The 15 Most Outrageous Claims in Pop Music History

#9. "Everything I do, I do it for you."

Bryan Adams, "Everything I do, I do it for you"
At first, the line seems pretty heartfelt: a man dedicating his every action to a lady. But think about it: Bryan Adams is not a robot, people-he poops. And chances are, not every go-round on the throne is a breeze for the washed-up troubadour. So, anonymous lady, when Bryan Adams is biting down on a leather belt, praying to God for relief from intestinal agony, just know that he's doing it for you.

#8. "They want to give her seven years for being sad."

Red Hot Chili Peppers' Anthony Kiedis, "My Friends"
We're not sure where Anthony Kiedis' understanding of the criminal justice system comes from, but the fact that he thinks you can do time for being sad might go a long way towards explaining why he's spent the past 15 years jumping around like a manic, over-caffeinated 12-year-old. Maybe this happens in North Korea or something, but Pyongyang is noticeably absent from any of the Chili Peppers' tours.

#7. "I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse."

DMX, "Bring your Whole Crew"
Maybe-just maybe-there'd be a situation where you wouldn't be the least bit remorseful after killing someone. We can accept that. But sticking your penis inside a dead human being? Even the hardest rapper with the worst upbringing would feel a little sorry for such a heinous action. Especially if he contracted a nasty disease, which in all likelihood, is bound to happen. Not to be a wet blanket about corpse-fucking, or anything.

#6. "Smack it up flip it, rub it down. Oh nooooooooooo! The girl is gonna do me."

Bel Biv DeVoe, "Do Me"
First of all, Bel Biv DeVoe, we've gotta ask: why so alarmed about the fact that the girl is gonna do you? Is she unattractive? If so, you never should have smacked it up, flipped it, and rubbed it down in the first place. You knew that going into this. Once you did smack it up, flip it, and rub it down, you probably should have seen this coming.

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