The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

by The Iron Colonel

by The Hulk

by kicsiviz

by ShakeyPapers

by The Hulk

by Christian

by The Hulk

by Sanchez

by charlatantric

by what_the!?

by Vinnie

by amoirae

by Chab Gassie

by jdespirito

by tayser

by Mella

by amoirae

by Nift

by ronlittlejohn

by homage

by The Iron Colonel

by The Hulk

And the winner is...

by Wodowick

Congrats, Wodowick. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Movie merchandise we wish they'd had the balls to make.

Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the other 400+ entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. If you missed the winners from last week, behold The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.

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Posted on 2/29/2008 7:09:12 PM

Diggz

Wow. These are retarded. You'd think they would actually try to pick some that were funny.

Posted on 2/28/2008 1:02:36 PM

Catholic School Altar Boiy Gang rape Olympics Champion

STFU you self righteous xtian sheep. No one is interested in you brainwashed bleating. Of course a great bumpersticker would be: Jesus was a well hung messiah. Maybe even "If I were Roman, the nails would have been deeper"

Posted on 2/27/2008 7:29:32 PM

NonBelievers

Rapture: Christ comes back, takes all true believers to heaven, leaves sinners on earth. IE-if you survived you are evil. IE-jokes are less funny when explained.

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