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30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film
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Ideas so bad Hollywood hasn't even put them into development. Yet.
So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation? Almost certainly. We asked you to plumb the darkest corners of your imaginations, and photoshop up the worst of the worst. That winner is below, but first the runners-up (and note that half of these will probably turn out to be movies within five years): #30.
#29.
#28.
#27.
#26.
#25.
#24.
#23.
#22.
#21.
#20.
#19.
#18.
#17.
#16.
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why is Sonic a GIRL????? You are just freaky, okay??????
What about "LAN Party"? 2 computer geeks take a journey to sex up their LAN parties and gain more popularity in school ala Kid n Play-House Party?
My friends I have a habit of rattling off terrible movie ideas when drunk and put the LAN PArty idea at www.thebestmoviesnevermade.wordpress.com
I think #21 should've won.
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EddieBrock: you obviously dont watch the show '24'
I don't get #11
IMO, the #1 spot was pretty lame.
uhh the lolcats one already happened XD
How about Peter Jackson and Mike Judge Present"Lord of The rings of The Hill"!!
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Yep!!I Tell You what!!
psh
#17 sucks in quality and humor
but the rest are decent
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That "Hungry Hungry Hippos" is a rip-off of a Robot Chicken skit from season one.
SLEEP HARD, liked it
Emmmm, Anne Hathaway is f*****g hot!
LOL! I liked the one about Sisyphus the best ... just because it looks like something Hollywood would think is a good idea. I'm willing to bet that there's some script out there, in the bowels of a production company depicting a man carrying a rock forever and ever and ever! Wo! What an epic production that would be!
DIY gazebo. Lol.
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I would see lolcats. In fact, now I want to. Maybe not at the movies... but I'd borrow it while it was still a one-nighter.