The Old School Hip Hop Course Guide
INTRODUCTION TO THE GAME THEORY
Rather than a rigorous investigation of the evolutionary and epistemic foundations of solution concepts, such as rationalizability and Nash equilibrium, this course is simply a bunch of guys listening to a pirated CD from The Game.
THE HISTORY OF SCOWLING
An exploration of the traditional concepts of attitude-copping, from Diddy Pout to Fiddy Face. Students will understand what expression best suits the situation and will have a solid foundation from which to not look like a grimacing Donald Trump.
PUBLIC SPEAKERING
Students will understand the dynamics of public speakering, so that they may feel comfortable expressing themselves via mega-woofer in front of a large, sleeping audience at 4:30 am on a Tuesday.
*giggles* "Fiddy Face"
ReplyIt got started and then it ended :(
Replychuck D originally discovered vanilla ice and was trying to sign him to his label back in the 80's.
ReplyApparently many readers of Cracked don't understand hiphop satire. I'd also presume many readers of Cracked simply view hiphop as the idiocy that (wait for hipster comment) is played on the radio.
ReplyIn my humble opinion, hiphop and hiphop culture IS idiocy. As a prime example, I give PHYSICS OF A BELT-FREE SOCIETY from the article.
@TwoSteps You obviously didn't read fameONE's beginning sentence: APPARENTLY MANY READERS OF CRACKED DON'T UNDERSTAND HIPHOP SATIRE.
hahahahaha genius.
Reply'I got plenny money. I got plenny money. I got plenny money. I got plenny money. I got plenny money. I got plenny money. I got plenny money. I got plenny money.'*
Reply'Man I hate a shy b***h, don't you hate a shy b***h, yeah I ate a shy b***h, she ain't shy no more, she changed her name to my b***h'*
Can't you just feel the passion, the righteous fury? This is profound work. This is talent, intellect, cutting insight. This is art. It should be respected and taken seriously. Your suburban half-person mind could never wrap itself around this red-blooded warrior's poetry.
*directly-quoted, unaltered rap lyrics
i can do that with lyrics from ANY kind of music..tis not talent.
Lowest form of wit
Erm ... what!?
ReplyThe last one was ok but the rest? I thought I was knowledgeable regarding hiphop but all of this didn't make sense (with the exception of the last one)
this was a little retarded.
ReplyI don't even know what the hell that was. I think I lost IQ points.
Replywell that sucked.
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