Schizophrenia Brown, Crazy Boy Detective
The Mysterious Message
The entire class at Idaville Elementary was chattering and pointing at the blackboard when Miss Dillon entered the room. A chalk message read: "NO SPACE DONUTS TODAY."
"Now who erased my lesson plan and put this silly message up here?" Miss Dillon said.
She picked up the eraser, then stopped with an odd look on her face.

"This is very strange, boys and girls. The eraser is still clean!"
Schizophrenia Brown raised his hand.
"Miss Dillon! Did you clean the eraser before class this morning, or after class last night?"
Miss Dillon was puzzled, but everybody knew that Schizophrenia Brown was very smart indeed.
"Why, after class, as always," she answered.
"Aha! Then I know who wrote the message!" said Schizophrenia Brown.
Solution:
What the teacher had missed is that invisible CIA robot cow aliens put the entire town into a state of suspended animation while they erased the blackboard and wrote the message. Then the President used his magical powers to send the erasers back in time so they would get cleaned before class. Don't eat any space donuts because they will make you crazy!








Schizophrenia Brown is in fact a real alien. he lives two padded cells down from me and we are the best of acorns
ReplyYeah, I hat to be a pooper, but schitzophrenia really isn't funny. this is about how schitzo people think, only they have ore self control, it's sad. this article depressed me. my aunt has schitzophrenia, and i suffr from schitzoid episodes. I know it wasn't intended to offend though.
ReplyI'm having a dilemma: To laugh, or to be offended because the author is making light of mental disease.
ReplyI chose the former because I'm an insensitive a*****e.
I chose the former because it's funny as hell! And that's coming from someone that has mental problems
lkfslkdsjlk Oh, God, this cracked me up so much. SO MUCH.
ReplyThis is brilliant. How have I missed this all this time?
ReplySeriously, how did I manage to miss this?
Reply'Hurr, random nonsense' =/= humor
ReplyLIES! It is equal to humor! So much humor I laughed. With my FACE.
I hate laughing at stuff at work. Therefore, I hate you and what you've done to me.
ReplyBrutal, but I laughed until I couldn't breathe
ReplyNew level of harsh funnyness
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