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30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

By CRACKED Readers March 21, 2008 801,311 views
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Nothing announces the arrival of a horrible day like a nice, sternly-worded error message on your PC. Some, as everyone reading this knows, are much, much worse than others.

We asked you to photoshop some error messages that nobody wants to see, ever. The winner is below, but first, the runners up:

#30.


by CrassPip


#29.


by Sanchez


#28.


by Shitegeist


#27.


by Deathwish Jones


#26.


by Kybard


#25.


by Kybard


#24.


by Willrock


#23.


by Screamer


#22.


by Sanchez


#21.


by Robotman


#20.


by undersc_re


#19.


by The Hulk


#18.


by Bishopwhitet


#17.



by seabass341


#16.


by DanShapiro


there were some really great this time...

6/17/2009 6:18:11 AM
LumpLarry

awesome

3/30/2009 6:58:37 AM
yesbutnotyou

#2 was the best. :D

3/20/2009 6:44:39 PM
VoodooGum

like #2,, inspired by "Pulp fiction" hilarious.. ;p

3/20/2009 11:05:22 AM
purple16heaven

28 shoulve gotten higher too

3/15/2009 8:06:37 PM
pyromaniacal13

18,15,13,10,5,and 1 were all hilarious, i wish I was good with Photoshop

3/15/2009 8:06:05 PM
pyromaniacal13

I think #23 and #8 were really good they made me laugh!

2/5/2009 9:47:57 AM
moogirl226

That 'cutie' at #5 looks mysteriously like Zhang Zi Yi...

2/2/2009 10:46:11 PM
uzielis

Fuffles

haha I Broke
how cute.

Posted on 12/22/2008 12:21:06 PM

1/1/2009 12:07:05 PM
Vice94

#1 was BY FAR the greatest and whoever created it is a f*****g genius.

12/29/2008 9:30:38 PM
Kiluckzle

haha I Broke
how cute.

12/22/2008 12:21:06 PM
Fuffles

In case you didn't notice, that wasn't an "ad" but a changing of one that keeps popping up here. I'm as sick as you of seeing these bot messages. Reread what mine was...maybe you'll get a chuckle?

12/6/2008 5:31:20 PM
Shadowcran

call it. friend-o. that never gets old!!! oh and shadowcran,stop trying to sell s**t here,nobody cares.

11/28/2008 4:26:23 PM
asskicker

I think someone was drunk while putting this together, and switched #25 and #2.

They're both along the same vein as far as humor goes, but #25 was much more well conceived and put together than #2.

Besides, Shigurh is just a scary m**********r.

11/27/2008 9:55:17 AM
Fangirl

23 should've won!

11/14/2008 11:12:38 PM
batshitinsane

looking for some good muslim brothers and sisters to fly themselves into a building at (++++++++Seekmuslim.com+++++)))) will help you find exactly what, and who, are gullible enough to do something suicidal that leaders never do themselves. Website : http://www.Seekmuslim.com

Posted on 6/18/2008 8:12:33 PM

1st in a series of truth in bots messages.

11/14/2008 5:19:26 AM
Shadowcran

@freudialis
it was a stress relieving email office workers are known to make. rent out your frustrations at your boss. say whatever you want. but DONT SEND IT.

apparently, he already did send it. guess who's not getting a raise?

11/12/2008 7:12:10 PM
specter

What's with #1? I don't get it

10/29/2008 6:31:17 PM
freudialis

+1 internets for guitmusic11

-1 SAN for AmbroseKalifornia

10/28/2008 8:11:21 AM
AmbroseKali

Wow guitmusic11...just wow.

10/23/2008 12:19:19 PM
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