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Things Val Kilmer Whispers to Himself in the Shower

"What does Val Kilmer look like when he flexes what does Val Kilmer look like when he flexes he looks like THISSSSSS"¦"

"You can be my wingman any time, toilet."

""¦That's an excellent question, soap. I first explored method acting with Marlon Brando, on the set of The Island of Dr. Moreau ."

""¦Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom"¦"

"In a world where hope is only a memory"¦Val Kilmer IS"¦ In The Shower ."

"I AM SPEAKING IN MY ROBOT VOICE." [pause] "I AM A WET ROBOT."

""¦The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦"

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