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Oh, the plight of today's busy parent. Between work, keeping up with The Sopranos so you can seem interesting to your co-workers and trying to shape your abs, you barely have any time left to spend on the kids. Certainly not enough time to read up on the new technologies coming out that they're sure to gouge you for, especially since you didn't pay any attention to what they asked you to get them for Christmas and instead got them a windsock, which any kid should love, seriously. Isn't there some better way? Can't someone just tell you which new video game system — Sony's PlayStation 3, Microsoft's Xbox 360 or Nintendo's Wii -- is the best one to buy for these tiny little stupid people who take up such a big chunk of your day that you could be spending watching 24 DVDs? Well, don't fear, parents. CRACKED is here to let you know just which system is the best for your kid. Now you can go eat cheesecake or something with educated cosmopolitans who get into hilarious and sexy situations. You can thank us later.
Xbox 360
Edge: WII
Xbox 360
Edge: XBOX 360 |
Entertaining; not very helpful.
Did the entire Wal-Mart electronics department fall on you as a kid? I mean damn.
Are you kidding? The Dreamcast was awesome! And people are still making games for it. Then again, people are still making games for the c64, so it isn't all that special.
Who ever wrote this your life sucks and is going down the drain.
I totally agree with you
ok, since the ps3 and the wii SUCK ASS. Id buy a xbox360 for a child becuase its: bettween everything and its got more and better games japs dont know how to make good games otherthan copying older games(ssb1,ssb2,ssb3,ssb4,ssb5,ssb6,ssb9
Thats good that u took all that time to bash all the gaming company's out there...I think you should let your children decide! after all kids r not stupid and they know more of what they like than anyone else!
The Covenant's got nothing on Otto.
Gamers are a vengeful god.
Forums so specific and so insane that you'll know you have reached the end of the Internet.
After reading this, you might want to board up your windows and load up your shotgun.
True? Of course not. But damn interesting.
Does that lab coat come in a C-Cup?
Guys, sometimes simple is better.
They probably won't get a movie any time soon.
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davo
its not supposed to be informative you dolt