The past few weekends we've posted old articles by some of our more popular writers. This was greeted with cries of "Cheaters!" and "Cracked has run out of ideas!" and "Hey, listen to me! I'm a cry baby with nothing better to do than complain about Cracked, even though its editors are clearly just trying to get some peace and quiet and maybe spend the day with their girlfriends for once." (Not a direct quote) Well, we've heard your complaints and decided to totally ignore them.
In honor of the upcoming holiday, here's a list of some of our favorite Cracked.com Christmas articles from this year and years past. It's a sampler platter of toy- and holiday-themed goodness to get you in the mood to sit around the Christmas tree with your family, open presents and complain about how Cracked never posts new articles on the weekends.
The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World
When you're opening gifts on Christmas, do you ever wonder what presents people on the other side of the world are opening at that very moment? If so, then you have a poor understanding of the concept of time zones. But, if you're generally curious about what children in other countries get for Christmas, the answer is simple: poop toys.
6 Insane Christmas Traditions From Around the World
After the above list of toys, we probably don't need to provide you with any more evidence that foreign people are fucking weird. But, we're going to anyways. You're welcome.