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TomKat's Baby Shower Registry

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You're cordially invited to Tom and Katie's baby shower. Here's our registry list. Please look for all items at Target, Walmart or Hubbard's Cupboard Gift-shop.


Vitamin E


Dianetics pop-up book


Val Kilmer flight suit (we're planning on trying again) (Katie's a size 4)


Infant hazmat suit


Turkey baster (ours is dirty)


Dakota Fanning


Puppy Cage


Crib-side step stool


Lots of vitamin E


Life sized portrait of Travolta's from Battlefield Earth for nursery


The Scientology of Pooh


Sacrificial goat


"Psychiatry Is Good For Me to Poop On" brand diapers


Days of Slumber Mobile


Dawson's Crib


Invisible fence


Tickle-Me-L.Ron



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Posted on 6/6/2008 6:38:55 PM

Rena

my name is Rena, a beautiful woman from us.. internet is a good place to meet friends or even more, right? I just want to find a mature gentleman for fun time here... maybe to be my sugar daddy.. i also uploaded my hot and sexy photos under the name mature4u on SugarCupid.com..maybe you want to check them out.

Posted on 2/19/2008 12:46:53 AM

RockEmSockEm

Lovin' the Tickle me L.Ron that'll definitely leave lil' Suri scarred for life!

Posted on 2/14/2008 5:53:24 PM

Darkflood

Nice scathing review.....it's "SHEER" genius...f******d. Turn spell check on before you write retarded "witty" comments.

Posted on 1/25/2008 6:42:43 PM

Sigma

Ha! Crib side step stool! Because Tom is short! Get it? The thought process that preceeded this article must have blown sparkles out of your ears. Shear genius...f******d!

Posted on 12/21/2007 11:52:04 AM
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