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20 Business Cards They Will Never, Ever Forget

By CRACKED Readers May 29, 2008 178,222 views
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About a week ago, this article came out highlighting some creative and exciting business cards. Those were okay, but they didn't exactly evoke that "Oh my God I think I'm going to be sick" reaction that should accompany a business card.

There have just got to be a few business cards floating around out there that toe the line between memorable and terrifying...

We asked you to Photoshop some of them, and the winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

#20.


by Spaztick


#19.


by festman


#18.


by lordlim


#17.


by oball


#16.


by pete359


#15.


by Slublog


#14.


by ArT


#13.


by bunker6


#12.


by Carson_Vandertruck


#11.


by Darth_Fugly


#10.


by Derelictman


#9.


by Emergency_Exit


#8.


by FezBoy


#7.


by InGortWeTrust


#6.


by McBeefy


#5.


by Sanchez


#4.


by Darth_Fugly


#3.


by Bakudai


#2.


by XIHILISK


And the winner is...



by Derelictman



Congrats, Derelictman. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

The Most Ill-Conceived Superhero Movie Ideas.

Let's face it, the new Incredible Hulk movie is looking like the most unnecessary thing every filmed. Despite that, there's this sort of gold rush going on as every B-list actor is trying to get his own superhero franchise. So what possible superhero movie would make you groan the most when you saw the poster? Fire up Photoshop and show us.

Just post your entries in the forum.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.


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62 Comments

Look at it for a little bit. You'll see.

6/26/2009 10:09:51 AM
hester2

can someone explain number 1 to me? How the hell is that the winner?

6/14/2009 7:47:22 PM
leagan66

wierd

8/15/2008 4:03:04 PM
gogolon

kil b***h pshyco 666? wtf!

7/28/2008 8:11:28 PM
Figfewdisgewd

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

7/19/2008 5:22:51 PM
willyhassertt

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss

7/19/2008 5:22:22 PM
willyhassertt

You know the line from Return of the Jedi? "It's A Trap!" is said rather funny-ly by Ackbar, or something, and has become a popular Internet meme (the line).

7/9/2008 2:42:19 PM
ChicGeek

I don't get the Admiral Ackbar mousetrap.

7/7/2008 2:39:50 AM
Elriuhilu

#1 is definitely the best. Totally tripped me out o_o;

7/4/2008 12:13:46 AM
mentalpause

mwahahhahaha
#1 is creepy!

7/1/2008 10:00:48 PM
lucylikeyeah

i would get like 20 of #15. You could sayi am don't like people
very cool article

6/16/2008 5:40:28 PM
articdragone

Those are pretty funny, but unless you can make a digital business card the winner isn't possible, although it was hysterical, and I thought I was freaking out for a second...

6/2/2008 8:25:17 PM
Noirakita

john doe # 14 was the best note: aim@yourhead.com, awesome

5/31/2008 12:55:53 AM
mxsone

yeah these are pretty crap. Can't remember 18 of the 20. Bad topic

5/31/2008 12:54:43 AM
mxsone

Dang. i was just about to make something resambling #7 for myself. Except it was for a proctologist

5/30/2008 8:56:27 PM
saint_sinner

Nothing for an Analrapist, like Tobias Funkë?

5/30/2008 5:14:00 PM
jogiff

I'd have to call it a draw between 13 and 17 each for their own reasons. 13 made me physically laugh and 17 is just f*****g genius.

5/30/2008 3:46:40 PM
Jenna_Tullwortz

no #17 was absolutely brilliant.

5/30/2008 2:09:49 PM
the.melsa

17 was pretty good

5/30/2008 11:28:39 AM
cthulhu

One of the worst articles/contests I've ever wasted my time reading. Cracked, I'm a bit disappointed you published this crap- you're better than this AND YOU KNOW IT!

5/30/2008 10:44:10 AM
momdoyoudouche?

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