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MILFiest '80s Sitcom Moms

By Clive Bannister June 18, 2007 79,880 views
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Like beating Castlevania or getting your face kicked in at recess, one of the most influential events in the life of a child of the '80s was seeing one of your friends' moms partially nude. It may have been an accident, or it may have been an "accident," but it happened to all of us sooner or later and left us yearning for more of the same strange, pant-tingling phenomenon. And so, just as with all other unfulfilled desires in life, we turned to the magic picture box for satisfaction. Luckily for us, TV didn't disappoint. (Thanks again, best friend!)

#10
KATE TANNER (Alf)

If Kate Tanner didn't object to harboring a fugitive, cat-murdering alien in her home, why would she object to, say, fellating you for five bucks while Willie Tanner's out bowling? Other than the fact that she's borderline smoking hot, Kate Tanner's apparent lack of any moral code-as well as her surprising, motherly tolerance for physical contract with short, hairy mammals-secures her place in '80s sitcom MILF history.

#9
NORMA ARNOLD (The Wonder Years)

Kevin Arnold's mom gave up both her education and her dreams to follow her college boyfriend across the country and become a stay-at-home mom. And what's more attractive than a woman who'll gladly sacrifice her satisfaction for yours? Of course, that would have been almost entirely negated by her soft weeping during sex.

#8
VIVIAN BANKS (The First One, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

Aunt Viv was a disciplinarian for two reasons. First, because who else was going to stop Carlton from exposing himself to Ashley? And second, because if she didn't strictly monitor the motion of Uncle Phil's fat-deposit ocean in the bedroom, she would've been crushed to death under his heaving, fleshy car-torso. But beneath Viv's stern exterior lurked a sultry, mature woman, and beneath her mannish face lurked a disproportionately hot body. (Editor's Note: Yes, Fresh Prince started airing in 1990, but how much did things really change in the few months since the '80s officially ended? Plus, there's this.)

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4/18/2009 3:57:45 PM
SillySausage69

Peggy Bundy is HOT but she would definitly be hotter without the wig shes wearing on the show, but i agree with cyberwolf77, i would LOVE a threeway with peggy and kelly

3/6/2009 9:30:07 AM
milestarcar1994

A fine list, but I'm shocked you left off "Kate & Allie"! What could be more of a dream come true for a 13-year-old boy than a sexual awakening courtesy of a friend's MILF? How about a three-way with two MILF's?!! Now that's some boner fuel right there!

As an added bonus, putting them on the list would've resulted in three separate MILFs named "Kate", which you could have passed off as some weird '80s sitcom phenomenon.

2/7/2009 9:17:15 PM
NickAtNite

I Loved Maggie Seiver on"Groaning Pains"!!
She Was Definitely a MILF To The Nth Degreee!!
KIrk Cameron,Her Goody Two Shoes Son on The Show Is a Nice Little Jesus Freak on TBN/PTL/WTF!!
Yet,Jason Hervey On"The Blunder Years"Claimed He Boned The Actress Who Played His Mom!!
Don't You Think That Some Night After Everyone's Asleep,Ol'Kirk Goes Surfin'the Net and Looks At Mr.Skin.Com to See If Joanna Kerns Ever Appeared Nekkid On Screen or else goes to MatureMuff.Com and Shakes It Like a Monkey On a Mango Tree!!
FYI:There's a Video Of Him and Ex Kiwi Ray Comfort Trying To Explain Evolution Vs.Intelligent Design Using a Banana!!!
If He'd Played His Cards Right Back There 20 Years ago,Joanna Kearns Woulda Showed Him How She Gets Kinky With That Banana!!

1/27/2009 6:21:22 PM
TheEnemyBelow

I dreamed of a three-way with peggy and Kelly Bundy.

11/11/2008 4:02:52 AM
cyberwolf77

Peggy Bundy was definitely my favorite MILF.

10/30/2008 11:48:43 AM
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2/3/2008 11:09:23 PM
I love the clips for this movie

omg i LOVE that john stamos is on this list. i've always thought he was too pretty for a man..he must have a vagina.

2/1/2008 8:53:59 AM
ariane

Wait, 80's-Kid, you'd have screwed Uncle Jesse? LMFAO

I don't know some of these (like the chick from Mr. Belvedere, a show I never watched), but I agree with the ones I do know (Peg Bundy anyone? I love Married With Children so much).

12/8/2007 7:45:49 PM
Anna (born 1987, can't comment too much)

I Agree with All These Selections! - I would've Ravaged Them Constantly if I could! These women DiD play vital roles in my M.i.L.F. Fetish which has been going strong Since Reagan wa in office, So Basically I've always Loved Milfs and the desire continues till this day. Of course there are Way more choices to place up here. the list could be endless.

12/1/2007 5:30:13 PM
80's-Kid

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