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20 Insane Supervillain Schemes In Flowchart Form

By CRACKED Readers March 14, 2008 450,546 views
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#10. That Hot Nazi Lady, The Last Crusade


by laking8920


#9. Cthulhu, Your Childhood Nightmares


by Lord Cownostril


#8. Sam Lowery


by SamLowery


#7. Every Villain, Mark Millar Penned Comic


by Sanchez


#6. Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood


by Sputnik


#5. Every Villain, Every Bond Movie Ever


by Worzel


# 4. The Architect, This Retarded Speech


by College Binary


# 3. Corn, Everywhere


by EcricircE


# 2. Adolph Hitler, 1933


by Monoxx


And the winner is...

George Lucas, 1997


by Mortal Wombat


Congrats, Mortal Wombat. You win money.

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Corn on the cob for EVERYONE!

5/21/2009 2:16:23 AM
DHeadshot

i like numder 14

3/22/2009 9:27:07 AM
spallies24

corn=WIN

3/1/2009 2:42:56 PM
Mrs.Lovett

So, thats how Lucas did it

1/29/2009 8:44:04 PM
Macho Maddness

the Sam Lowery entry is pure genius.
Kept sweet and simple.

1/4/2009 8:42:09 PM
chitototoy

The Daniel Plainview one was f****n' awesome. I'm finished!!!

12/30/2008 10:37:40 PM
Truthiness

my favorite is the corn one.

10/3/2008 6:35:54 PM
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Last one is classic. Well played sir.

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3/22/2008 10:55:51 PM
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v_v that could have been good.

3/21/2008 5:12:25 PM
Grue

Keith Richards is DEAD

3/19/2008 3:01:23 PM
Stole Me Bum Gardner

no savala277 skkflip was right, when they first posted this they had that listed as Captain America.

3/19/2008 5:30:39 AM
The Fromulater

Hahaha College Binary's was good I think.

3/18/2008 5:32:07 PM
niggabitch

That's really bad...

3/17/2008 3:29:51 PM
Wow

Pink and the Brain:

Come up with some convoluted retarded plot to take over the world. --- able to escape from cage-- yes---, yes--- escape cage and start implementing it.--- does it seem to work, no--- go back to cage, yes--- work on it some more. When it almost works, will something completely retarded go wrong-- yes, yes--- fail and go back to cage. Go back to planing what you're going to do tomorrow--- try to take over the world.

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3/16/2008 6:14:47 AM
oliver

i love how corn just wins lol also the hyperman one lol

3/15/2008 11:44:39 PM
Tommo

for once, I can sincerely agree with the who the winner is.

3/15/2008 5:50:22 PM
SiXELA295

I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time. The Bowser one was my favorite. Along with the Scientology one. That's funny stuff. XD

3/15/2008 4:14:40 PM
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