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The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

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There was a time in America when the breakfast cereal industry could turn any damned thing into a cereal. Your favorite cartoon, toys, movies, abstract philosophies, all could be represented in the medium of dried, shaped marshmallows.

We asked you to photoshop us the worst possible breakfast cereal ideas, and dangled a $50 bill. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

#25.


by hextall


#24.


by Robotman


#23.


by monocle


#22.


by pandorasmailbox


#21.


by lokimotive


#20.


by Brerlappin


#19.


by jerewhit


#18.


by claypots


#17.


by tgr10


#16.


by AgentOrange


#15.


by tgr10


#14.


by Senor Taco


#13.


by Sanchez


#12.


by jimmiebean


#11.


by eltrut



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108 Comments

Well Kala maybe thats because you have a poop fetish, I don't know why you picked Linda Lovelace,#19. I think Lily Allen would've been a better choice

Posted on 7/1/2008 10:36:47 PM

Number 23 definitely deserved the money.

Posted on 5/17/2008 5:57:44 PM

My guitar teacher was in manowar... Oh and 23 is amazing!

Posted on 5/7/2008 5:37:58 PM

I still think "Bad Shit" was the funniest entry- it was the only one that made me laugh.

Posted on 4/27/2008 11:46:29 AM

Manoflakes and bodyoil.. a match made in heaven.

Posted on 4/9/2008 8:48:07 AM

Cream of Skeet was the only one that almost made me get into trouble for laughing at the office.

Posted on 4/8/2008 2:51:48 PM

as ridiculously funny as P-Diddy is, #11 and #23 were still the only ones that made actual urine shoot out my nose. they, therefore deserve the 50 bucks.

Posted on 4/7/2008 3:56:26 PM

I'm not surprised that mine didn't make it, but I'm blown away that "Oedipus Chex" was overlooked. Also. Future Munch > Puffy Combs

Posted on 4/7/2008 1:29:49 PM

100! That's how many times I farted.

Posted on 4/7/2008 12:00:27 PM

I farted.

Posted on 4/7/2008 11:59:58 AM

#23 is the best easy

Posted on 4/7/2008 7:16:49 AM

The Manoflakes box didn't even have the slogan printed: Death To False Breakfast!

Posted on 4/6/2008 9:07:34 PM

i think 23 deserves the number 1 spot. fucking BRILLIANT! i amost sharted from laughter

Posted on 4/6/2008 6:37:15 PM

Honey Bunches of Hot Pockets! Guaranteed to give you bunches of hot diarrhea, too! Way great! Wendy's Baconator Crunch is cool, too. Sounds like what my husband would eat for breakfast, if he did, indeed eat breakfast.

Posted on 4/6/2008 3:46:06 PM

KORN FLAKES xD

Posted on 4/6/2008 2:13:17 PM

heh, that one guy argued that a reference to ron jeremy's testicles was more high brow than a reference to eating human feces. now THAT is classic cracked comedy.

Posted on 4/5/2008 6:13:18 PM

Oh yeah, I wanted to say that who ever did the Popfarts entry (with the cabbage). That was awesome work! Great photoshop skills. :) I can't believe that one didn't get accepted.

Posted on 4/5/2008 4:27:57 PM

BACKTOWACKY, I understand what you are saying. What I meant was that I belonged to several different Photoshop contest sites and the members always get too serious. It always ends up in a big mess of drama. Henced why I belongED to thos sites. But I see what you mean. If these aren't serious photoshop contests (which clearly they aren't by the talent seen Haha) then I guess they should let everyone have their name in lights once in a while. :) Oh, I did submit 2 entries and only was accepted. I thought the other one would make it too.

Posted on 4/5/2008 4:24:04 PM

I also like some of the wierd ones like "Rice Kris Kristofferson Krispies."

Posted on 4/5/2008 10:08:32 AM

Also, I cannot spell.

Posted on 4/5/2008 10:06:51 AM

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