Speaking of the middle finger, ours is currently deformed at the proximal interphalangeal joint due the erosion caused by our Humortoid Arthritis. We'd show you, but it's pretty gross. So instead, we'll just show you our funniest articles and videos from the week!
Notable Comment: Kracked (sweet name, dude) said, "How I wish I hadn't read this article. I have dreams of unkillable zombies quite often and this just makes me even more afraid to leave my bed in the morning. Freaky."
Haha, don't be ridiculous, Kracked. The zombies can totally get you in your bed. Good night!
Notable Comment: The comments reflect overwhelming support (like, two people) for the Boiling Springs Bubblers. We are sorry to overlook you, Bubblers, and we wish you the best of luck against the Shamrocks next Monday. Let's hope you guys don't ... (wait for it) ... blow.
Got that? Did you see what we did? ... Because they're the Bubblers. Do you see? It's ... Just have a good game, guys.
Notable Comment: $am points out that "For the record, Steve Nash's defense isn't weak, it's actually very underrated," which adds a lot credibility to what we've been saying on this site for years: Steve Nash is secretly posting in our comments and forums.
Notable Comment: Over in the forums, sR3116 brought this little gem to our attention:
Skip 2:40 into the video. "Holy shit" is absolutely right.
Notable Comment: G-Money says he "thought that hook was a pretty decent movie. But i also list Starship Troopers #1 on my all time favorite movies list so my opinion probably doesn't matter." You, sir, are absolutely right. But more because of your name and inability to properly capitalize words than anything else.
Dia De Los Muertos. Or, in case you don't care about holiday reporting that isn't technically correct, find out which Baldwin brother is emotionally scarred from his mother and which one is Billy. Or, if you don't care about holidays or Baldwins, then our entry about a great historical figure and his inestimable contribution to the field of child pornography, should, at the very least, enrage you.