continues to approve projects by the hour and quite frankly, things are only going to get worse from here.

We asked you to Photoshop some of worst possible superhero movie ideas, and the winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

#20.


by anlight


#19.


by Japper_9


#18.


by HyperGlavin


#17.


by Lord_Cownostril


#16.


by jazbeck


#15.


by Slublog


#14.


by baredevil


#13.


by baredevil


#12.


by ComradeTrotskii


#11.


by FoodStampDavis


#10.


by HairyBallTheory


#9.


by ivanwright


#8.


by MannyCalavera


#7.


by oball


#6.


by scoob


#5.


by BooBooKittyFvck


#4.


by Japper_9


#3.


by HyperGlavin

(What, you don't remember The Planeteers?)


#2.


by InnerCityBlues

(Note: Terry Long was recently named one of the 6 creepiest comic book characters of all time. By us.)


And the winner is...


by baredevil


Congrats, baredevil. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Video Game Power-Ups Used In Real Life.

You'll be Photoshopping real people in everyday circumstances, using video game powerups. Think in terms of the Star Wars urban photography site that made the rounds a while back. Only instead of Star Wars characters, the people will be using video game power-ups, items, weapons, etc.

Post entries in the forums.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.



I laughed out loud about the powerpuff girls and dangermouse ones

3/26/2009 8:00:39 AM
yesbutnotyou

Captain Planet SO has the approval of New-Wave Hippy Bullshitters

Oh, and what was number 3? so familiar, but i don't know what it is.

2/21/2009 9:51:12 PM
RuvreeJohnson

Are you kidding me? Sean Scott as Duffman would rule.

2/8/2009 4:47:01 AM
Gladiator

The Johnny Depp Avengers one made me laugh out loud .... literally

12/14/2008 2:08:38 PM
Studmuffin7

Richard Dean Anderson as Captain Planet = orgasm.

11/28/2008 7:33:24 PM
Drisona

"Batman Quits" should have been "Batman Ends".

11/20/2008 11:36:28 AM
Rex_Cogidubnus

i seriously hope for a captain planet movie

11/16/2008 6:44:58 PM
Mr.Lumberjack

Psh, Marvel Zombies would make an AWESOME movie. Especially Marvel Zombies v The Army of Darkness.

10/3/2008 10:50:05 PM
MaggieMarvel

considering he playeed the role in the tv series i only see it fitting for Patrick Swayze to play Captain Planet in the movie

9/2/2008 7:16:18 AM
oreolvrs

Batman quits should have won.

8/21/2008 2:25:58 PM
RebelRising

NOONE

8/13/2008 3:09:53 PM
willyhassertt

Who else thinks a Captain Planet movie starring Richard Dean Anderson would be absolutely awesome?

8/12/2008 9:12:47 PM
EddieBrock412

but it wont have johnny dep, i hope/

7/18/2008 9:35:59 AM
willyhassertt

SON OF A b***h!!!!!!!

6/24/2008 12:39:19 AM
titninja

there is actually going to be an avengers movie coming out in 2011

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6/18/2008 7:12:42 PM
seekmuslim

I would definitely watch the Duffman movie

6/16/2008 6:22:17 PM
Lyonkyng

This is damn fantastic. And I'm actually terrified of the Mike Meyers Transmet because that accent-impersonating hack is still getting work.

6/15/2008 12:40:17 PM
Jack-O

no.
i dont remeber the planeteers

6/14/2008 6:32:37 AM
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