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Useful Italian Phrases
 Dove è l'oliva più vicina giardino? Where is the closest Olive Garden? Dove disfaccio di questo corpse del bellboy? Where do I dispose of this bellboy's corpse? Il vino è squisito, può io fondle i vostri genitals? The wine is delicious, may I fondle your genitals? Diretto me alla tomba del Mussolini, dato che lui era un uomo grande Direct me to Mussolini' grave, for he was a great man Ho dormito con uno dei vostri locals, esso stings quando orino I slept with one of your locals, it stings when I pee Nessun contatto, gradisco guardare. Sentite l'odore di come la madre. No touching, I like to watch. You smell like mother. Back to our main article |
5 Comments
Aves
Cheap translators are cheap
Fat Al
wadda try'n to do ya fuck ya. Da only time we hanle the genetles iz when we cut em off, you know what i mean, can you wat I'm talkin about, you munga fuck ya.
italia
può io fondle i vostri genitals?
Jeff
I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.
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turd muncher
Next time pay a couple bucks for your online tranlations.