If Tarot Cards Actually Predicted the Future [COMIC]
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree shares his thoughts on Tarot Cards...
Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes with 4 Pie Charts, Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
Subnormality would be funnier if he didn't feel the need to inject his indie/hipster wankerism into at least one panel of every comic.
ReplyI've never heard of Subnormality. What's it about?
I haven't seen any signs of hipster wankerism in Subnormality.
I use tarot cards, and they're not for "telling the future" per say. They're more for predicting something vague that is therefore likely to happen, but people twist it to their own situations so it feels like they're saying something to you specifically. But I find they're a good tool for facing oneself with something you may not want to face, or to help plan for an impending situation.
ReplyThe Tower looks like an actual Tarot card.
ReplyIs it just me, or does "The Douchebag" look vaguely like Soren?
ReplyNo, Soren is hot.
This was a whole lot of nothing.
ReplyDon't you have a cave to crawl into, rather than whining about every last one of these comics?
Am I the only one who does not find these comics amusing :|
ReplyNope, just among the few who takes time to read and comment on them in spite of not finding them amusing.
meh... complaining about something most(normal) people already know is bulls**t. Classic Rowntree.
ReplyPlus, why does having confidence and talking to a hot girl make one a 'douche-bag'?
...and owning a BMW makes one a douchebag as well. What is up with that Roundtree? huh? huh pal huh?
I think it's the leer on his face that makes him a douchebag.
You see now I'm torn. I cannot for the life of me decide to be derisive by stating that you should include "The unnecessary attack on a niche band in a Rowntree comic," or "The total lack of humor in a Rowntree comic." So, you may ask yourself; "Self, if Mr. Gaster can't decide which joke to make, than why is he calling attention to them in this awkward and wholly unsatisfying way?" Well the answer, my friends, is that this comment itself is in fact a metacomment on the nature of ab and subnormality. For the very point you made about this comment could easily be made of anyone of the far too numerous comics that Mr. Rowntree has on this site.
ReplyActually, you're just stupid in the head (and anus).
I would LOVE to actually open up a booth at a carnival and try to tell fortune with these cards and others similar :D
Replysunbormality is THE comic.
ReplyFU*K YEAH!!1 Rowntree again!!! One of the only two comics published in Cracked that deserve to be read. I hope to see more of him soo.
ReplyI think Doctorchaos is just pissed about the Weezer zinger. Silly fanboys.
Replywinston is some kind of genius
ReplyCracked, can you please delete these spam comments? Or is this a tacit admission that you don't read the comments at all?
ReplyThey don't. The interns probably do.
Add a captcha or something, seriously...
ReplyCracked, you need to do something about the spam that floods your comment section. I have basically stopped looking at it at this point.
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ReplyGreat! I don't know the last time I handed some guys.
Are these fuckheads STILL making comics.
ReplyDid they avoid the hitmen I sent in?
That's what happens when you fucking outsource.
BWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH true
ReplyI love Subnormality & Abnormality. Keep making Comics Mr. Rowntree, you always put a smile on my face.
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