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Harry Potter Book Disguises

By David Wong November 2, 2007 235,890 views
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So there's another Harry Potter movie is breaking box office records, and you're tempted to pick up the books to see what all the fuss is about. Yet you resist, out of fear of being called some kind of stunted man-child or pedophile.

Well, we have the solution. Just print out these book jacket disguises, wrap them around your Potter novel and now you can safely read it in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.

WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE

Front cover and binding:

Back:

Cover by Sanchez


Front cover and binding:

Back:

Cover by Camerhil


Front cover and binding:

Back:

Cover by Keithito


Front cover and binding:

Back:

Cover by Shamus


Front cover and binding:

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Cover by eddie lummox


Front cover and binding:

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Cover by Remington Lonespear


Wait, there's more...

I remember when this was on AOTS. I finally found them!

10/11/2009 6:30:08 PM
Nicsho

i demand these books be made real and not simply a weak thing to hide behind while reading harry potter
also the biggest men don't need to hide what they're reading, pussies

7/28/2009 2:30:13 AM
watuppig

'such graphic, intricate detail, that I literally vomited on my copy of the book.'. Bloody brilliant article....

7/24/2009 10:22:53 AM
DangerChocomog

f*****g brilliant. I hope i havent grown balls or anything, because i want to read every single one of these books.

7/22/2009 8:49:47 PM
FuckingInsomnia

am i the only one getting black artifacts when i download the death hall jpeg?

7/22/2009 8:30:18 AM
Piontek

I was reading this, and testosterone started spewing from my body.

7/21/2009 5:14:47 PM
theamazingape

Oh.
My.
God.

I have just been rolling on the floor for the last 20 minutes. This is THE BEST cracked article EVER!

As I'm typing this, I'm actually printing out Shaving Your B*LLS With A Butcher Knife For Dummies... xD

7/21/2009 4:54:06 AM
[P]sYDoNiA

This was almost dangerous to read while high as I almost laughed myself to the point where I could not breathe.

7/21/2009 1:00:42 AM
Gravedigger3

Funniest Cracked article yet. :)

7/20/2009 1:50:11 PM
Sluggy

This is hilarious! DW's timely decision to re-post is to his own credit and "le gran fromage." Thanks for a very, very entertaining piece to everyone who originally submitted, and to DW for re-posting!

ROTFLMAO, Dag

7/20/2009 10:13:26 AM
Rex-Jester

Man, this is pure GOLD! I was ROFLMAOing so hard while reading this, that my mother actually came to my room and asked if I was feeling all right. Really loved the "Shaving your balls [...] FOR DUMMIES" and "Penis Reduction Surgery" covers!
Was I the only one to notice that the picture of Lt. Cmdr. Flex Plexico, from "f**k Wars", is in fact a picture of Duke Nukem (I think it was from a DN Forever teaser/trailer/whatever)?
Keep on the good stuff, Wong! Hope you write more often, 'cause I can't get enough of your articles xD

7/19/2009 4:44:59 PM
RionaaM

So yesterday, after reading this article, i had to ride the metro into D.C. and there was a guy there at the station reading HP&THBP...only he took the paper cover off the hardcover book. (As a true Harry Potter fan, i could totally fcking tell.)

I don't think I'd have laughed at him so hard if he had only printed out one of these book covers.

7/19/2009 1:16:44 PM
ZOMG

One of the funniest articles I have seen on this site.

7/19/2009 12:01:39 PM
Zalanzandar

anyone else who hasn't read/watched harry potty stuff but still loathes it??

7/19/2009 9:09:36 AM
heady

Haha these were all pretty good. Big thumbs up to Eddie Lummox for using a Frank Frazetta painting on the front cover of "The Potter: The Deadly Hello". I bought a print of that one when I went to the Frazetta Museum, awesome piece.

7/19/2009 7:55:15 AM
SolidLuigi

I would TOTALLY read Alcibiades: Zombie Slayer.

7/19/2009 7:34:06 AM
RecycledViking

Holy s**t, these even look like real book covers. Nice work, all!

7/19/2009 6:55:23 AM
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7/19/2009 4:59:21 AM
shira

haha, I would read a harry potter book only to put one of those covers on it

7/19/2009 3:00:55 AM
UlanBator

watch emma watson wardrobe malfunction

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7/19/2009 1:48:34 AM
joepaper
Cracked stuff on