The 11 Best Chappelle"s Show Skits of All-Time
On a certain level, the Lost Episodes are disappointing and prove that Dave is fallible, but it' also pretty admirable that he quit rather than work on a show that' creativity had been compromised. In honor of the balls that it took to walk away from $50 million and a once great show, CRACKED counts down the 11 best Chappelle' skits ever. The sketches are embedded below for you to watch. We rank our favorite moment, give you info you might not have known and discuss the lines that were bastardized by white culture. As you'll see, one of the Lost Episode sketches made it, but for the most part it' all the old classics for you to enjoy.
11. REPARATIONS 2003
SEASON 1, EPISODE 4
A sprawling hypothetical scenario that asks what would happen if black people in America were given $1 trillion in reparation money. While some of the humor dwells on the lazy stereotypes that made Chappelle question the show' direction, it also featured some pretty brilliant throw away gags too.HIGHLIGHT: When it' reported that crime has dropped to 0%, Chappelle, playing a white news reporter, quips: "How could that be-did the Mexicans get money today too?" Noticing he' still on camera, he continues: "I shouldn't have said that (but) I think we'll be alright. Mexicans don't watch the news."
CATCHPHRASES BASTARDIZED BY WHITE PEOPLE: "I'm rich, biotch! HONK." That' right. The audio you heard at the end of every show and on the lips of every frat boy originated in this skit, and it wasn't even Dave who said it. Look for it during the interview with a truck-driving Donnell Rawlings.
10. A MOMENT IN THE LIFE OF LIL' JON
SEASON 2, EPISODE 13
What started as a very funny one-minute sketch in which Chappelle speculated on Lil' Jon' seeming inability to say words other than "H-WHAT?" "YAY-YUH!" and "OH-KAY!" turned into one of the most infectious mono-syllabic comedy refrains since: "D'oh!"HIGHLIGHTS: Chappelle's Lil' Jon and real-life Lil' Jon interrupt all of the "H-WHATs" and "YAY-YUHs!" to discuss deep cosmic issues like loneliness and having the "feeling that roast beef is the most delicious food."
CATCHPHRASES OVERUSED BY WHITE PEOPLE: The goofy genius of the skit has been drowned out by a nation of suburbanites screaming "Haaaa-what?" "yeah-YA!" and "OH-Kaaaayyyyy!"
9. THE NEW TUPAC SONG
SEASON 3, EPISODE 1
While the majority of Lost Episodes probably should have stayed that way, this skit about Tupac' ever-growing postmortem library is pure genius-although the obnoxious introduction by Donnell Rawlins makes us miss Dave.HIGHLIGHTS: When Tupac drops a lyric about George W. Bush, but then backpedals and explains that he' only talking about a guy who ran for city council in Oakland in '93.
CATCHPHRASES OVERUSED BY WHITE PEOPLE: We'll see.








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ReplyMad Real World is my all-time fave. Racial Draft is kinda stupid.
ReplyYou're stupid.
FIF!
ReplyQuotes... "I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding!", "Ew, n***a you smell like french fries!", and, "Clap for me, bitch!" I could do this all day.
ReplyI'm not sure why this article even needed to be made.
ReplyPutting youtube videos in cracked articles is like the kiss of death.
ReplySomeone mentioned this before and they are SO right, how the heck do you not include the R. Kelly skit??? That song was freaking genius! The remix couldn't even live up to it
ReplyWhat is Dave Chappelle doing now-a-days anyways? The guy's a genious!
ReplyCheck out In The Actor's Studio. He did an lengthy interview on that show, and long story short, he left Hollywood because they are dicks. I think he lives in the Midwest, like Kansas or Iowa or something.
He lives in Ohio
Why isn't the n****r family on this list?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWhy was I cencored? that was the family's name!
you probably spelled it wrong. jackass.
doesn't belong in the top 10, it just wasn't funny as those that made the list, it was a very funny show.
Game. Blouses.
ReplyI'll have the Samuel Jackson....
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f**k YOU VIACOM!
ReplyCocains a helluva drug...
ReplyGreatest Show Ever!!
ReplyFave line: "It's called crack and it's great!! I think I taste cinnamon, nutmeg..."
g*******t i miss this show
ReplyI would have included Knee High Park and the Cyrus Holloway civil rights story.
ReplySide effects may include drowsiness, cramps, excessive gas, doo-doo smells worse, and mud butt.
Replythe game show skit should be up here.
Reply"The 11 Best Chappel Show Skits" implies that there were ANY good ones at all, when, in fact, Chapelle blows chunks and has to be, by far, one of the most unfunny people on the face of the earth, or any other planet that hosts sentient life.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYOU LEAVE THIS SITE RIGHT NOW!
You will suffer eternally for that.
So very wrong. But the down votes speak for themselves.
Shoot the J, Shoot it
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