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The Classics
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Verdict: Even more than his breakout hit Billy Madison, this is the movie that defines what's good about Sandler. If the constant references in his other movies are any indication, it's got the spirit he's been trying to recapture for the past ten years. Cracked Fact: Bob Barker's two-fisted cameo would stand as the single greatest role for a celebrity playing himself until a coked-up Neil Patrick Harris hit the scene in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Verdict: It's slow going at the start, but once you get through the first hour, it suddenly becomes the single best role of Sandler's career. Between a scene where he explains a scheme involving pudding fraud to Luis Guzman and an amazing face-off with Philip Seymour Hoffman, the payoff's totally worth it. Cracked Fact: This movie is 97 minutes long. 63 of those are spent in extremely uncomfortable pauses. ALSO CLASSICS: Billy Madison, The Wedding Singer Underrated
The Waterboy (1998)
Verdict: Okay, it doesn't actually have much of a "plot", and character development takes a back seat to funny voices and sight gags-but when you've got a movie that pits the Fonz against Snowman from Smoky and the Bandit in a battle of slapstick football, that's all the plot you really need. Cracked Fact: Hands down the funniest movie of Fairuza Balk's career. We're ignoring The Craft, since Waterboy was supposed to be funny. 50 First Dates (2004)
Verdict: Despite the fact that it's based around a pretty depressing premise that only gets weirder in the final scenes, 50's got a lot of heart to it. Plus, Sean Astin's shameless overacting as a steroid-popping homosexual is worth the price of a rental alone. Cracked Fact: If you're making a movie and you find yourself pointing a camera at Rob Schneider for more than, say, two scenes of it, you should probably stop. And by probably, we mean immediately. ALSO UNDERRATED: Big Daddy, Airheads Overrated
Mr. Deeds (2002)
"Say Chet, who should we get for the Gary Cooper role in our remake of Mr. Deeds Goes to Town?" "Well, Brad, how about that guy who played Canteen Boy?" "Perfect." Verdict: It's hard to criticize a remake of a sixty year-old Frank Capra movie for a lack of originality, but this entire flick watches like it's made of scenes left over from every other Sandler movie. Scenes that were cut for a very good reason. Cracked Fact: Even though both movies feature Steve Buscemi and John Turturro, Mr. Deeds is roughly 18,000% less funny than The Big Lebowski. Spanglish (2004)
Verdict: Sandler's at the center of some genuinely funny scenes in this one-his argument with Flor while her daughter translates is a highlight-but the whole thing drags along mercilessly and indulges in way too many romantic comedy clichés to really go anywhere with its jokes. Cracked Fact: There's a scene in Spanglish where Sandler's character refers to Paz Vega as being "drop-dead crazy gorgeous." That is one hundred percent true. ALSO OVERRATED: The Longest Yard, Bulletproof Total Crap
Click (2006)
Verdict: When this thing came out, it was hard to find a review that didn't make a joke about the film not "clicking" with the audience. That's because it was too busy "sucking ass." Cracked Fact: There was a time when Adam Sandler and Christopher Walken would've meant box office gold. That time? 1998.
Little Nicky (2000)
Verdict: It's hard to say that watching a movie is worse than contracting, say, leprosy, but Since Nicky opens with Jon Lovitz getting raped by a man in a bird costume and just goes downhill from there, traditional measures of quality don't really apply. Cracked Fact: Although it wasn't widely publicized, Sandler was actually brought to trial at The Hague for war crimes after releasing this piece of crap, and only escaped hanging after promising to do a P.T. Anderson film. ALSO TOTAL CRAP: Eight Crazy Nights, Anger Management |
what about big daddy? that had adam sandler in it, and was full of crappy morals
Adam Sandler is NOT funnier than Rob Schneider.
There is no way little nicky was that bad. I'd say switch Little Nicky and 50 First Dates and this list would be fine.
PS. I really liked Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates and the Waterboy - in that order actually. The others... meh.
Interestingly the only Sandler movie from Classic and Underrated I haven't seen is Punch Drunk Love, and the only one from Overrated and Total Crap I have seen is Mr. Deeds. Which brings me to two points: If the other movies are actually *worse* than Mr. Deeds they must be unbelievably bad, and you should re-watch Billy Madison if you thought it was good.
Click was funny!
What about Anger Management? It should be listed as a classic. Lots of Adam Sandler yelling and Jack Nicholson being Jack Nicholson (yelling).
Yea Chuck and Larry would go under total crap. Just like the gay characters in it, it sucked balls!
I'd be surprised that Airheads didn't get an article, but then I remember Sandler wasn't directly in the spotlight like the other films on this list. Also... I wonder what Chuck and Larry would fall under.... I'm torn between Overrated and Total Crap....
Oddly enough, I've never seen any of the overrated movies on this list. Guess they just didn't catch my eye. But Little Nicky? Dude, that movie is freaking AWESOME. I never even saw it in a theatre, I was just switching channels randomly and Fox was showing it. I refuse to watch Eight Crazy Nights, however. Animated Sandler just seems wrong.
Oh, by the way, I absolutely agree with Punch-Drunk Love. It's a totally unexpected masterpiece.
I gotta agree with Kyle. Click was great, and so was Anger Management.
I've agreed with pretty much everything I have read on Cracked...until now. I would say, Click, is a great movie. Why? It seemed like it actually had a plot, and wasn't just a bunch of film strips with "slapstick humour" all over them. Whatever, I agreed with the rest of the article.
good list, i dont think the longest yard was overrated though...if you ignore its like the eightybillionth remake of that same damn movie and just stare at Bill Fichtner being all kinds of awesome and hot all over everything,its actually pretty enjoyable...and if you dont like fichtner, footballs movies are about big fat dudes smashing into each other at high speed...thats...kind of brilliant
Im pretty sure 8 crazy nights was the worst movie I have ever seen. Within 10 seconds of watching crappy animation I wanted to kill myself. Then when the midget spoke I actually pressed the knife against my wrists
How dare you say anger management was total crap! That movie made me laugh incredibly hard! Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler, easily one of the guys best! Silly..silly..critic you are...
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I can't say I agree with hardly ANY of this, rather than the fact that you said both Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore define what's good about Adam Sandler. But everything else was just a, pathetic, attempt of a jab at Adam and his ability's. Click was an amazing movie with a touching plot, very similar to that of A Christmas Carol. It shows the world that we should appreciate what we have and the time that we have, so is that such a bad thing that our society could've possibly LEARNED something? I think it would do us all a bit of good. Little Nicky was also a very clever movie in my opinion. It shows how he has too choose between two things in his life, Heaven or Hell. But it shows, those most people won't pick up on it, how we too as regular everyday people can relate to this. We are in our own battle to choose which we believe in or would choose to go to or not go to, knowing or unknowingly. It is very creative and is like nothing else I've ever seen before. But it shows how in the end, it shows he has learned about sacrifice. A moral and life lesson we should all have. And it presents all of this in a comical manner. And if all of his movies are so "crappy" tell me then why his movie Big Daddy is constantly played on tv. Tell me why Happy Gilmore is one of his most popular movies, and how pretty much everyone who has seen it loved it. And he doesn't need every movie to be a hit, and every movie isn't. But every movie can't be. Every Tom Cruise movie isn't a hit. Neither is every Will Ferrell movie. Nobody has every movie they've been in become a hit. Adam Sandler is someone you either hate or love. So if you love him, great! Spread the word. And if you hate him, fine, but don't preach it to the rest of the world because we don't care. Keep your rudeness to yourself. We have enough problems in this world, so let's all try not to make it worse than it already is. remember this name, you'll see it more often. -standforsand http://sandler.proboards81.com/