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Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.

01.29.2010

10 Funniest Tweets from the #SOTU: [Comedy.com]

This is the Internet: [I Am Bored]

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?: [The Oatmeal]
Thanks to Djavo in the Mirth Canal.

Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent and Hilarious: [Huffington Post]

Adult Swim's 8 Best Superman Moments: [Adult Swim]

Ever want to know how to poop in space? Well, here's your answer: [Manofest]

The 25 hottest Olympians to watch for in the 2010 Winter Games: [Bleacher Report]

It's early, sure, but there's no way any other headline will top this one: [College Humor]

8 pictures of the most retarded vehicle on the planet: [The Chive]

We're not sure which is stranger: That this kid is actually karate-kicking a fence or that there's a crowd gathered to watch him do it: [Gorilla Mask]

6 Historic Events that Shaped Entertainment: [Mania]

Italy to open first prison for transsexuals, presumably to be called Alcatranz: [Fark]

Apparently Apple is run by a bunch of psychopaths: [Liquid Generation]

A round-up of video games you should be playing: [Asylum]

The 10 Most Ridiculous Things People Believe: [COED Magazine]

Mouse House 8000? That's just a tinfoil dick: [Holy Taco]

The Top 10 Old Guy's the Women of Lemondrop Would Love to Bed: [lemondrop]

Awesome concert intros from the Stones, AC/DC, Eddie Vedder and U2. Wait, U2?: [Uncoached]

Hulu to put 24/7 reality show online: [The Frisky]

This just in: Australian government a bunch of hysterical grannies: [Inquisitr]
Thanks to Sanchez in the Mirth Canal.

First our cars. Next will be us: [College Humor]

We hate to admit it, but Wanda Sykes can be somewhat humorous: [Top Cultured]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Chess is the deadliest game.
Submitted by NCHammer326 in the Mirth Canal.

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01.26.2010

The Best Celebrity Photobombs of All Time: [Huffington Post]

Extras Gone Wild: Screw-Ups Caught in Major Films: [Asylum]

Cowboy Bebop Kung Fu Action Extravaganza: [Adult Swim]

If you weren't scared by babies previously, then prepare for an onset of paedophobia: [YouTube]
Thanks to Funkasaurus Rex in the Mirth Canal.

Finally, an answer to why women love pasty-white men who only come out at night (vampires, not basement-dwelling nerds): [Ask Men]

A childhood pic that explains why Brockway doesn't go to the beach anymore: [I Am Bored]

The Facebook Statuses of Your Favorite Celebrities: [Holy Taco]

A guide to the snack food aisle: [Top Cultured]

Motivational Cat Speech: [College Humor]

The best (and worst) Larry King impressions: [Comedy.com]

Cat vs. Dog: Who will win this duel of keyboards?: [Gorilla Mask]

5 Great Lost Conan O'Brien Moments: [COED Magazine]

28 more impressive photobombs: [The Chive]

Charlie Sheen is a nutbag: [Prison Planet]
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.

The First Annual WAG Awards: [Bleacher Report]

The Stupidest Pop Lyrics of All Time: [Huffington Post]

5 Possible Plots for Avatar 2: [Mania]

21 hilariously retarded warning signs: [Manofest]

Photoshop this armadillo lizard: [Fark]

The Best "Save the Date" Ever: [lemondrop]

Check out DOB's new line of accessories for your boner: [The Frisky]

Sith Lords need filtered water, too: [College Humor]

This, like, totally makes us want to buy a bong, man: [Uncoached]

Ugly celebrity wives: [Liquid Generation]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: People who have escaped prison (with a helicopter).
Submitted by numbers1377345 in the Mirth Canal.

01.22.2010

Beatles Clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit': [Top Cultured]

25 Lazy Security Guards: [Holy Taco]

Radio Active Teddy Bear Zombies: [Adult Swim]

Pee-Wee Herman doesn't want you to do crack. We might have to smoke some to erase the memory of watching this: [YouTube]
Thanks to John Cheese in the Mirth Canal.

12 incredibly retarded sports quotes: [Bleacher Report]

In the Late Night Wars, whose side is Jimmy Fallon on? Does anyone care?: [Ask Men]

Rex is such a cockblock: [I Am Bored]

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time: [Huffington Post]

Jesus gets Rick-rolled: [College Humor]

Christopher Walken is afraid of plants: [Comedy.com]

The future of electric guitars: [The Chive]

Super Mario meets Jersey Shore: [Huffington Post]

7 Futuristic Movies That Actually Predicted the Future: [Mania]

The 30 Dirtiest Names in Sports History: [Manofest]

What does Nic Cage think of "Everyone is Nic Cage"? He loves it: [Asylum]

Sculpt, Tone and Terrify: [lemondrop]

Lost reenacted by an Italian family: [Liquid Generation]

One woman's path towards appreciating Steven Seagal: [The Frisky]

Shark attack?: [College Humor]

Photoshop this ice driller: [Fark]

Check out these people with unibrows: [Uncoached]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: easter eggs in Microsoft products.
Submitted by ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.

01.19.2010

The Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010: [Ask Men]

9 photos of the real life Simpsons house: [The Chive]

The Third and the Seventh. Seriously, watch this. Now: [Vimeo]
Thanks to Lt.Kael in the Mirth Canal.

The Funniest Parking Fails of All Time: [Huffington Post]

The most hilarious tutorial on ninja-sword fighting ever: [Gorilla Mask]

This poor ref never saw the giant, inflatable mascot coming: [College Humor]

Jesus promises to BRB: [Comedy.com]

The exact moment Chad's spirit was broken: [I Am Bored]

25 Funny Billboards: [Holy Taco]

15 Iconic Movies Weapons: [Mania]

Check out this hot ad of Demi Moore from 20-years back- wait, what? This is recent? The wonders of airbrushing, folks: [The Frisky]

The Big Bang Theory minus the laugh track is incredibly disturbing: [YouTube]
Thanks to David Wong in the Mirth Canal.

The 10 Most Mantastic Moments in Black History: [Asylum]

Do you have your 2010 Adult Swim calendar yet? No? What's the matter with you?: [Adult Swim]

Banned dorm room cooking secrets: [COED]

Proof that Aziz Ansari is the Funniest Comedian Online: [Top Cultured]

Who'd You Rather: Golden Globe edition: [Liquid Generation]

7 Deadly E-mail Fails: [College Humor]

Photoshop this Pangea day tribute: [Fark]

Conan addresses NBC via song: [Huffington Post]

We're almost positive you can see Bucholz in one of these videos: [Uncoached]

Meet America's first male prostitute: [lemondrop]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The first step in developing your immortality potion!
Submitted by msfrapples in the Mirth Canal.

01.15.2010

For the cost of a couple drinks at the bar, a few bags of Oreos or a few nudie magazines, you can instead text "HAITI" to 90999 and donate $10 to the American Red Cross to help with disaster relief: [Red Cross]

Jimmy Kimmel appears on Leno. Proceeds to rip him a new asshole: [Huffington Post]

Wyclef Jean: Haiti's Greatest Hope?: [Ask Men]

The rules for Pictionary: [College Humor]

Larry Platt remixes. Who's Larry Platt? Only the worst snub in Idol history: [Top Cultured]

A reenactment of Jersey Shore (by children): [Comedy.com]

Oh that Jesus. Such a character: [I Am Bored]

25 Hardcore Pets: [Holy Taco]

14 pizzas that will kill you upon consumption: [The Chive]

Who's a cute wittle ninja? You are! Yes you are!: [Asahi]
Thanks to Samwise in the Mirth Canal.

The best parodies of the Flintstones: [Adult Swim]

@manvszombies is reason enough to sign up for Twitter: [COED]

8 Gratuitously Sadistic Guilty Pleasure Movie Moments: [Mania]

6 Reformed Celebrity Man Whores: [The Frisky]

How Jersey Shore are you?: [Liquid Generation]

You're in luck, fellas, the Snuggie now caters to your needs: [College Humor]

A sheep in Turkey was born with a human face. We know, we're also surprised this didn't happen in Scotland: [About Knowledge]
Thanks to mrs. bombastic in the Mirth Canal.

Photoshop this frigid fireman [Fark]

Is this the worst beatboxer ever?: [Gorilla Mask]

This is the story of a champion. A Frogger champion: [Asylum]

David Letterman vs. Jeff Zucker: [Huffington Post]

Some of the best dressed men on the planet (NFSW-ish): [Uncoached]

Everybody looks like Nicolas Cage: [lemondrop]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Become an expert of the Na'vi language today!
Submitted by i like fire in the Mirth Canal.

01.12.2010

Late night hosts on AIM: [Comedy.com]

Texts From Last Night: Super Mario Edition: [College Humor]

The inner monologue of a guy attending a porn convention: [Holy Taco]

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski: A Shakespearean Tale: [Run Leia Run]
Thanks to PurpleTowel in the Mirth Canal.

The Many Deaths of Carl: [Adult Swim]

The Stupidest Game Show Answers of All Time: [Huffington Post]

8 Movies That Have Not Aged Well: [Mania]

20 Women Who With Regretful Husbands: [The Chive]

Google is Inside Your Brain: [Liquid Generation]

Poor Judy. She's just thinking outside the box: [I Am Bored]

Deadly Prey is incredibly awesome: [YouTube]
Thanks to ulyssesdraco in the Mirth Canal.

Photoshop this strange firepit [Fark]

The French Star Wars is still better than the prequels: [College Humor]

3 New Year's Resolutions That Will Change Your Life: [COED]

How to be the Terminator of paintball: [Ask Men]

"Hey check out my awesome roundh- aww. Dammit..": [Gorilla Mask]

Sunday Funnies Postage Stamps Coming Soon: [Asylum]

Conan rips on NBC: [Huffington Post]

4 Things Men Hate About Sex: [The Frisky]

AIDS ads that totally went there (NFSW-ish): [Uncoached]

Dating sites that use your DNA? The 6th Day is slowly becoming reality: [lemondrop]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The classifying of fictional sea creatures.
Submitted by DNASnatcher in the Mirth Canal.

01.08.2010

25 Epic Faceplants: [Holy Taco]

5 Holiday Gifts You Should Return: [College Humor]

The Nexus One is still working out some kinks: [Comedy.com]

Is this the greatest intro for a sports team in the history of anything, ever? Fuck yes it is: [YouTube]
Thanks to AceJustice in the Mirth Canal.

How to make sex according to famous rappers: [Huffington Post]

Pole Dance Hero: [Adult Swim]

A guide a majority of our readers probably need: Top 10 Ways to Start Talking to Women: [Ask Men]

Animated parkour might just be more awesome than the real thing: [The Chive]

Hiroshima Vs. Detroit: Who Really Won That War?: [Uncoached]

Gladstone's bed: [I Am Bored]

The most useless machine ever: [College Humor]

Australians are racists. Or Americans just need to calm the fuck down: [Gang Comics]
Thanks to Grimrak in the Mirth Canal.

Photoshop this lonely tree [Fark]

A guide to sleeping in your car: [COED]

Fatty + ice = terrible combination: [Gorilla Mask]

Even though they might be giving your balls cancer, cell phones might also be preventing Alzheimer's: [Asylum]

10 Great Movies You Never Want to See Again: [Mania]

What the Jersey Shore kids look like when they aren't wearing Ed Hardy shirts: [The Frisky]

Paris Hilton owns a pig. Seriously, that wasn't a joke: [Liquid Generation]

Not only does this hurt our ears, but it hurts our souls: [Huffington Post]

Can men and women be "just friends"?: [lemondrop]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Animals can be gay, too!
Submitted by GOTI in the Mirth Canal.

01.05.2010

The magnitude of the insanity displayed by soccer fans is disturbing: [Uncoached]

The Top 10 Movies to Look Forward to in 2010: [Ask Men]

The worst day ever in Google Trends: [College Humor]

Discover the true nature of the rough and tumble street crawlers in: [Gang Comics]
Thanks to Zach in the Mirth Canal.

Michael Cera does Jersey Shore: [Liquid Generation]

A tribute to sci-fi's most lovable fatass: Jek Porkins: [Gunaxin]

Stephen Colbert's tryout for the U.S. Olympic Curling Team: [Comedy.com]

The funniest flubs from famous folks: [Huffington Post]

"Inner city crime is a serious problem, even when that inner city is Toledo and the crime is Chicken McNugget-based.": [Asylum]

The 12 Hottest Women of Genre TV: [Mania]

It's hard to deny Lady GaGa as a pop sensation when even the Westboro Baptist Church begins to take notice: [The Frisky]

5 New Year's Resolutions You Won't Keep: [Holy Taco]

An absolutely brilliant prank: [YouTube]
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.

The Best Adult Swim Vomit Clips: [Adult Swim]

What cartoon characters would look like in real life a.k.a. nightmare fuel: [Huffington Post]

Does the g-spot really exist? We say no, but our the laughter from our lady-friends leads us to suspect otherwise: [lemondrop]

And yet another childhood icon takes a turn to the dark side: [College Humor]

15 photos of guys who should really keep their shirts on: [The Chive]

Even Milton Waddams didn't have it this bad: [I Am Bored]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The major differences between Knight Rider and Knight Rider 2010.
Submit your page in the Mirth Canal.

01.01.2010

New Year's resolutions from the folks at: [College Humor]

A guide you probably need right now: [Comedy.com]

The best viral vids of last year: [Huffington Post]

A comprehensive list from decades past: [Mania]

25 Sex Resolutions for 2010: [The Frisky]

Be a better man in 2010: [Ask Men]

Did you win New Year's Eve bingo?: [Holy Taco]

Dramatic chipmunk gets his revenge: [Gorilla Mask]

What's the most effective hangover cure?: [Asylum]

A list of racist commercials: [Uncoached]

The best moments from: [Adult Swim]

Five ways people will remember the 00s: [Gunaxin]

Apparently being born on New Year's Day is just awful: [lemondrop]

The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010: [COED Magazine]

Looks like Jack O'Brien is going to have to knock of his old habits: [I Am Bored]

Awesome art by Ben Turnbull: [The Chive]

How Jersey Shore are you?: [Liquid Generation]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: 2010's page is already loaded.
Submit your page in the Mirth Canal.


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