MTV's "Yo Momma" Jokes That Didn't Make the Cut
"Yo momma is so dumb, she bought a 2000 Chevrolet Malibu without checking its Carfax report. Realistically, the vehicle could have been a lemon."
"Yo momma uses so much hot sauce, like, she puts it all over her steak and eggs, which is actually quite normal now that I've given it some more thought. You know what? Forget I even said anything."
"Yo momma' resume is so fraudulent, it claims that her internship at the Guggenheim was paid, even though they only comped her subway rides and lunches."
"Yo momma' understanding of the cosmos is so pedestrian, she thinks binary quasars are lunar fissure modules."
"Yo momma was so worried about Y2K, she bought gallons of water and lots of mediocre can goods that are still stacked in your garage, gathering dust and whatnot."
"Yo momma shops so much, she should really get one of those Discover cards that pays you back a small percentage of every purchase you make."
"Yo momma likes jet skiing so much, she' always like, "I can't wait to do that again" after she gets back from the lake. Keep it under your hat, but we're actually all getting together to buy her a new jetski for her birthday."
"Yo momma' pretty good at Scrabble. Like, she put down homonym for 30 points, and we were all pretty impressed. You must be very proud of her."
Yo momma's so fat that hippies refer to her as "Mother Earth"!
Replyyour mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvidor Dalli mistook them for clocks
ReplyYo mamma so fat when she was floating in the ocean the Spanish tried to claim her as an island
ReplyYo mamma so fat, when she go to the doctor, he be like "You should pay attention to your cholesterol."!
ReplyYo mama so uneducated, she left college after getting her bachelor's, when clearly, you need a Master's to get a good job in this market.
ReplyYo article is so pointless it seems.to neither entertain nor inform
Replyyo punctuation skills are so bad, you put a period in the middle of a sentence, and not at the end.
Yo momma's so symmetrical, both her eyes are spaced evenly apart on her face and that makes her more attractive according to scientists
ReplyYo mamma's so uneducated, she thought The Magic Flute was written by LEOPOLD Mozart, not Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
ReplyYo Momma is so stupid that she got Bs!
Replyyo mamma do dumb she got ceiling fans and thinks she famous.
ReplyYour mother is so poor she's on welfare.
Replyhahahaha! im gonna try tht one!
oops, *more* drugged celebrity...
Replywilmer's a fucking douche but still gets my drugged out celebrity ass than the rest of us.
ReplyYo mamma's an inferior cook.
Replyyo momma so old, she statistically likely to die within the next three to six years
Replyyo mamma so stupid she asked for a banana split she got it and was like wtf i wanted a banana that is split.lol
Replyyo mamma's hair is so bad it makes your mullet look like a billion bucks
Replyyo mamma so ugly the last time she got ass is when her finger sliped threw the toilet paper
ReplyThat's actually a good one. It doesn't belong here.
"yo mamma so ugly that most members of the opposite gender rate her as unattractive" would fit better with the rest of these.
your mom is so stupid she think very one love is this lol it really soocks
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