With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are.
As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, we would never stoop to such lows. But take those lyrics out of context to make them sound gay? We're on it.
Eminem: "Don't Push Me"
"Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, Im'ma a start laying any of these motherfucking cocksuckers."
What He's Probably Saying:
"No joke, my patience is exhausted and now I'm gonna start shooting people."
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Seriously, I'm gonna start having sex with dudes."