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20 Business Cards They Will Never, Ever Forget

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About a week ago, this article came out highlighting some creative and exciting business cards. Those were okay, but they didn't exactly evoke that "Oh my God I think I'm going to be sick" reaction that should accompany a business card.

There have just got to be a few business cards floating around out there that toe the line between memorable and terrifying...

We asked you to Photoshop some of them, and the winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

#20.


by Spaztick


#19.


by festman


#18.


by lordlim


#17.


by oball


#16.


by pete359


#15.


by Slublog


#14.


by ArT


#13.


by bunker6


#12.


by Carson_Vandertruck


#11.


by Darth_Fugly


#10.


by Derelictman


#9.


by Emergency_Exit


#8.


by FezBoy


#7.


by InGortWeTrust


#6.


by McBeefy


#5.


by Sanchez


#4.


by Darth_Fugly


#3.


by Bakudai


#2.


by XIHILISK


And the winner is...



by Derelictman



Congrats, Derelictman. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

The Most Ill-Conceived Superhero Movie Ideas.

Let's face it, the new Incredible Hulk movie is looking like the most unnecessary thing every filmed. Despite that, there's this sort of gold rush going on as every B-list actor is trying to get his own superhero franchise. So what possible superhero movie would make you groan the most when you saw the poster? Fire up Photoshop and show us.

Just post your entries in the forum.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.




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60 Comments

wierd

Posted on 8/15/2008 4:03:04 PM

kil bitch pshyco 666? wtf!

Posted on 7/28/2008 8:11:28 PM

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted on 7/19/2008 5:22:51 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss

Posted on 7/19/2008 5:22:22 PM

You know the line from Return of the Jedi? "It's A Trap!" is said rather funny-ly by Ackbar, or something, and has become a popular Internet meme (the line).

Posted on 7/9/2008 2:42:19 PM

I don't get the Admiral Ackbar mousetrap.

Posted on 7/7/2008 2:39:50 AM

#1 is definitely the best. Totally tripped me out o_o;

Posted on 7/4/2008 12:13:46 AM

mwahahhahaha
#1 is creepy!

Posted on 7/1/2008 10:00:48 PM

i would get like 20 of #15. You could sayi am don't like people
very cool article

Posted on 6/16/2008 5:40:28 PM

Those are pretty funny, but unless you can make a digital business card the winner isn't possible, although it was hysterical, and I thought I was freaking out for a second...

Posted on 6/2/2008 8:25:17 PM

john doe # 14 was the best note: aim@yourhead.com, awesome

Posted on 5/31/2008 12:55:53 AM

yeah these are pretty crap. Can't remember 18 of the 20. Bad topic

Posted on 5/31/2008 12:54:43 AM

Dang. i was just about to make something resambling #7 for myself. Except it was for a proctologist

Posted on 5/30/2008 8:56:27 PM

Nothing for an Analrapist, like Tobias Funkë?

Posted on 5/30/2008 5:14:00 PM

I'd have to call it a draw between 13 and 17 each for their own reasons. 13 made me physically laugh and 17 is just fucking genius.

Posted on 5/30/2008 3:46:40 PM

no #17 was absolutely brilliant.

Posted on 5/30/2008 2:09:49 PM

17 was pretty good

Posted on 5/30/2008 11:28:39 AM

One of the worst articles/contests I've ever wasted my time reading. Cracked, I'm a bit disappointed you published this crap- you're better than this AND YOU KNOW IT!

Posted on 5/30/2008 10:44:10 AM

#1 was the best. It was creative and didn't depend on any stupid reference ie goatse or ninja or Poseidon WTF? Besides, the only other one that was imaginative in the same way was #10 (again by Derelict). Oball's #17 was excellent but way too subtle (I didn't get it so I had to google) and finally #13 was funny but didn't fit the concept very well.

Posted on 5/30/2008 3:01:26 AM

Kill bitch psycho 666

Not again...they said I was cured?!

Posted on 5/30/2008 2:49:28 AM

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