How to Speak to Brazilian Women

Wow. Apparently too many people who have no sense of humor are looking at this site. People who critisize this apparently don't realize that it's meant to point out the stupidity of racism by being both racist AND stupid. That's why it's funny. You people need to quit wasting your time on the internet and get busy pulling the sticks out of your asses.

Lighten up, brothers. Holy shit, when the joke is towards us people go apeshit over it. When the joke is about Portuguese people it's laughter and high-fives all around! I hate this country.

yeh marcela. i agree this is fucking bollocks

another thing, just read the comments, it's okay that it's supposed to be a "joke", I understand that, but I bet that if it was a stupid joke being thrown at your country/nationality, you would get a little uspset too.. =)

This is one one the most fucked up things I've ever seen.. First of all, not all brazilian ladies are "putas"(look it up).. Brazil isn't just soccer, carnaval, beaches & bitches.. Secondly, the translations are totally wrong.. "ass", for example, is being translated into the brazilian word for donkey & slang term for a stupid person, "burro".. Why am I even correcting this? I'm a 16 year-old brazilian girl that used to live in Miami.. Speaking like that to a brazilian girl will surely get her long sharp nails straight down your face while another one sticks her high heels up you ass.. So please, be nice.. =)

ah my comma doesnt work... anyway yeh this poor

yeh race i agree. it seems they just say fuck and we're ment to laugh :S rating 10/10...for being so awfully shit

I tire of people who think they understand comedy and attempt to use it as a venue to express whatever they wish. It's true that you are able to get away with much more in comedy than most other forms of expression, but the key is that it must be comedic. What you wrote wasn't even in the realm of funny. I'm not even Brazilian and it pissed me off. It is a pathetic attempt at humor, not to mention revolting. To be honest I find it hard to believe this was even an attempt to make people laugh. I think you are trying to get a rise out of people or you are expressing a hatred for people you don't even know. Either way it makes you a poor excuse for a human being. The next time you feel the need to display this kind of crap about a specific group of people, why don't you say it to them instead of hiding behind your keyboard. coward.

Erica C. is right at some point, but give it a break some think it's pretty funny. I live in Brasil too(but i'm from Denmark) and the girls here don't think I'm way out of their league, even though i don't look like a big piece of man. Sorry Erica, I'll be nice to you because the other boys talk evil, but you don't need to be so angry about it.

erika c. i agree with Yuge, SHUT THE HELL UP. did you ever notice that not all "arab" nations are called ___ARABIA? thats because the "arab" comes from the fact that ARABIC is their official language, so saying brazil is a PORTUGESE nation is entirely accurate, thus making brazilians portugese through extension. plus, this is a comedic website, so don't get so flippin offended. laura and tRACKER, can shut the hell up too. its a joke people so SHUT THE HELL UP AND LAUGH! political correctness is an overrated bullshitdream, and is only actually practiced by spineless, middle to upper class, white, americans. everyone else will say whatever the fuck they want, but as soon as someone says something about them they get offended and throw a hissy.

embarrassing...

Fucking idiot....you can´t even write in Portuguese (what doesn´t means we are Portugueses, you dumb). Why don´t you make an article that says how to score an american girl with a big mac. And try to use your "shiny dollar" to buy a house and make your economy grow up again, looser mother fucker.

Erika C. You need a nice warm mug of shut the hell up. This is comedy, so kindly remove the stick, clean the sand out and learn laugh a little.

You sound like a big looser, incapable of getting ANY women to have sex with you. Then, you attempt to translate when you can't even speak your own language correctly. A little advice: go back to your geography/history/good manners class. You desperately need them! "I could tell you were Portugese..." And what's with this phrase??? Brazilians SPEAK PORTUGUESE but we are not Portuguese. Portuguese people come from Portugal(that's in Europe, by the way). There, you just had your first lesson! It's on the house. Oh and, you should not be giving advice. You SUCK at it. And when it comes to getting Brazilian women to at least talk to you, give up. We are way out of your league!

The translation is simply stupid

PORRA

If you don't want to sound like an online translator, say... "Olá, qual é seu nome" "Que nome idiota. Nós devíamos encher a cara e tirar as roupas. Eu tenho um dólar What a stupid name. We should get drunk and take our clothes off. Aposto um dólar que o meu bing bing cabe no seu pam pam." "Sua bunda é enorme. Acho que ficaria ainda maior com meus 30 centímetros de pica dentro dele." "Sabia que você era portuguesa, pelo comprimento dos pêlos do seu peito. Quer foder agora? Eu tenho um dólar e dezenove centavos." "Sua família parece legal. Nunca mais falaremos com eles." "Obrigado por me convidar para jantar. Eu como o cu da sua filha, apesar dela não querer. Espero que você não ache que eu vou comer essa porra. Parece com algo que saiu do rabo da sua mulher." "Que baiúca interessante. Parecia ser feita de lama e esterco endurecido. Deve ser um alívio não se preocupar com incêndios."