7 Movies You Didn't Know Can Come True (With Mental Illness)
Let's make it clear: Having a mental disorder is no fun. Even if some of them kind of sound like fun.
For instance, there is a whole list of mental disorders that basically turn your life into a live action Hollywood movie.

The Movie:
There's no one you can trust. Everywhere you look, faces that look familiar stare back with alien emptiness. In the movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers, humans are replaced with identical alien pod people, making it impossible to trust anyone, stoking paranoia and giving Donald Sutherland an excuse to sport an exquisite sex offender mustache.

The Disorder:
If you have the unwavering belief a loved one has been replaced with an impostor (and you don't have the pimp mustache) you're probably dealing with Capgras Delusion. Besides being the name of band you were in while at community college, Capgras Delusion is brought on by that Molotov cocktail of brain disorders: schizophrenia.
The alleged impostor can sometimes be perceived as a threat or simply as a docile stranger who just happens to look exactly like your spouse and inexplicably wants to live their life. While most Capgras patients decide to live with the impostor, some rebel against the perceived takeover and try to fight it. They can become so paranoid that they even believe they themselves have been "replaced."

The question is, if you think you've been replaced, why were you not replaced with a fitter, more well hung version of yourself? We mean, as long there is a pretend "you" running around, that pretend "you" might as well get pretend laid more often.

The Movie:
Do you remember the Arnold Schwarzenegger remake of The Parent Trap called The Sixth Day? Where Arnold played a pair of twins that were the result of a guy being cloned against his will?
That scenario has also been the basis of more than one Star Trek episode, only there the clones tend to wind up with opposite personalities of the original, even to the point of assuming outright Evil Twin qualities. It's a classic mindfuck plot, since the one asshole in the universe none of us want to contend with is ourselves.

The Disorder:
For delusional victims of the syndrome of subjective doubles, that recycled old sci-fi plot becomes a stark and iron clad belief. Some people suffer it as another symptom of the above-mentioned Capgras delusion.
Sufferers of SSD maintain that they have a twin who looks exactly like them but has a completely different personality, presumably brandishing an evil twin goatee. Sometimes patients even allege there are multiple clones running around, or that their own personality has been copied and pasted into some stranger.

God forbid these people ever actually run into somebody who looks like them, or that they should come across that new Facebook app that has you upload your photo and then tracks down all the other people in the world who look just like you. We'll all have SSD before long.

The Movie:
In The Crow, Brandon Lee's tragically fatal last role, Eric Draven, and his fiancee are killed by a gang led by the semi-effeminate "T-Bird." After a mysterious crow pecks on his grave, Eric awakens from death and, like any good zombie, seeks revenge on T-Bird and his gang.
Eric quickly discovers he cannot be harmed or killed and uses that to his advantage. Any geek would wet his Action Comics #1 to become a vengeance craving superhero who dons a black leotard and white face paint, looking for action. OK, we do that anyway, so what?

The Disorder:
There are a number of diseases and parasites that inflict zombie-like symptoms on their hosts, but only Cotard's Syndrome makes a person actually wholeheartedly believe they are the living dead.
Cotard's is a brain illness that stems from schizophrenia, and those afflicted believe that they are truly dead, actively putrefying or altogether non-existent. Some patients even feel that they have lost all their blood and vital internal organs.

Not only that, but some reason being dead means they must be immortal, quite a logical thought coming from a delusional person. It's probably fairly harmless until you decide to test your invincibility by taking on a crime family. Or get hungry and decide you need a bite of a stranger's brains.

The Movie:
Groundhog Day answers the age-old question, "If you were Bill Murray and stuck in a time loop, what would you do?" The answer is give Chris Elliot a mountain of shit and relentlessly try to nail Andie MacDowell. After an undisclosed amount of time, Murray finally escapes the time loop either by learning love and compassion or huffing the copious amounts of Aqua Net coming off Andie MacDowell's enormous hair.

The Disorder:
Everyone has felt deja vu at some point in their life. Usually the experience only lasts for a few moments before it passes, but for some people, it never ends.
The condition is rather ingeniously called Chronic Deja Vu (high five, psychologists!). People with the condition become stuck in a world where every experience is a familiar one, even when it's impossible they ever witnessed it before, like getting your 20th vasectomy or seeing the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.

All jokes aside, the condition really does sound awful; all entertainment becomes pointless because even new movies have that boring sense of familiarity to them. You've never seen it before, but you get the annoying, bored emotional response of having watched a rerun a moment after you see it for the first time.
And here's the even bigger mindfuck: Sufferers tend to reject treatment because their condition convinces them that it has been tried before. And it clearly didn't work, so why bother?








I used to take care of a guy with #2 it wasnt a huge problem, he just thought that his cabbage patch doll was his daughter (named Girl). but he had schizophrenia and bi polar disorder as well as being developmentally disabled...so the delusional doll child was the least of his problems.. he was an awesome guy.. :)
ReplyBut honestly, how many people didn't experiance at least some form of paranoia after watching the Truman show.... some of them are just more dedicated than the rest of us.
ReplyNumber 3 passed right over some good Buffy reference opportunities.
ReplyI'd want to have #1 for a day or two, but then after that I'd probably get sick of all the talking.
ReplyI am 25 and I was (incorrectly) diagnosed with my first "disorder" when I was six. Since then I've been to many shrinks and have had the entire alpahbet arranged and rearranged after my name as they all try to figure out just what the f**k my problem is. As it stands right now I have BiPolar disorder, a borderline personality disorder, ODD(Oppositional defiant disorder;-) and a crazy case of OCD. These are all ltsa fun (I just love to f**k with people and out shrink the shrink is my favorite game) but, at the same time they make it basically impossible for me to be normal in any way.
ReplyThe Deja Vu disorder sounds kinda like me, but I thik that life is just stupid boring, not that I have (another) disorder.
Don't really know what my point was in this (I did at one point have one), but I guess I'll post it anyway. Maybe I just want attention...
Peace, Love and a Pocketful of Sunshine!!
~~ASP
You're an idiot. I've been there (pretty much the same things) but Jesus, nobody cares...and EVERYONE plays 'mind games' with the shrink. it's only kids like you who think they don't know that, or that they are the first. I know it's cool to seem craaaazy but stop trying to collect 'disorders' as though that will make things all better. Or somehow validate your behaviour with a label you will hate anyway.
Not being down on you, as if you are being honest about the bipolar (ACTUAL bipolar not f*****g celebrity bollocks handed down by a lousy shrink) I am with you 100%. But ya give us all a bad name rabbiting on like a f*****g 16 yr old swilling Red Bulls bragging on CoD. Abide, brother. :)
Reply"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. "
Steven Wright
And...
"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?' "
Steven Wright
Well I for one think that aphasia sounds awesome and- shut up printer nobody asked for your opinion"
ReplyBest comment, ever. You win 1 Internets. ^_^
WILSON!
ReplyThat's what sucks about having deja vu all the time, I'm either a psychic or mentally ill
ReplyEvery comment - "Hey, I think I have this incredibly rare condition as I occasionally feel a bit odd" / "Woah, take hallucinogens and feel this for real" / "Woah, these are just heightened insight into the reality THEY hide from us! / OR "Hey, this was a well-written and interesting article."
ReplyThe last one is kinda hypothetical...but it WAS interesting, if a little glib.
There is another real condition similar to it called 'The Truman Delusion', named after the film, where people think their whole life is a reality show. Which is sorta s**t, unless you want to be on Big Brother. In which case, congratulations, you are winner!!
The posting is fucked, but I just wanted to commend SirDigby on a most excellent name :)
The guy in the picture for #5 looks like Billy-Joe from Greenday
ReplyI am doing something wrong... comments not appearing. Sorry.
ReplySame here...or is it allll just part of our disorder?
Regarding #1, scientists have figured there's a decent chance we actually are living in a simulation. The logic goes thus: the universe being infinite, there is a high likelihood (close to infinite) of intelligent life, if intelligent life exists, it will eventually create VR video games good enough to function as in "The Matrix." And if those above preconditions are met, the chances of us living in a "Matrix"-esque simulation become close to 33%. I don't know how they arrived at the exact percentage figure. I also don't remember where I got this information.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesProbably from Agent Smith or Neo...
My guess: You read that in the Existential Issue of New Scientist, right? They talked about that being likely because VR might gain sentience if advanced far enough. The commands of the "masters" explaining our little urges and sudden desires to do a particular thing.
Who tipped you off. I'm calling Xinue and having him you down
I've had personal experience with #2 and #1. In a nursing home where I worked, there was this lady that had Alzheimer's. She was also constantly trying to walk out of her wheelchair and ended up faceplanting. Do you guys remember those nightmarish Christmas decorations, those talking Christmas trees? Well, we had one that had a mic on it so you could make the tree talk and say whatever you wanted it to say. Damn us, we could tell Florence Floorkisser to get back in her chair so she wouldn't fall until our throats gushed blood, but if that talking tree told her to sit back down, she would.
ReplyMy dad had #1 briefly. He kept insisting that he and the guy across the hall had just had a couple of cold beers and played themselves a hot game of baseball. Only one problem: My dad doesn't A: drink beer B: play baseball and C: this was while he was in the hospital. He came out of it, and is ok now, but man! That was some scary crap!
Number 1 reminds me of one of Steven Wright's jokes: someone stole everything in my apartment and replaced it with an exact duplicate.
ReplyI'm a composer. I've just decided on my next project. "Aphasia: the musical." Just to f*ck with people.
ReplyI'm not a composer so my next project is going to be Synesthesia: The musical.
I once was on a medication that made me super paranoid. It was actually kind of fun once I got used to it; it felt like I was Jason Bourne. It seemed like every car behind me was some sort of undercover cop tailing me and such. I had to stop taking it when I started thinking my parents were spying on me though.
ReplyOh, honey, that's just ridiculous, we'd NEVER...
...uh
...I mean, DAMN, yo, that's messed UP! WORD!!
I dream things (or at least i think i do) that i then see in real life, its just a rerun though of exactly the same thing. but in the dreams i know what i'm thinking and when it happens I end up think thinking the same thing because i remembered it happening in the dream. Please tell me if this is a thing. I've never looked into it closely but Chronic Deja Vu sounds a lot like it except I only ever remember seeing it in the dream, then its an afterthought until it happens. I don't get it but i'm guessing its something like these except i don't have schizophrenia
ReplyI have that, it's called beaing sicik! Just kidding, I don't know the english word for it but in my language it's called Draumslíf. The part of your brains that's responsible for dreams is overactive and overreactive to the part that's for memory and emotions. I would have it checked though because it happens to me because I have a nerve-receptor decease, this doesn't mean you don't have to have that to have Draumslíf
it's just deja vu, and everyone experiences it occaisionally. i remember having a dream when i was 15 of a room i'd never seen before, with beds in it i'd never had before, and a bushy-haired girl i'd never seen before asking me if i was a leo. fast forward a few years, and i ended up moving in with a couple of girls- one of whom was a bushy haired female sitting on a strangely familiar bed and asking me if i was a leo, because she'd bet i was a leo. it's just one of those weird things. i don't prescribe any particular meaning to it. but chronic deja vu is not just frequent occasions, it's constant. if you had chronic deja vu, chances are you wouldn't be asking this question because you'd feel like you'd asked it already and hadn't gotten an answer. it's pretty self-defeating: even if you think somethings wrong, you don't get help because you feel like something was ALREADY wrong and you already TRIED to get help, but it clearly didn't work because you feel like something is wrong, so you don't get help because you already TRIED to get help, etc, etc.
so basically the fact that you're aware enough to ask means you're probably fine.
I know some people on /a/ who would LOVE to have #2.
ReplyI totally want Delusional Companion Syndrome. Also, when I read "my sandwich is talking to me", I was hoping that there'd be an image from Muppets in Space.
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