The 10 Best Moments from RENO 911!

By CRACKED Staff February 22, 2007 46,734 views

Reno 911!: Miami finally hits theatres on Friday, prompting over three requests for us to break down our favorite moments from the show that propelled Nevada's finest cops to the big screen. Here are the best scenes (yet) from one of the most underrated comedies on television.

POLICE TEK 2000 CONSENT CARD

SEASON 3 Can't keep track of which teenagers you're allowed to have sex with? Does the Reno County PD ever have a product for you! It's a wallet sized card featuring the legal age of consent in all 50 of the United States. (Only 14 in Idaho! That's true! We looked it up on Wikipedia!) In this parody of a PSA, Officer Garcia and Deputy Junior try to come up with a plausible scenario in which the card would be useful, and end up describing what sounds like a pretty good Saturday night.

JONES AND GARCIA KILL A CHILD

SEASON 1 Responding to a call of kids trespassing on a roof, the shittiest duo of cops ever assembled finds a group of wannabe BMX bikers that want to jump their rides over a ramp from one roof to the next. Always ones for a friendly wager, they produce a whopping eight bucks and bet the leader of the pack he can't make the jump. He doesn't, and plummets to his death. Nothing says funny like a dead kid in an alley… Jones: "Should we call a medic?" Garcia" "No. Hell no."

WIEGEL BONDS WITH A PRISONER

SEASON 4 Before she has to guard the inmate Spanish Mike (Oscar Nuñez from " The Office"), Wiegel is warned to watch out for his sexual advances. But once they get talking, she finds the criminal to be a vulnerable, needy man with major mommy issues. "I never knew the taste of my mother's breast," he says, which really tugs on her heartstrings. And though Wiegel wants to open the door and hug Spanish Mike's pain away, she overcomes her nurturing instincts in favor of her duty to the force.