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Rejected Olympics Mascots

For every mascot you see scaring children at the opening ceremonies, there are dozens that don't make the cut. And with the Olympics in Italy this year, the field was especially competitive. Here are some of the mascots that didn't make the cut...

Salvatore, the Talking Trans-Am

The Corpse of Pope John Paul II

Vinnie, Cousin to the World

Giuseppe, the unemployed younger brother of Mario & Luigi

Carmine, the Spicy Meat-a-Ball

Izzy, the Out-of-Work Atlanta Olympics Mascot

Woppy, the Guido

Roberto Begnini

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