The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
Take a man. Add eye work (unisex glasses if eye wear is needed)and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair--if possible a dye job. A little doughy-ness doesn't hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks and by all means fight aging like it's a battle you can win if you try just a little harder, and there you have it: The winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.
We asked Keith Mays, author of the blog that started a phenomenon and pioneer in the field of men who look like old lesbians, to run down the 25 best examples of this confounding phenomenon and he happily obliged, including a handful of newly discovered men who look like old lesbians.
#25. Chuck Klosterman
He Is:
A Pop-culture obsessed and farm-raised hipster who writes for GQ and ESPN.
Looks Like:
Someone who has penned 14 books on the spiritual nature of the vulva.#24. Al Franken
He Is:
Writer. Possible candidate. Rush Limbaugh tormentor.Looks Like:
The art director of Lands' End catalog.#23. Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora
They Are:
Founding members of Bon Jovi.They Look Like:
They found a career resurgence as Le Tigre.#22. Robert Redford
He Is:
Actor. Director.
Looks Like:
The head of Women's Studies at Community College of Denver.#21. Don Imus
He Is:
The Disc jockey and humorist whose comments about the Rutgers University women's basketball team in 2007 led to the name "Imus" being mentioned on a college campus for the first time in 35 years.Looks Like:
Someone who has lived with the same woman of color she met while working at San Mateo Y in 1962.#20. Warren Beatty
He Is:
Actor. Director. Former BFF of Carly Simon.
Looks Like:
The famed foe of Bobby Riggs.
#19. Roger Ebert
He Is:
Pulitzer prize-winning columnist and film critic. Screenwriter whose films include Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.Looks Like:
A late 1950s feminist who currently designs non-gender specific lingerie and underwear.#18. Kyle MacLachlan
He Is:
Actor known for his work with David Lynch and Elizabeth Berkley.Looks Like:
A manager of a website about two pet dogs.#17. Masi Oka
He is:
Actor. Time Magazine whiz kid. Reported I.Q. of 180 (same as cast of Carpoolers).Looks Like:
An author of a paper stating sex with a man is, by definition, a hate crime.#16. Mo Rocca
He Is:
We're not really sure what he actually does.Looks Like:
A time-traveling lesbian from the future.#15. John Denver

He Was:
Singer. Country boy. Aviator.Looks Like:
The founder of Colorado's first Lesbian Games, a non-competitive Olympics guaranteeing "participation trophies" for all entrants.#14. Peter Criss

He Is:
Musician. Drummer in bottom-feeding glam rock group.Looks Like:
A collector of cat memorabilia.#13. Lance Burton
He Is:
Creepy Las Vegas-based magician.Looks Like:
A K.D. Lang stand in.#12. Gary LeVox
He Is:
Lead singer of Rascal Flatts.Looks Like:
A stage security at the Lilith Fair.#11. Richard Butler
He Is:
The Molly-Ringwald-serenading lead singer of the Psychedelic Furs.Looks Like:
The co-founder of online erotic products store exclusively for lesbians, "Toys for Twats."#10. Dana Carvey
He Is:
Comic. Actor. Drummer. Impersonator of the President Bush with more successful foreign policy. In 1990s, he partnered with fellow SNL alum and man who looks like an old (or middle-aged) lesbian, Mike Myers, in a series of successful films about life in the suburbs.Looks Like:
The runner of a rescue service for emotionally abused cats.#9. Rick James
He Was:
Musician. Famously sampled funk legend. Freak with supposed super abilities. Fan of hair extensions. Troubled individual.Looks Like:
A person who reportedly married lesbian comic who goes by the single name "Margaret."#8. Simon Le Bon and other members of Duran Duran
They Are:
Musicians. Video stars. Inventors of the 1980s. Minstrels for Princess Diana.They Look Like:
Financiers of such lesbian-themed films as The Secret That is My Garden and Rocky V.#7. Tim Robbins
He Is:
Actor. Writer. Tall person. Compulsive do-gooder in a less crazy than Sean Penn way.Looks Like:
Winner of 12 straight division wins as coach of Florida Gators women's volleyball team in the late 1970s and early 80s.
#6. Mike Nichols
He Is:
Writer. Director. Comic. Long-time partner to morning news show anchor Diane Sawyer. Directed Angels in America and Catch-22.Looks Like:
Director of four episodes of The L Word.#5. Morten Anderson
He Is:
Football player. Ageless place kicker.Looks Like:
A guard in women's prison.#4. Mike Myers
He Is:
Comic actor. Writer. Scatalogical-minded, sequel-happy entertainer at both Scottish and English accents who, in past films, has pointed out shortcomings in U.K.'s dental hygiene.Looks Like:
An activist, promoting causes of transgender animated characters and company logos.#3. Ricky Gervais
He Is:
Comic. Writer. Actor. Creator of the hugely popular The Office and the somewhat less popular Extras.Looks Like:
Someone who moved to Aleutian Islands with social worker partner and is studying to be a priest in the Anglican Church.#2. Kim Jong-il
He Is:
Leader of North Korea.Looks Like:
A Lea-DeLaria-impersonating soccer mom.#1. Bruce Jenner
He Is:
An old lesbian.Looks Like:
An old lesbian.In some cases, it has to be just the right photo ...
... In other cases, it is, I admit, a little unfair ... the result of an unfortunate hairstyle or fashion of a certain era ...
... other times, it may be that it's a conscious effort by the person to look androgynous or just plain weird ...
... then there's Bruce Jenner. In photo after photo, pose after pose
Bruce Jenner. A man who truly looks like an old lesbian.
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