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The Classics
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Verdict: Even more than his breakout hit Billy Madison, this is the movie that defines what's good about Sandler. If the constant references in his other movies are any indication, it's got the spirit he's been trying to recapture for the past ten years. Cracked Fact: Bob Barker's two-fisted cameo would stand as the single greatest role for a celebrity playing himself until a coked-up Neil Patrick Harris hit the scene in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Verdict: It's slow going at the start, but once you get through the first hour, it suddenly becomes the single best role of Sandler's career. Between a scene where he explains a scheme involving pudding fraud to Luis Guzman and an amazing face-off with Philip Seymour Hoffman, the payoff's totally worth it. Cracked Fact: This movie is 97 minutes long. 63 of those are spent in extremely uncomfortable pauses. ALSO CLASSICS: Billy Madison, The Wedding Singer Underrated
The Waterboy (1998)
Verdict: Okay, it doesn't actually have much of a "plot", and character development takes a back seat to funny voices and sight gags-but when you've got a movie that pits the Fonz against Snowman from Smoky and the Bandit in a battle of slapstick football, that's all the plot you really need. Cracked Fact: Hands down the funniest movie of Fairuza Balk's career. We're ignoring The Craft, since Waterboy was supposed to be funny. 50 First Dates (2004)
Verdict: Despite the fact that it's based around a pretty depressing premise that only gets weirder in the final scenes, 50's got a lot of heart to it. Plus, Sean Astin's shameless overacting as a steroid-popping homosexual is worth the price of a rental alone. Cracked Fact: If you're making a movie and you find yourself pointing a camera at Rob Schneider for more than, say, two scenes of it, you should probably stop. And by probably, we mean immediately. ALSO UNDERRATED: Big Daddy, Airheads Overrated
Mr. Deeds (2002)
"Say Chet, who should we get for the Gary Cooper role in our remake of Mr. Deeds Goes to Town?" "Well, Brad, how about that guy who played Canteen Boy?" "Perfect." Verdict: It's hard to criticize a remake of a sixty year-old Frank Capra movie for a lack of originality, but this entire flick watches like it's made of scenes left over from every other Sandler movie. Scenes that were cut for a very good reason. Cracked Fact: Even though both movies feature Steve Buscemi and John Turturro, Mr. Deeds is roughly 18,000% less funny than The Big Lebowski. Spanglish (2004)
Verdict: Sandler's at the center of some genuinely funny scenes in this one-his argument with Flor while her daughter translates is a highlight-but the whole thing drags along mercilessly and indulges in way too many romantic comedy clichés to really go anywhere with its jokes. Cracked Fact: There's a scene in Spanglish where Sandler's character refers to Paz Vega as being "drop-dead crazy gorgeous." That is one hundred percent true. ALSO OVERRATED: The Longest Yard, Bulletproof Total Crap
Click (2006)
Verdict: When this thing came out, it was hard to find a review that didn't make a joke about the film not "clicking" with the audience. That's because it was too busy "sucking ass." Cracked Fact: There was a time when Adam Sandler and Christopher Walken would've meant box office gold. That time? 1998.
Little Nicky (2000)
Verdict: It's hard to say that watching a movie is worse than contracting, say, leprosy, but Since Nicky opens with Jon Lovitz getting raped by a man in a bird costume and just goes downhill from there, traditional measures of quality don't really apply. Cracked Fact: Although it wasn't widely publicized, Sandler was actually brought to trial at The Hague for war crimes after releasing this piece of crap, and only escaped hanging after promising to do a P.T. Anderson film. ALSO TOTAL CRAP: Eight Crazy Nights, Anger Management |
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Can't say I'm a huge Adam Sandler fan, but this list is pretty good! Although dude, Anger Management was funny...at least until the giant pile of plot derailment that was the end.
Also, reading standforsand's comment makes me feel like I just lost a few IQ points.
Little Nicky is bad but not the worst SNL movie. It's Pat is the worst SNL movie Ever!
you definately misread that buddy. lol. it says the big lebowski is 18000% funnier than mr deeds.... and yes. it is true.
did I misread it or something or did who ever right this think that The Big Lebowski isn't funny?
Paz Vega is indeed drop-dead crazy gorgeous. I wonder if she'd like to have tea sometime.
I liked Click AND Eight Crazy Nights. :(
I like Little Nicky cause it's so crap.
First of all, Waterboy is extremely overrated.
Most importantly, how dare you bad mouth a movie that has Christopher Walkin in it. Click wasn't Sandler's best movie but it was decent. Plus, CHRISTOPHER f*****g WALKIN
I love Adam Sandler
I think only a couple of his movies aren't great but every movie of his is at least a little enjoyable to me.
Little Nicky is always seen as one of his worst movies but that was kinda the point.... it was supposed to be stupid and click wasn't horrible by any means
There are lots and lots of comedians who have made horrible movies after starting out with a great film career [[ Mike Myers(The Love Guru) and Eddie Murphy (Anything that he's made in the last ten years besides Shrek) But I really don't believe Adam Sandler should be on that list
all adam sandler movies are total crap.... that dude sucks
Click and Little Nic were good.ky
I disagree with Click being total crap, I thought that was a good movie.
deeds wasn't bad the first two times i saw it when it was called "billy madison" and "happy gilmore"
i don't know anyone who considers Mr. Deeds and Bulletproof to be overrated, lol.
hey, little nicky was pretty damn funny, and click was a pretty good movie. (i would say its worth about ten bucks) so, uh, whatever?
I can't say I agree with hardly ANY of this, rather than the fact that you said both Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore define what's good about Adam Sandler. But everything else was just a, pathetic, attempt of a jab at Adam and his ability's. Click was an amazing movie with a touching plot, very similar to that of A Christmas Carol. It shows the world that we should appreciate what we have and the time that we have, so is that such a bad thing that our society could've possibly LEARNED something? I think it would do us all a bit of good. Little Nicky was also a very clever movie in my opinion. It shows how he has too choose between two things in his life, Heaven or Hell. But it shows, those most people won't pick up on it, how we too as regular everyday people can relate to this. We are in our own battle to choose which we believe in or would choose to go to or not go to, knowing or unknowingly. It is very creative and is like nothing else I've ever seen before. But it shows how in the end, it shows he has learned about sacrifice. A moral and life lesson we should all have. And it presents all of this in a comical manner. And if all of his movies are so "crappy" tell me then why his movie Big Daddy is constantly played on tv. Tell me why Happy Gilmore is one of his most popular movies, and how pretty much everyone who has seen it loved it. And he doesn't need every movie to be a hit, and every movie isn't. But every movie can't be. Every Tom Cruise movie isn't a hit. Neither is every Will Ferrell movie. Nobody has every movie they've been in become a hit. Adam Sandler is someone you either hate or love. So if you love him, great! Spread the word. And if you hate him, fine, but don't preach it to the rest of the world because we don't care. Keep your rudeness to yourself. We have enough problems in this world, so let's all try not to make it worse than it already is.
remember this name, you'll see it more often.
-standforsand
http://sandler.proboards81.com/
what about big daddy? that had adam sandler in it, and was full of crappy morals
Adam Sandler is NOT funnier than Rob Schneider.
There is no way little nicky was that bad. I'd say switch Little Nicky and 50 First Dates and this list would be fine.
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this is the only cracked article i did not agree with. and i read like 50 articles a day