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someone is masturbating to this right now... Awesome! I infact was going to masturbate to it until i read someone else is doing it too, and didn't fell like participating in a virtual circle-jerk
Reply#7 = Trig Palin.
Replywhat the f**k is was that?
Replydamn, some of those captions were just plain cold... i approve.
Replyon par with the Grandparent being sexually active: Whenever your mother kisses you goodnight (if she still does that at least. I'm not judging you if she does and you're 34 though, that's between you and your mom). Anyway, as I was saying, imagine this whenever your mom kisses you goodnight: at some point in her life, she might have given your dad a BJ...now doesn't that just make you feel nice and cozy?
ReplyDAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO! Why? To hell with you! No, it's not true... Not possible... FUCK!
I am amused. You may live another day Cracked Staff
Replythis is fucking hilarious. why does everybody else not like it?
Replydamn willasshat, you really fucked the page up there.
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ReplyThis has to be the lamest thing I have come across on Cracked..... so far.
ReplySo... why is this in the top half of Tech when I sort it by popularity?
ReplyIs there a quota to be met for these aimless and uninteresting features?
ReplyFreaking hilarious!!
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