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#5 and #2 were the best, VERY BAD TASTE, but this is Cracked. And they were the very best in bad taste.

12/31/2008 4:31:06 PM

badtzangie

god this page makes me want to butcher a shitload of Irishmen!!

God the O. Cromwell one is just brilliant!

11/18/2008 1:40:48 PM

griffmanr

I notice you love to make fun of Anne Frank. You are sick fucks, Cracked, all of you.

11/13/2008 1:13:13 PM

elpresidente

server not found should have ranked much better than 13!

10/12/2008 4:25:35 PM

bibliophilica

Numbers five and two are the best just because they're so damn horrible, and because you have to look at the details to really comprehend the darkness of the humour.

The one about Anne Frank doesn't seem so bad until you see that the date is the day before her capture. "...hopefully something fun will happen tomorrow..."

If you look at the dates for the status changes on number five, you'll notice that he is "just hanging around" the day after he is kissed by Judas. Burn on yo faith!

9/6/2008 3:04:39 PM

Voix Mortelle

#1 kills them all. Took a while to get it but I regret to have actually made sense of it - hilarious.

9/5/2008 12:06:40 PM

sharcs

I was worried #5 would be a little too blasphemous for my tastes, but it was pretty funny.

And isn't the date on #2 the dy before she was captured by the Nazis? that is DARK.

8/2/2008 2:04:11 AM

EddieBrock412

#12+14, very funny

6/18/2008 3:31:58 PM

articdragone

In a response to #5, my old textbook claims that he was born 2bc.

6/8/2008 1:44:09 PM

emilycat27

18 is my favorite by far: LMFAO!

5/30/2008 8:12:52 PM

Mykbibby

#9 and #5: Very funny.
#2: Not really very funny at all.

5/29/2008 7:40:14 PM

orangemtl

and #9.

5/27/2008 2:58:40 PM

aljensen

#15 was great

5/27/2008 2:55:38 PM

aljensen

LAAAAAAME

5/27/2008 9:59:17 AM

aeternaldark

#12 - Hilarious

5/25/2008 2:40:15 AM

kunklsal

Holy crap. I placed. That's never happened before.

5/25/2008 1:09:17 AM

MorganChaos

# 3 was the best.

5/24/2008 12:28:40 PM

SiXELA295

-----bigblackconnect.com----- was one website.

5/24/2008 11:59:35 AM

robinjane

#2 totally should've won, wtf. XD

5/23/2008 10:13:00 PM

MacabreSoren

Oh man.

Each one of these entries read like a domino effect of genius and hilarity... At first I had doubts when I heard the subject matter, but they ended up being awesome. Cracked, I do believe you got your asses handed to you with the outpouring of creativity here...

Good job picking the winner. !

5/23/2008 7:51:33 PM

EatWit