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The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

By CRACKED Readers February 22, 2008 94,308 views
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Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up:


by The Iron Colonel



by The Hulk



by kicsiviz



by ShakeyPapers



by ShakeyPapers



by The Hulk



by Christian



by The Hulk



by Sanchez



by charlatantric



by what_the!?



by Vinnie



by xandermercury



by pikpikcarrotmon



by amoirae



by Mortal Wombat



by The Iron Colonel



by Mortal Wombat



by Chab Gassie



by jdespirito



by tayser



by Mella



by amoirae



by Nift



by ronlittlejohn



by homage



by The Iron Colonel


by The Hulk


And the winner is...


by Wodowick

Congrats, Wodowick. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Movie merchandise we wish they'd had the balls to make.

Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the other 400+ entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. If you missed the winners from last week, behold The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.



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11/18/2008 2:37:16 PM
griffmanr

"never trust anyone over..." was the best.

9/17/2008 2:55:39 AM
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These weren't as funny as they usually are. Was it the topic or different judges or... ?

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3/18/2008 1:16:06 PM
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3/18/2008 8:03:45 AM
gemineye870530

how the hell the "VT shooting team captain" was left out? c'mon it was hilarious!!

2/29/2008 7:09:12 PM
jack jack

Wow. These are retarded. You'd think they would actually try to pick some that were funny.

2/28/2008 1:02:36 PM
Diggz

STFU you self righteous xtian sheep. No one is interested in you brainwashed bleating. Of course a great bumpersticker would be: Jesus was a well hung messiah. Maybe even "If I were Roman, the nails would have been deeper"

2/27/2008 7:29:32 PM
Catholic School Altar Boiy Gang rape Olympics Champion

Rapture: Christ comes back, takes all true believers to heaven, leaves sinners on earth. IE-if you survived you are evil. IE-jokes are less funny when explained.

2/27/2008 12:37:30 PM
NonBelievers

Rapture is when Christ comes back to take the saved. Presumably surviving the rapture is not a good thing, because some crazy things go on afterward.

2/25/2008 5:58:59 AM
boone

Tickle my fart hole with your ski mask.

2/24/2008 9:40:49 AM
No s**t

I survived the rapture? I don't get it?

2/24/2008 9:38:27 AM
Don't get it?

I liked "Welcome Home Challenger Crew". Should have made the cut

2/24/2008 5:50:08 AM
beer

Simply insanity,absolutely interesting! http://www.spymac.com/details/?2345831

2/23/2008 10:53:53 AM
Jones

Phenomenal interesting! http://www.spymac.com/details/?2345831

2/23/2008 10:52:53 AM
Jones

I just had time to check the Forum for All the entries. "Virginia is for Lovers" is worth checking out. I really think it should've made the cut.

2/23/2008 10:05:47 AM
lbh

What about "Vote Nader 2000"?

2/23/2008 7:34:57 AM
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