Things Val Kilmer Whispers to Himself in the Shower
"What does Val Kilmer look like when he flexes what does Val Kilmer look like when he flexes he looks like THISSSSSS"¦"
"You can be my wingman any time, toilet."
""¦That's an excellent question, soap. I first explored method acting with Marlon Brando, on the set of The Island of Dr. Moreau ."
""¦Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom"¦"
"In a world where hope is only a memory"¦Val Kilmer IS"¦ In The Shower ."
"I AM SPEAKING IN MY ROBOT VOICE." [pause] "I AM A WET ROBOT."
""¦The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦"
LMAO...I have no idea how many of the ones I "didn't get" were references to movies I haven't seen or things outside Mr. Kilmer's career or original compositions, but I know that I'd LOVE to see him actually doing this in a film somewhere!
ReplyEver since 'Top Secret!', and with little else to go on through the rest of his career, I've always thought that he was and could be an amazing comedic performer and always wished that he pursued that instead.
...and it's not just because I'd love to see Mr. Kilmer in the shower. Not "just" ;)
"Hi, I'm Jay Pinkerton and my wikipedia article in no way is in ratio with how many people I've made laugh"
Replythis is really funny.
ReplyHow about some Tombstone quotes?
Reply"Shower gel, you're my huckleberry"