The All-Time Greatest Moments in Cinematic Swearing
Movies have taught us many things: that smoking is cool, that sex is consequence-free, and that cops are always, always sarcastic. But probably the most important thing the movies ever taught us was how to properly swear. To celebrate Hollywood's many instructive lessons in inventive cussing, we've put together a definitive montage of the greatest all-time moments in cinematic swearing. Enjoy. Fuckers.
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Where'd the video go? Seriously, it doesn't show up for me.@_@
Replytf?
Replyemail this link to everyone you dislike, that's the only use for it
Replykind of a waste of bandwidth without the video.
ReplyVideo not working...if it's on youtube...well maybe I should write a list of the things blocked in China. ¬ ¬
Reply Hide All See All 6 Repliesit's not available in the US either.
it isn't available in the UK either.
its not available in russia either...probably the government
Not in Canada
it is not available in India either
Clearly it's only available in Narnia
of all the videos i wanted to watch... Does anyone have a link for this?
ReplyVideo worked for me. Wasn't that grand.
ReplyVideo...broken....can't go...on...
ReplyBoooo!! the video's title built me up so much and then no video!?! WTFudge?! post a link to it or something? don't just leave me hangin', breh!
ReplyThis article somewhat loses its punch when the video player doesn't work.
ReplyCumstain p***y juice soaked anal butter. Is my thoughts.
Replyf**k f**k TITTY BALLS!
ReplyHow do you leave out Cartman's super-powered swearing from Bigger, Longer, & Uncut? That scene was better than all of these.
ReplyWHY WON'T THEY PLAY????
ReplyARE YOU KIDDING??? They completely left out cartman's awesome rant at the end of south park bigger, longer and uncut??
ReplyI only knew the Alec Baldwin one because of NOFX.
Replyhow could you leave out My Cousin Vinny? that movie was amazing!
Reply"everything that guy just said, is bulls**t"
"Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-f**kin'-bama. You come from New York. You killed a good ol' boy. There is no way this is not going to trial!"
"What the f**k is that?" (repeated)
" Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f**kin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a f**k what kind of pants the son-of-a-b***h who shot you was wearing? "
"What's this over here? It's dog s**t. Dog s**t! That's great! Dog s**t, what a clue! "
"I got thirty f**king minutes to take a shower, get a new suit, get dressed and get to the f**king courthouse!"
"You f**king shower, I'll get your f**king suit!"
"How the f**k did I get into this s**t?"
"f**k. f**k. Goddammit. f**k."
"Now there's a f**king surprise."
"This f**king jacket!"
"Hey there little Yankee wuss! Look here, 'got your $200. You gonna kick the s**t out of me now?"
"What the f**k is going on here, Vinny? You f**king up this case or what?"
"You know, this could be a sign of things to come. You win all your cases, but with somebody else's help, right? you win case after case, and then afterwards you have to go up to somebody and you have to say, "thank you."
[pause] Oh my God, what a f**king nightmare!"
"No way. You can't even win a case by yourself, you're f**kin' useless."
U sir are the s**t if u typed all of that
I LOVE that movie!
"What's your name?"
Reply"f**k YOU! THAT'S MY f**kING NAME!"
I am using that whenever someone asks me my name. f**kin ever.
There was a clip from the south park movie in there and all it said was f**k? That was one of the tamest parts of the movie. Near the end Cartman says dog s**t taco. Come on, the swearing fit at the end is one of the best parts. "Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle b***h p***y BARBRA STRIESAND!"
ReplyTeam America World Police had some pretty epic swearing in it.
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