30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film

Oh God, Myth of Sisyphus! I laughed for about five minutes straight! How could that not have been number 1?! That or Leviticus or Tom Bombadil. :D

5/7/2009 2:47:04 AM

digapygmy

The gazebo one should have won if they made reference to "Eric and the Gazebo"

3/22/2009 11:13:48 AM

Gareth

@Tartra

I lol'd so f*****g hard. You bastard.

3/12/2009 6:00:00 AM

Doorfink

omg, why isnt #18, #1 its the bestt

2/14/2009 10:11:11 AM

moogirl226

#21 was the best one by far

1/29/2009 8:53:34 PM

Macho Maddness

I dunno, Rock Paper Scissors could be a really good movie in the right hands.

1/17/2009 6:27:36 AM

Tartra

I wanna see the adventures of Tom Bombadil. I was pissed that they left him out. He was definitely on shrooms or something. That's what made him so likeable. I mean, most of the CRACKED staff MUST be on shrooms or pot, so wouldn't you guys be able to relate to him?

1/15/2009 4:05:49 AM

hamsterjelly

I want to see the Sonic one. Wonder how funny it'll be.

12/28/2008 6:01:58 AM

zkzkan

Leviticus (27) or Finnegan's Wake (7) are the best, I can't pick between them.

12/9/2008 8:56:16 AM

kamikazepig

I would see lolcats. In fact, now I want to. Maybe not at the movies... but I'd borrow it while it was still a one-nighter.

10/31/2008 3:02:28 AM

ka_la_la_lira

why is Sonic a GIRL????? You are just freaky, okay??????

10/26/2008 2:57:50 PM

freudialis

What about "LAN Party"? 2 computer geeks take a journey to sex up their LAN parties and gain more popularity in school ala Kid n Play-House Party?
My friends I have a habit of rattling off terrible movie ideas when drunk and put the LAN PArty idea at www.thebestmoviesnevermade.wordpress.com

9/8/2008 6:05:43 AM

Leeroy77

I think #21 should've won.

8/19/2008 7:49:15 AM

Saturn500

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=4eedf9a0d5e2034a6d5ae5d6290a7a1e

8/15/2008 9:52:57 AM

malimar

EddieBrock: you obviously dont watch the show '24'

8/15/2008 3:29:11 AM

guczy

I don't get #11

8/13/2008 10:17:02 PM

EddieBrock412

IMO, the #1 spot was pretty lame.

7/31/2008 10:20:13 PM

AsianBorat

uhh the lolcats one already happened XD

7/23/2008 7:43:23 PM

honey-sempai

How about Peter Jackson and Mike Judge Present"Lord of The rings of The Hill"!!
All About How Hank hill Sells Propane and Propane accesories to The Good Folks of the Shire of Arlen!!
Yep!!I Tell You what!!

7/22/2008 8:18:06 PM

TheUntouchable

psh
#17 sucks in quality and humor
but the rest are decent

7/10/2008 8:33:22 PM

lucylikeyeah