The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run
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Sure, the campaigns get nasty. Then again, in some countries the candidate who wins is the one who can have the most opponents killed in the night. There's so much sugar-coating and spin in our politics that we wonder what it would look like if the gloves really came off. We asked you to photoshop the results, and the winner is below. But first, the runners-up: #15.
#14. #13. (Tied)
#13. (Tied)
#12.
#11. #10.
#9. #8.
#7.
#6.
#5.
#4. #3.
#2.
And the winner is... Congrats, FoodStampDavis. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: Websites from before the internet was invented. What would, say, The Drudge Report have looked like if it had been updating during the Middle Ages? What about if TMZ had been around during the Great Depression? Or any other site, in any other time period? Use your imagination. Post your entries in the forums. |
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nr.2 and 4 were the best, laughed my ass off XD XD XD
The last one is hilarious, yet sadly it is true. If there's one thing the '00 election taught us, it's that voting doesn't actually change who wins!
I have to say that so far the funniest comment was JasonF to the "Rihanna" post LMAO
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Holy Crap. Hillary was that freaking hot? She looked like Angelina Jolie before she decided that cheeks were for losers.
These are GREAT!
Numbers 1, 3, and 9 are the best.
I'm with the person below me. Woooo Skeletor!!!!
P.S. Skeletor for president!
#10 looks real! lol
#8 should've won - most of the rest are funny, but far as I can tell only #s 8 and 1 connected the humor to actual relevant issues on the campaign, making them funny on multiple levels.
Rihanna that is SO interesting. Tell me more about your offensive dating site! And can you do it in broken english as well, please?
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__ Bigblackconnect.com __, it is a very hot dating community. He told me he was so sad to Chinese Earthquake, many people are hurt and died from it.
Wait....is there an election coming up or something..?
"you know who else is old..." is a great one, superb sense of timing and connections, brilliant, for once i wish 'simple' would win
s**t man, what the hell happened?? The average quality of these just went through the f*****g roof. I'd be embarrassed to ever submit one again!
#10 excellent photoshopping. #2 great punchline :)
Darth Fugly's was the best, and i'll fight anyone who disagrees.
These are really good. "Voting is for Losers" is terrific.
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Impressed with 'shop skills on #10. Favorites were #3 and #5.
And Dylancholy, maybe if more people voted it would. Alternatively, we could just elect a a communist dictator and... no, wait. Too late.
(Please don't kill me :P)