If 'The Godfather' Was Directed by David Lynch [COMIC]
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Now I want to see it as done by Cronenberg.
ReplyHow did I miss seeing this when it came out last month??? Anyway, VERY funny! When are they gonna publish your "Rape Ape" strip???
ReplyFUCKING FINALLY.
ReplyOne decent comic strip in a sea of diarrhea.
Only the second or third I've come across in my 3 years here at Cracked.
I expect another one in 2010 I suppose.
"That's more like if The Godfather was directed by M. Night Shyamalan. "
Agreed.
I actually looked at his website and didn't really like the cartoons, if I remember correctly. How did Cracked manage to find one this good? Because this rocked.
ReplyBeatnik, you're my hero. Now THAT is what I call a Lynch movie.
ReplyIf it was a Lynch film, there would have been an hour of Hanna-Montana characters with teenage angst trying to get dates for the senior prom, then this scene would be arbitrarily thrown in the middle with no talking, but the horse head vomits worms that are picked up by a midget and placed in a steel dodecahedron. Then we cut back to the teenagers but this time they're all goths working in the S&M porn industry. The end.
ReplyDavid... Is.... Is that you?
It was funny once I knew the title wasn't part of the joke.
ReplyThe sad part is the author didn't even choose the title (most comic authors don't title their individual strips, and if they do Cracked just retitles them whatever they think will get more Diggs).
ReplyIt was redrawn because I have vastly improved at drawing these in a very short amount of time...I use do draw them in Flash with a mouse, the worst possible combo. Now I draw in Sai with a tablet, much cleaner nicer lines and way more control.
ReplyThe comic was good, but your title was awful. This was not even the least bit Lynchian.
ReplyAnd for all the people in the comments bashing Lynch: fuck you. You wouldn't know a quality movie if it shat in your mouth.
They don't choose the title, the editor does
"waaah u no likey movie i like"
That's more like if The Godfather was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Replyif this was anything like a David Lynch film it would have been pretentious and shitty
Replyi really don't get it.
ReplyNothing like a David Lynch film in that it was interesting, entertaining and succinct but I see what you mean...
ReplyYou may continue to exist another week.
Finally, a comic that's actually funny.
Replylolwut
ReplyCongratulations at making a postcard-sized comic that doesn't make me want to murder you.
ReplyReally about goddamn time.
Hehe, this was funny. They keep throwing terrible titles on the comics though. Half the time the title ruins the punchline.
ReplyHAHAHAHAHAHA bloody fantastic lmao
ReplyCracked came up with the Lynch reference in the title here, I wasn't thinking of that as the joke at all when I drew this :p
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