Hedonism got way out of a hand when the internet came along and the sex toy market exploded like, well, a bukkake video. Where once it was simple shoulder massagers and turkey basters that had to be adapted to nefarious purposes, nowadays anything you can think of (and probably a few dozen things you could never think of) are out there to give some lonely shut-in the pleasure they can't get from molesting a damp slice of bread. Things like these ...
25Pig Tail Butt Plug
This thing actually exists and as such, we feel soiled. And at most, 5 percent turned on, but that's pushing it.
Fun Website Quote:
"Make 'em squeal loud and hard with their new black pig tail butt plug! It doesn't get much more humiliating than this."