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#7. #6. #5.
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And the winner is...
Congrats, McBeefy You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: Business Cards That Ensure They'll Never, Ever Forget You. The other day this article was going around the web showing off some "Creative" business cards (including some printed on balloons, and a cool-ass one made of punched metal). Well, we say they're not thinking outside the box far enough. A good, creative business card should be one that will make the recipient tell stories about it the rest of his life, possibly to the police. What would such a card look like? Fire up Photoshop and show us. You can post your entries in the forums. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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god this page makes me want to butcher a shitload of Irishmen!!
God the O. Cromwell one is just brilliant!
I notice you love to make fun of Anne Frank. You are sick fucks, Cracked, all of you.
server not found should have ranked much better than 13!
Numbers five and two are the best just because they're so damn horrible, and because you have to look at the details to really comprehend the darkness of the humour.
The one about Anne Frank doesn't seem so bad until you see that the date is the day before her capture. "...hopefully something fun will happen tomorrow..."
If you look at the dates for the status changes on number five, you'll notice that he is "just hanging around" the day after he is kissed by Judas. Burn on yo faith!
#1 kills them all. Took a while to get it but I regret to have actually made sense of it - hilarious.
I was worried #5 would be a little too blasphemous for my tastes, but it was pretty funny.
And isn't the date on #2 the dy before she was captured by the Nazis? that is DARK.
#12+14, very funny
In a response to #5, my old textbook claims that he was born 2bc.
18 is my favorite by far: LMFAO!
#9 and #5: Very funny.
#2: Not really very funny at all.
and #9.
#15 was great
LAAAAAAME
#12 - Hilarious
Holy crap. I placed. That's never happened before.
# 3 was the best.
-----bigblackconnect.com----- was one website.
#2 totally should've won, wtf. XD
Oh man.
Each one of these entries read like a domino effect of genius and hilarity... At first I had doubts when I heard the subject matter, but they ended up being awesome. Cracked, I do believe you got your asses handed to you with the outpouring of creativity here...
Good job picking the winner. !
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#5 and #2 were the best, VERY BAD TASTE, but this is Cracked. And they were the very best in bad taste.