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The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

By CRACKED Readers April 3, 2008 237,067 views
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There was a time in America when the breakfast cereal industry could turn any damned thing into a cereal. Your favorite cartoon, toys, movies, abstract philosophies, all could be represented in the medium of dried, shaped marshmallows.

We asked you to photoshop us the worst possible breakfast cereal ideas, and dangled a $50 bill. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

#25.


by hextall


#24.


by Robotman


#23.


by monocle


#22.


by pandorasmailbox


#21.


by lokimotive


#20.


by Brerlappin


#19.


by jerewhit


#18.


by claypots


#17.


by tgr10


#16.


by AgentOrange


#15.


by tgr10


#14.


by Senor Taco


#13.


by Sanchez


#12.


by jimmiebean


#11.


by eltrut


For those of you that don´t know, 23 is a Happy Gilmore reference.

6/30/2009 1:32:12 AM
watchmaker38

19, 16, 14, and 13 all should have been further up teh lisht

*poop*

10/17/2008 1:43:26 PM
queenbananas

Cenobites should've been closer to number one.

If for no other reason than that would be a horrible, horrible, horrible breakfast cereal.

10/11/2008 1:53:26 AM
BilBluesBaggins

Heh Racist Krispies,for the aspiring klansmen!

9/28/2008 10:32:25 AM
necroarkhe

How did Shredded Meat not make it farther down on the list? Props to that guy.

9/18/2008 7:26:04 PM
lafillepirate

Honestly, number two should've won.

9/2/2008 10:23:29 AM
Tartra

rascist krispies, what the f**k is with the nascar?

it is funny though,

7/30/2008 11:49:50 AM
willyhassertt

rascist krispies, what the f**k is with the nascar?

it is funny though,

7/30/2008 11:49:21 AM
willyhassertt

Well Kala maybe thats because you have a poop fetish,
I don't know why you picked Linda Lovelace,#19. I think Lily Allen would've been a better choice

7/1/2008 10:36:47 PM
lucylikeyeah

Number 23 definitely deserved the money.

5/17/2008 5:57:44 PM
Kala

My guitar teacher was in manowar...

Oh and 23 is amazing!

5/7/2008 5:37:58 PM
griffmanr

I still think "Bad s**t" was the funniest entry- it was the only one that made me laugh.

4/27/2008 11:46:29 AM
SiXELA295

Manoflakes and bodyoil.. a match made in heaven.

4/9/2008 8:48:07 AM
Gianna

Cream of Skeet was the only one that almost made me get into trouble for laughing at the office.

4/8/2008 2:51:48 PM
Lyle990

as ridiculously funny as P-Diddy is, #11 and #23 were still the only ones that made actual urine shoot out my nose. they, therefore deserve the 50 bucks.

4/7/2008 3:56:26 PM
the.melsa

I'm not surprised that mine didn't make it, but I'm blown away that "Oedipus Chex" was overlooked.

Also. Future Munch > Puffy Combs

4/7/2008 1:29:49 PM
natalieclaire

100! That's how many times I farted.

4/7/2008 12:00:27 PM
Onodera

I farted.

4/7/2008 11:59:58 AM
Onodera

#23 is the best easy

4/7/2008 7:16:49 AM
Mighty

The Manoflakes box didn't even have the slogan printed: Death To False Breakfast!

4/6/2008 9:07:34 PM
jesusschwartz