When Cartoon Cliches Go Horribly Wrong

Hahaha! This is awesome. Say, I just realized this your second comic about a guy who can't control his own eyeballs... That chick actually looks pretty evil, btw. :D

11/11/2009 06:40:50 PM

Cathartes_aura

I love the 'we had a deal!' line :P Made me lol. And no one wants fatawesome back. No one.

11/10/2009 09:43:39 PM

ByzGirl

yeah ! tentacles rape !

11/10/2009 09:03:52 PM

kenshin5150

Mehf*g.

11/10/2009 05:21:58 PM

TairyHesticles

I loved it.

11/10/2009 02:58:11 PM

bigdaddyguido

Maw, shut the hell up, Fatawesome sucks compared to this. Everyone hated it.

11/10/2009 02:35:44 PM

Zayro

WE WANT FATAWESOME BACK

11/10/2009 01:47:12 PM

Maw

My original title for this comic was just "deal," as that's supposed to be the confusing/weird part, i.e. "what the hell kind of deal did they have exactly?" I'm bad at getting my jokes across so only one or two people got that from it. Like the one guy said I think I depend entirely on hindsight....

11/10/2009 12:16:15 PM

scythemantis

The title and image of this on the Archive page gave the punchline away completely. Although it still managed to keep the "We had a deal!" line from me, so I was surprised (and therefore amused) by that.

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11/10/2009 08:20:51 AM

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11/10/2009 05:20:21 AM

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11/10/2009 03:22:20 AM

Roflolmao

I lol'd

11/10/2009 02:49:46 AM

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11/10/2009 02:31:30 AM

Sirbeg

Cripes, guys, it's not the same punchline at all. The other thing was your basic ripoff of Tex Avery but "real", this is the much funnier idea of the eyeballs having minds of their own (and rapes on their minds). Really, you're not making yourselves look any smarter.

11/09/2009 09:55:43 PM

Viergacht

I have always suspected this.

11/09/2009 07:23:20 PM

Daniel_BMS

Brings a whole new meaning to "Undressing her with his eyes".

11/09/2009 06:10:18 PM

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11/09/2009 05:52:07 PM

chris2001

yeah, nothing like Rule 34

11/09/2009 05:51:53 PM

imjustthatcool

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Rape.

11/09/2009 05:41:28 PM

echocharlie

LOL. Grats on calling for backup! :)

11/09/2009 05:24:35 PM

snakepitter01

Hmmm...I can't actually recall seeing eyeball monster tentacle rape before. Congratulation! You have proved the great justice of our culture!

11/09/2009 04:49:08 PM

masamonkey

I think it's a concept that has been done before, but with an interesting twist. However, as with the previous "cancer as a vigilante" comic, it relies far too much on hindsight. Hindsight is good once in a while, but the kind you use in most of your comics is just a bit of a stretch.

11/09/2009 04:27:51 PM

Demonwolf

Apac - the flash animated page-flipping thing loads a bit slow. For webcomics you really want a plain simple display with your pages as PNG, JPEG or GIF that people can click through.

11/09/2009 04:22:48 PM

scythemantis

I think it's a concept that has been done before, but with an interesting twist. However, as with the previous "cancer as a vigilante" comic, it relies far too much on hindsight. Hindsight is good once in a while, but the kind you use in most of your comics is just a bit of a stretch.

11/09/2009 04:21:24 PM

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11/09/2009 04:21:11 PM

Apac

Japanese porn!!!

11/09/2009 04:19:06 PM

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11/09/2009 04:16:03 PM

kaly76hummer

Well, i dont think the comics are alike, scythemantis' comic involves his eyes having a mind of their own, a perverted one at that...while explosm's involved having your eyes fall outand you bleeding. Besides, the eye gags have been very present in cartoons, so its not really copying

11/09/2009 04:13:38 PM

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11/09/2009 04:12:07 PM

Apac

über retarded.

11/09/2009 04:07:00 PM

supersimetrico

That was... retarded.

11/09/2009 03:56:15 PM

SuperGirl21

I have to say, this is mildly terrifying.

11/09/2009 03:37:07 PM

BumbleBeeTuna

For some reason, the last panel reminds me of the final boss fight in Star Fox 64 when....Andross' head explodes and there are only eyes and a brain left.

11/09/2009 03:34:24 PM

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11/09/2009 03:26:52 PM

Sirbeg

The Explosm strip is older than this actually, but I didn't think the jokes were similar enough to matter. Maybe I should have had the guy's heart do this instead of his eyeballs, but I thought killer eyeballs were just a lot cooler looking.

11/09/2009 03:13:43 PM

scythemantis

Grats snakepitter, you managed to be a jerk twice. And at such a slow clip too. That takes a special kind of retardation. PS- What you wrote wasn't criticism, it was just being insulting. Criticism generally involves things that can help the artist grow and improve. Then again, there's very little actual criticism in the Cracked Reader Comments section. It isn't just snakepitter that is guilty of this. Also, I can't believe there are idiots that don't get this cartoon. It's fairly straightforward and easy to understand. Some of you are just as bad as the YouTube crowd. Also, to the person that posted the Cyanide and Happiness (Explosm) comic, are you sure they did it first? scythe's comic has been on his website for a while. Perhaps it would be good to post dates before you cry "OMG COPYCAT." Besides, scythe's joke is different.

11/09/2009 03:00:02 PM

tamago

I'm just wondering what the "deal" could have possibly been. "If you promise not to pop out and rape anyone, I'll... I don't know, blink more often?" Funny, btw.

11/09/2009 02:56:04 PM

DaveF

Good God! Did those eyes rape that woman or kill her? Or did they rape AND kill her!?

11/09/2009 02:53:05 PM

hulk67851

I remember when bugs bunny made jokes about eyes popping out....in the 1940s

11/09/2009 02:42:13 PM

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11/09/2009 02:41:08 PM

Sirbeg

How did you manage to double post ten minutes apart? Anyway, I don't think comment systems have much purpose if whomever you comment on doesn't participate. I always like creators to reply to feedback, so I respond to as much as possible, especially over on my own site. If I blew off criticism I would never learn anything.

11/09/2009 02:38:42 PM

scythemantis

Ahh. . .It's funny because they are raping her.

11/09/2009 02:35:12 PM

troll_alx

I read the comics for the comments. And grats, you just made fatawesome look cooler. Not only did it suck, but at least they don't need to jump into the comments to defend themselves and their 'art' rather than just blow off pointless criticisms like those posted, and my own! GG

11/09/2009 02:30:50 PM

snakepitter01

I read the comics for the comments. And grats, you just made fatawesome look cooler. Not only did it suck, but at least they don't need to jump into the comments to defend themselves and their 'art' rather than just blow off pointless criticisms like those posted, and my own! GG

11/09/2009 02:20:07 PM

snakepitter01

i find it amusing that everyone always bashes the comics yet keep reading them

11/09/2009 02:16:08 PM

alabama2561990

Well, I laughed. Which is rare for these. I guess it's because I watch enough anime to appreciate the not so subtle nuances of Japanese Tentacle Rape.

11/09/2009 02:09:04 PM

crackcorn

It's a good thing that Bloom County used this joke twenty f**king years ago.

11/09/2009 02:08:17 PM

malachi

That gave me a headache it was so terrible!!

11/09/2009 02:03:36 PM

Teleuke

Not even mildly interesting as a horror setup?

11/09/2009 02:03:16 PM

scythemantis

wow, that really sucked, not funny or interesting or anything. just pointless. i cant believe it actually made it onto the site, must have been a very slow day.

11/09/2009 01:47:53 PM

rim1

The eyes are just another cartoon cliché: Tentacle Rape.

11/09/2009 01:38:34 PM

jimmyled

oh, so that's what happens when a cartoon cliche goes horribly wrong.. it becomes this cartoon?

11/09/2009 01:33:56 PM

topher057

How about a man with no ears, hair, or indication of a nose? Creepy also?

11/09/2009 01:17:16 PM

improvcomedy14

I'm just creeped out by the fact that the woman has no pupils or irises.

11/09/2009 01:14:59 PM

LackingSanity

Actually, I already take the time to respond personally to most comments (positive or negative) if they're over, like, a couple words in length. I think putting a big explanation right on comics would probably ruin them more often than help them. I'm kidding that this obviously doesn't involve tentacle rape, though. That's a perfectly reasonable interpretation, but it's not, like I said, the part that's supposed to be "funny." In all honesty I think of my comics more as absurd scary stories than jokes.

11/09/2009 01:12:19 PM

scythemantis

rape is never funny... NEVER !!! unless its in prison, then its hilarious !

11/09/2009 01:05:49 PM

lobosolo

you know these arguments would largely be removed if the guys who make the site would just leave a short explanation and info on what they meant, or heck, just reading the comments once and again to reply to the guys infering that their articles are crap or boring...or involve tentacle rape from floating eyeballs. so, if you writers/artists are reading this...you know, just clarify things a bit, k?

11/09/2009 01:03:44 PM

Amner

wow...

11/09/2009 12:51:23 PM

bigboykjo

You're the guys automatically filling things in with "rape"....who's to say the eyes aren't just injecting her bloodstream with parasitic eggs?

11/09/2009 12:46:08 PM

scythemantis

@ZigZag Yep, because the rape occuring in the last panel is reserved for kids, thats not something an adult should see.

11/09/2009 12:42:34 PM

Hallo457

I found it funny.

11/09/2009 12:10:30 PM

RammsteinFoSho

The tentacle assault is just incidental to the joke, which was simply that this man has to live with two horrible monsters who have presumably ruined his life again and again.

11/09/2009 11:53:08 AM

scythemantis

How long until be people realize that rape IS funny?

11/09/2009 11:51:14 AM

PessOpt

So...is the consensus that the rape-y-ness is what makes this comic funny? Let me know, cuz I might start using it as my @sshole date rapist screening device.

11/09/2009 11:43:52 AM

SayWhatNow

This is not the adult level comedy I came here for! This is not funny.

11/09/2009 11:26:35 AM

ZigZagWanderer

Apparently I've missed a few C&H comics in the past, I read the entire archives in a few days a month or so ago, and I supposed I missed the part where they take a break from painful puns and jokes about Cancer/Aids patients and rape/molestation to do a comic like this. Regardless, like the other guy said, its been done before, probably around the time your parents finally decided not to go with the abortion they desperately wanted (and looking at most of the comments, they should have done it). Anyway, for the artwork alone, this beats out C&H and every other comic on this website, ever. So suck on that, C&H, Perry Bible Fellowship (or whatever that s**t is called) jerk-offs.

11/09/2009 11:24:48 AM

AyteeSics

Quit whining, looney toons, disney, cyanide and happiness, or any other place featuring this particular "sight" gag (pun FTW) never included tentacle rape... Just look at what the optic nerves are doing to that lady. Hilarious twist IMO.

11/09/2009 11:18:35 AM

dgbatchelor

Apparently Simpsonsdidit's well-stated comment wasn't enough to silence some of you. If you can do better then I suggest you do so and post it up here for us to butcher and criticize. Otherwise, either go read Cyanide and Happiness or simply shut the hell up.

11/09/2009 11:06:29 AM

CorneliusMcGee

not... funny...

11/09/2009 11:02:06 AM

mactheknife

Tartra is correct, this HAS been done a hundred times before. Explosm's version wasn't original or unique at all. The same "oh god, what's happened to my eyes?!" punchline was done long before their site even existed. THIS comic was my attempt to come up with an entirely new, entirely different parody of this old gag, and whether or not my version is funny, I KNOW it hasn't been done before. Apparently many of you only looked at the first two panels and/or never saw a cartoon in your entire life.

11/09/2009 10:59:54 AM

scythemantis

This is a bit better than the C & H take on the joke. Not sure what you guys are wanking about.

11/09/2009 10:50:50 AM

Serriform

Just like that squeeze toy with the exploading eyes.

11/09/2009 10:45:13 AM

Jaket2000

It's been done a hundred times before but I just watch A.o.C so I'm in a good mood. Satisfactory work, comic-guy!

11/09/2009 10:23:15 AM

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11/09/2009 10:16:40 AM

qjgayv

who chooses which comics to put up? cracked or bogleech? bogleech has a pretty wacky sense of humor. this... this.... IMO is not funny enough to be featured. good artwork though!

11/09/2009 10:16:16 AM

bunni

I was expecting more of a, "OH GOD MY EYES! SOMEBODY CALL 911! I'M IN PAIN! OH GOD JUST KILL ME NOW!" Still got a smile out of me, though :D

11/09/2009 10:12:36 AM

Icalasari

The C&H version was funny, ok, but THIS version is friggin' HILARIOUS! PLUS, Jonathan can draw! Good work!

11/09/2009 10:08:10 AM

mournblade

The comment below me is the best comment on this page

11/09/2009 09:57:37 AM

vagitoe

Pretty sure Looney tunes did it before Cyanide and Happiness...and Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Baby Looney Tunes and Family Guy, and a s**t load of other places because the whole eye gag in and of itself is not original in the slightest so stop your indie hipster bulls**tting and look at the last two panels! I'm not saying it's funny...but they didn't do that on C&H.

11/09/2009 09:51:14 AM

simpsonsdidit

stolen from cyanide and happiness!

11/09/2009 09:47:59 AM

miianwilson

Cyanide and Happiness did this months ago.... I call shenanigans!!

11/09/2009 09:05:06 AM

kisses!!

This sucked ass. C&H ladies and gents; http://www.explosm.net/comics/1568/

11/09/2009 08:53:21 AM

Tartarus

"whatever happened to funny comics." I don't think they've ever existed my friend.

11/09/2009 08:43:56 AM

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11/09/2009 08:41:27 AM

Sirbeg

whatever happened to funny comics.

11/09/2009 08:29:46 AM

16seconds

I like the part when the eyeballs raped that person. That was the funniest, the rape part. :-/

11/09/2009 08:29:08 AM

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11/09/2009 08:16:00 AM

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11/09/2009 08:15:33 AM

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11/09/2009 07:33:20 AM

jtweezo

Ha. He's literally eye f**king her.

11/09/2009 07:29:23 AM

LukeTheNuke

Not bad, compared to the other webcomics they've had...still, I come to Cracked for articles, these webcomics taking the place of articles just makes it seem as though they're mailing it in for the day.

11/09/2009 07:27:58 AM

spiderjerusalem

So what does that make you as the person who whines about about the whiners who wine about the whiners? As for the comic: It was okay. It wasn't the best, but it wasn't the worst.

11/09/2009 07:24:59 AM

BSfan

"I'm going to whine about the content Cracked provides for me at no personal cost Oh wait that's dumb " You're whining about people whining, so you're at two dumb removes from intelligence. Way to go!

11/09/2009 07:18:13 AM

Acosmist

I'm going to whine about the content Cracked provides for me at no personal cost Oh wait that's dumb

11/09/2009 06:50:01 AM

bearbaiter

been done.

11/09/2009 06:44:12 AM

NotSafyreSchool

As a person with a vagina, I am terrified.

11/09/2009 06:28:21 AM

DemonCow

I actually liked this one a lot. I think most people down there are running on inertia.

11/09/2009 06:07:14 AM

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11/09/2009 06:03:15 AM

haxzor

See how Cyanide and Happiness did this....and did it better? Fail.

11/09/2009 05:58:32 AM

bcponpcp

Heh heh. That was pretty funny. I liked it more than the last "Cancer Man" one...

11/09/2009 05:57:52 AM

cutitdown528

it makes me vomit in terror =(

11/09/2009 05:31:29 AM

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11/09/2009 05:17:51 AM

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11/09/2009 05:09:03 AM

judylove

Christ people, get f**ked. Oh wait, you complain about web comics with a level of authority that ensures nothign with a vagina would ever agree to lay with you. I guess I'll have to stick with "go f**k yourself". Good work, John.

11/09/2009 05:08:46 AM

Vodstok

SIMPSONS DID IT! And by Simpsons, I mean Explosm. http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comiceyespopnew.png

11/09/2009 05:06:49 AM

Silverbolt

please don't use this guy anymore. surely you can find something better for filler. or is this a way to make everything else seem much better in comparison?

11/09/2009 05:05:16 AM

FreelanceAngel

Mehf*g

11/09/2009 05:05:15 AM

sprayette

It's not funny, and it's too gross to be terrifying.

11/09/2009 05:04:16 AM

Gimble

Not good

11/09/2009 05:02:37 AM

contra

Not bad

11/09/2009 05:01:29 AM

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