When Cartoon Cliches Go Horribly Wrong

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Good lord.
Replylol cyanide and happiness made the same joke, but he died.
Replyliked the C&H 1 better.
The eyes make the tentacle rape even more disturbing :)
ReplyTentacle reference!;)
ReplyThey did this in the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesbut here it looks more like screwed up tentacle porn
i doubt anyone under the age of 7 even watches that nyway
what tentacle porn?
They did a completely different gag about eye-popping. Cartoons have had eye-popping jokes for a hundred years now. Besides...I drew this comic before Flapjack ever aired.
Hahaha! This is awesome. Say, I just realized this your second comic about a guy who can't control his own eyeballs...
ReplyThat chick actually looks pretty evil, btw. :D
I love the 'we had a deal!' line :P Made me lol. And no one wants fatawesome back. No one.
Replyagreed
Fat who? Let us bask in its anonymity and forgotten memory.
yeah ! tentacles rape !
ReplyMehfag.
ReplyI loved it.
ReplyMaw, shut the hell up, Fatawesome sucks compared to this. Everyone hated it.
ReplyWE WANT FATAWESOME BACK
Replywow calm down
LOL, Nerd-rage
My original title for this comic was just "deal," as that's supposed to be the confusing/weird part, i.e. "what the hell kind of deal did they have exactly?" I'm bad at getting my jokes across so only one or two people got that from it.
ReplyLike the one guy said I think I depend entirely on hindsight....
The title and image of this on the Archive page gave the punchline away completely. Although it still managed to keep the "We had a deal!" line from me, so I was surprised (and therefore amused) by that.
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I lol'd
ReplyCripes, guys, it's not the same punchline at all. The other thing was your basic ripoff of Tex Avery but "real", this is the much funnier idea of the eyeballs having minds of their own (and rapes on their minds). Really, you're not making yourselves look any smarter.
ReplyI have always suspected this.
ReplyBrings a whole new meaning to "Undressing her with his eyes".
Replyyeah, nothing like Rule 34
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