Hello, gang! I'm actor George Clooney, and I was delighted to be asked to talk about the three things I love most. My only problem was narrowing it down to three! I gave it a lot of thought, though, and my three favorite things in the whole world are snowmobiles, fucking and Judo.
I first got into snowmobiling while filming parts of Ocean's Eleven in Vancouver. It's great! When I'm on my snowmobile, I feel like a million dollars. I own 34 snowmobiles. Here's a drawing of my favorite snowmobile:
I love to fuck, and always have! Fucking is a great way for me to relieve stress. I try to fuck someone at least once a day, and sometimes more! Here's a drawing I made of me kneading Julia Roberts' buttocks:
I'm an ass man, so a woman's ass is a big part of fucking for me. If I could, I'd fuck every woman in the ass, but I always ask first! Some women don't like getting fucked in the ass. Here's a drawing I made of me grabbing Catherine Zeta-Jones' round, apple ass:
Judo was invented in Japan in the late 19th century. I love it! One time, I collapsed Philip Seymour Hoffman's right lung with Judo for no reason at all. He almost died. That's how strong I am when I use it! This is how you write "Judo" in Japanese:
Always remember to chase your dreams, Teen People magazine readers. You never know where they'll take you. Just look at me!