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Useful Italian Phrases

By Clive Bannister February 14, 2006 11,824 views
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Dove è l'oliva più vicina giardino?
Where is the closest Olive Garden?

Dove disfaccio di questo corpse del bellboy?
Where do I dispose of this bellboy's corpse?

Il vino è squisito, può io fondle i vostri genitals?
The wine is delicious, may I fondle your genitals?

Diretto me alla tomba del Mussolini, dato che lui era un uomo grande
Direct me to Mussolini' grave, for he was a great man

Ho dormito con uno dei vostri locals, esso stings quando orino
I slept with one of your locals, it stings when I pee

Nessun contatto, gradisco guardare. Sentite l'odore di come la madre.
No touching, I like to watch. You smell like mother.

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6 Comments

i want to combine those into "where is the closest olive garden that i can fondle a bellboys corpse in the grave where i pee on your mother"

8/4/2009 10:43:52 AM
Bubbelz

Next time pay a couple bucks for your online tranlations.

2/9/2008 8:05:55 AM
turd muncher

Cheap translators are cheap

1/29/2008 8:32:14 PM
Aves

wadda try'n to do ya f**k ya. Da only time we hanle the genetles iz when we cut em off, you know what i mean, can you wat I'm talkin about, you munga f**k ya.

1/13/2008 8:15:59 PM
Fat Al

può io fondle i vostri genitals?

11/6/2007 6:52:25 AM
italia

I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.

10/17/2007 11:55:01 PM
Jeff

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