Covering other people's material is a mainstay in pop music. Why bother taking the time to write an original song when you can just recycle somebody else's hit, redo it with an acoustic guitar (or, if it's an acoustic song, with an electric guitar) and generate the same result? But it doesn't always work out as planned, especially if you don't bother to figure out what made the original song popular in the first place (or in the case of our #1 choice, even bother to learn the damn lyrics first). Below, 20 great songs that received sound butcherings by artists who should've known better. A lot better.
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"You Shook Me All Night Long" - Celine Dion and Anastasia
This is the perfect song to play if you've just ingested poison and urgently need to induce vomiting. But even if it's a life or death situation, you might want to think twice before clicking play. While it may save your life, you will be haunted by the image of Celine Dion playing air guitar for the rest of your days.
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"Downtown Train" - Rod Stewart
Did Rod Stewart just wake up one day in 1977 and decide to become a pathetic, grotesque parody of himself? Or did he ease into it over time, like a pair of his stretched-beyond-relief leather pants? "Lead singer of The Faces"-era Rod was known to drop some kick-ass covers. But then came the "shoulder pads and blow-dried '80s"-era Rod and this nauseating version of Tom Waits' "Downtown Train." All you need to know about post-Faces Rod can be encapsulated in the seizure he has at the 15-second point of this video. It's like he remembers that there is such a thing as rocking out, has a vague sense that people used to enjoy it when he rocked out, but can't muster up enough enthusiasm to do anything other than awkwardly twitch his head back.
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"Knockin' on Heaven's Door" - Guns N Roses
To be honest, G'N'R could have taken three places all on their own. In addition to the 10-minute "Knockin' on Heaven's Door", Axl Rose also drilled out overlong, tepid versions of "Live and Let Die" and "Sympathy for the Devil," managing to hit an unlikely trifecta of brutalizing The Stones, McCartney and Bob Dylan in a single badly chosen career.
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"Demolition Man" - Manfred Mann
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"I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom / I kill conversation as I walk into the room." This sums up Manfred Mann's music quite nicely, actually. They struck gold with their cover of Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light," but one hit does not excuse the litany of brutal covers with which they've ear-raped us with before and since, from The Jam's "Going Underground" to Dylan's "It's All Over Now (Baby Blue)". But the absolute nadir is probably this, their slaughter of The Police's "Demolition Man," which somehow manages to beat out Sylvester Stallone for the title of worst Demolition Man ever.
I personally can't stand Manfred Mann's version of "Blinded by the Light". It's an insult to the Bruce Springsteen original, which most people don't even know about. They think MM came up with it, when he somehow managed to make it two minutes longer while cutting out half the lyrics.
Knockin' really that bad?? have you heard the original? it's horrible, Clapton's rendition could've been on the list instead. I agree though that Live and let Die aswell as Sympathy are better originally.
Worst live cover has got to be Pj Harvey's wtf version of "Satisafaction", don't know if she ever recorded it, but also Samatha Fox's version of said song is horrible...
Inevitably, I like a few of the songs on this list. I prefer G&R's "Sympathy for the Devil" to the worn-out original, and I respect and enjoy Korn's cover of "Another Brickin the Wall." I also like Limp Bizkit's "Behind Blue Eyes", but I admit that with some embarassment. Still, all-around, I think they're one of the more underrated bands.
I've never heard Motley Crue's cover of "Anarchy in the UK (USA)", but I don't mind if you hate it, as long as you're OK with Megadeth's b***hin' cover (which also changed "UK" to USA"). Megadeth rules.
This list cannot be complete without David Lee Roth's cover of "Just a Gigolo." Also, curiously, there are no mentions of William Shatner or Leonard Nimoy.
"Just because you dont like that kind of music"
You mean "bad" music? I don't think the author implied he doesn't like the Floyd song, just that there was no reason for Korn to redo it. I tend to agree. I wouldn't listen to Korn if you paid me although I will admit that if I was 15 yrs younger I probably would have thought they were kool (see how I did that with the letters and all? I even turned the second "o" around backwards).
Can't believe you failed to include Amy Winehouse's simply appalling version of The Zutons' "Valerie". It is DIRE. Can't agree with you on No Doubt though.
Avril Lavigne's "Knocking on Heaven's Door" was 10 times worse than Guns n' Roses
Okay, seeing that Hillary Duff did a cover of My Generation made me want to punch her in the face a little. Just saying.
Chris Cornell did a slow accoustic cover of Micheal Jackson's "Billie Jean". I think it's worse then the Bob Dylan cover. It made my ears bleed.
Kidz Bop in its entirety should be on this list.
Why do these modern artists feel the need to ruin perfectly good songs?
What about Miley Cyrus's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"? Or the Jonas Brothers's "Hello GOodbye"? Or the new "We are the World"?
Haven't heard any but the Jonas Brothers one, but that totally deserves to be on here (and I'm gonna look up the Miley Cyrus one right now)
The Jonas Brothers ruined The Beatles? That saddens me beyond belief .
I personally can't stand Manfred Mann's version of "Blinded by the Light". It's an insult to the Bruce Springsteen original, which most people don't even know about. They think MM came up with it, when he somehow managed to make it two minutes longer while cutting out half the lyrics.
Knockin' really that bad?? have you heard the original? it's horrible, Clapton's rendition could've been on the list instead. I agree though that Live and let Die aswell as Sympathy are better originally.
Worst live cover has got to be Pj Harvey's wtf version of "Satisafaction", don't know if she ever recorded it, but also Samatha Fox's version of said song is horrible...
Inevitably, I like a few of the songs on this list. I prefer G&R's "Sympathy for the Devil" to the worn-out original, and I respect and enjoy Korn's cover of "Another Brickin the Wall." I also like Limp Bizkit's "Behind Blue Eyes", but I admit that with some embarassment. Still, all-around, I think they're one of the more underrated bands.
I've never heard Motley Crue's cover of "Anarchy in the UK (USA)", but I don't mind if you hate it, as long as you're OK with Megadeth's b***hin' cover (which also changed "UK" to USA"). Megadeth rules.
William Shatner did a great cover of "Rocket Man."
Leonary Nimoy sang "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"
This list cannot be complete without David Lee Roth's cover of "Just a Gigolo." Also, curiously, there are no mentions of William Shatner or Leonard Nimoy.
How about Rod Stewart doing Bob Dylan's "Forever Young"?
I actually think the Manfred Mann's Earthband version of Demolition man is pretty good.
"Just because you dont like that kind of music"
You mean "bad" music? I don't think the author implied he doesn't like the Floyd song, just that there was no reason for Korn to redo it. I tend to agree. I wouldn't listen to Korn if you paid me although I will admit that if I was 15 yrs younger I probably would have thought they were kool (see how I did that with the letters and all? I even turned the second "o" around backwards).
Miley Cyrus' cover of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Wtf?
Can't believe you failed to include Amy Winehouse's simply appalling version of The Zutons' "Valerie". It is DIRE. Can't agree with you on No Doubt though.
Hear hear Nana. (On Madonna, not you)
I will kill myself if Madonna will go first
Avril lavigne's Fuel, should be on the list too