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The 5 Most Obviously Drug-Fueled TV Appearances Ever
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Crispin Glover on Letterman
Date: July 28, 1987 Evidence: The first symptom is the wig. We're not sure what George McFly's hair looked like prior to this interview, but we're pretty certain it didn't look like that. Then there's the clothing. He's dressed in striped pants, a heinous purple shirt and a pair of black platform shoes that don't appear to fit him. Keep in mind that this is '87, not the early '70s. If you're wearing what Crispin Glover is wearing during this interview, then you've clearly been high long enough to have gone shoe shopping while fucked up. As far as behavioral symptoms, we're not really sure how to describe what Glover is doing here. At first he seems to be terrified of Dave and the audience, but then he challenges Letterman to an arm wrestling match and tries to jump-kick him in the head. Drug(s) They Were Probably On: Difficult to tell. At first it seems like a classic acid freak-out. He is looking at Dave like he has three heads and the audience like they're a big tangled lizard orgy. But then he starts getting physically aggressive. Our theory: a second drug along the lines of PCP, taken right before he went out, kicked in halfway through the interview. |
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wait. about number 5: ruben and ed is from 91. and, at least on here, this interview is from 87. unless he had that character floating around for at least 4 years out of context, how would anyone, including letterman, know what the hell he was doing?
i dont think cracked cares if number 2 was speaking french or german
They should make a cartoon based on Richard Pryor and James Brown.
That wasn't Bob Sagget...that was Tom Bergeron (is that how to spell it?) who's been host I guess since Bob Sagget left for greener pastures, and by greener pastures I mean unemployment
I want that laughing gas/ cocaine mixture
the Crispin Glover on Letterman thing, that's the char he plays from Rubin and Ed. Letterman's a retard that doesn't know anything about his guests that's not prompted.
Glover's late night appearance was staged, he was in character for his new movie, which apparently no one saw a commercial for. =]
I remember going to the dentist high. NOT FUN. They thought that I thought that they knew i had cavities. f****n teeth looking at, mind reading fucks!
James Brown is f*****g funny.
When all else fails shout out lines from your old songs.
Then speak different langauges... hahaha
ok, hum... Do you guys really think that the german guy is speaking FRENCH ?
Im french and i can assure you that this is everything but french.
As a matter of fact, it is probably german...
America's Funniest Home Videos sucked so effin much when Saget was the host!
Glover was in character from his movie Ruben and Ed. Nothing drug related about this, in fact it was near genius.
f**k i thought people were stupid enough sober.
I'm from germany so i can tell :) it's definetly german :D although he speaks a liiittle bit fast oô
Definitely German, no question.
Yeah, that's totally German. I took four years of French, and there isn't ANY in there.
I'm not German, but I took German in high school and I'm pretty sure he's talking German, not French.
Just quickly, Are there any Germans on this, because NO. 2 doesn't sound like French to me, more like German.\
Would anyone like to clarify?
Ok, not a bad list, but you left off the biggest one: Charlie Rich at the 1975 CMA Awards where he burned John Denver's award. It was truely blasted on something
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There's totally an episode of The Brady Bunch where Greg is high as balls. Looks like weed I believe. They should have had that on here.