How to Speak to Brazilian Women

And Brazilian have sense of humor. We just don't like silly jokes. It's the same thing as if I said " All americans are obese fat pigs who can't think, only buy". It's not very nice, you know?
As I'm not a woman, I really don't care about it. It's just the poor translation that gave me a chill.

8/18/2009 10:55:50 AM

kaizthebr

Hahaha, such a poor translation. Stereotypes suck.

Pessoal do Brasil, dexa esses obesos de merda pensarem o que eles quiserem...
HSUAHSUAHSUAHSUHAUSHAUSHUAHSUAHSUHASUAHSUHAS

8/18/2009 10:47:13 AM

kaizthebr

Haha... I love how the people getting pissed at the poor translation in the article can't form proper sentences in english. It's awesome. I'm glad I looked at these comments, because it means that people the world over are united in stupidity.

7/31/2009 1:33:23 PM

spiderjerusalem

Im Brasilian and...
s**t, fellow compatriotas you're suposed to laugh because, we laugh at other countries stereotypes. And to the author, the text don't have verbal cohesion in portuguese(unless it was part of the joke).

5/25/2009 7:59:35 AM

Schereiber

Oh.. and toanyone who thinks that this is offensive:

Lighten up, it's f*****g hilarious. If you don't like it, then gtfo mah 5th favorite site!!

4/21/2009 1:26:32 PM

M5000

Oh.. And about the nails down my face/other unspeakable torments. I've developed the notion that I can kick people's asses.

But I really probably can't, I'm freaking 15 and would probably just get arrested for assaulting a female.. Or something. Are there laws regarding sexes like that?

4/21/2009 1:24:29 PM

M5000

@Marcela: I would not get pissed at a nationality slur towards my country.

People make fun of Americans all the time and I really don't care.

Is it possible that all the other countries are weak due to not-always-being-made-fun-of-ness.

Hell. We make fun of ourselves.

4/21/2009 1:21:12 PM

M5000

lol everyones freaking out. i thought it was hilarious. im not racist, but its a joke. its supposed to be funny. and it was. congrats on a good article.

9/14/2008 6:44:51 PM

chrisman

This article (or more specifically, the comment section here) have taught me one important life lesson: Brazilians have no sense of humour. And Marcela, you're wrong, I can laugh at stupid jokes thrown at my country or nationality, or at the very least not jump into a hissing fit over it.

7/15/2008 4:09:21 AM

Baldseal

Wow. Apparently too many people who have no sense of humor are looking at this site. People who critisize this apparently don't realize that it's meant to point out the stupidity of racism by being both racist AND stupid. That's why it's funny. You people need to quit wasting your time on the internet and get busy pulling the sticks out of your asses.

5/21/2008 2:45:25 PM

Porkin_Beans

Lighten up, brothers.
Holy s**t, when the joke is towards us people go apeshit over it. When the joke is about Portuguese people it's laughter and high-fives all around!
I hate this country.

3/20/2008 8:58:22 AM

Pedro

yeh marcela. i agree this is f*****g bollocks

3/13/2008 8:45:47 AM

sam uk

another thing, just read the comments, it's okay that it's supposed to be a "joke", I understand that, but I bet that if it was a stupid joke being thrown at your country/nationality, you would get a little uspset too..

=)

3/5/2008 10:35:43 AM

marcela

This is one one the most fucked up things I've ever seen.. First of all, not all brazilian ladies are "putas"(look it up).. Brazil isn't just soccer, carnaval, beaches & bitches.. Secondly, the translations are totally wrong.. "ass", for example, is being translated into the brazilian word for donkey & slang term for a stupid person, "burro"..

Why am I even correcting this? I'm a 16 year-old brazilian girl that used to live in Miami..

Speaking like that to a brazilian girl will surely get her long sharp nails straight down your face while another one sticks her high heels up you ass..

So please, be nice..

=)

3/5/2008 10:29:00 AM

marcela

ah my comma doesnt work... anyway yeh this poor

3/5/2008 8:18:31 AM

sam uk

yeh race i agree. it seems they just say f**k and we're ment to laugh :S rating 10/10...for being so awfully s**t

3/5/2008 8:16:11 AM

sam uk

I tire of people who think they understand comedy and attempt to use it as a venue to express whatever they wish. It's true that you are able to get away with much more in comedy than most other forms of expression, but the key is that it must be comedic. What you wrote wasn't even in the realm of funny. I'm not even Brazilian and it pissed me off. It is a pathetic attempt at humor, not to mention revolting. To be honest I find it hard to believe this was even an attempt to make people laugh. I think you are trying to get a rise out of people or you are expressing a hatred for people you don't even know. Either way it makes you a poor excuse for a human being. The next time you feel the need to display this kind of crap about a specific group of people, why don't you say it to them instead of hiding behind your keyboard. coward.

3/3/2008 9:03:01 PM

Race

Erica C. is right at some point, but give it a break some think it's pretty funny. I live in Brasil too(but i'm from Denmark) and the girls here don't think I'm way out of their league, even though i don't look like a big piece of man. Sorry Erica, I'll be nice to you because the other boys talk evil, but you don't need to be so angry about it.

2/25/2008 11:08:36 AM

Nick

erika c. i agree with Yuge, SHUT THE HELL UP. did you ever notice that not all "arab" nations are called ___ARABIA? thats because the "arab" comes from the fact that ARABIC is their official language, so saying brazil is a PORTUGESE nation is entirely accurate, thus making brazilians portugese through extension. plus, this is a comedic website, so don't get so flippin offended. laura and tRACKER, can shut the hell up too. its a joke people so SHUT THE HELL UP AND LAUGH! political correctness is an overrated bullshitdream, and is only actually practiced by spineless, middle to upper class, white, americans. everyone else will say whatever the f**k they want, but as soon as someone says something about them they get offended and throw a hissy.

2/20/2008 6:11:55 PM

w/e

embarrassing...

2/20/2008 2:47:18 PM

LAURA