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Things Val Kilmer Whispers to Himself in the Shower
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"What does Val Kilmer look like when he flexes what does Val Kilmer look like when he flexes he looks like THISSSSSS"¦" "You can be my wingman any time, toilet." ""¦That's an excellent question, soap. I first explored method acting with Marlon Brando, on the set of The Island of Dr. Moreau ." ""¦Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom"¦" "In a world where hope is only a memory"¦Val Kilmer IS"¦ In The Shower ." "I AM SPEAKING IN MY ROBOT VOICE." [pause] "I AM A WET ROBOT." ""¦The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦ The way of the FUTURE"¦" |
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Kangta
boringggggggggggggggggggggggg.
How about some Tombstone quotes?
"Shower gel, you're my huckleberry"
JEsus f*****g christ
HAHAHAHAAHA
This is one of the funniest articles I've ever read on here! Well done. Seriously.
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checkminus
this is really funny.