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Most Depressing Superhero Ever

By Jonathan Wojcik Oct 22, 2009 157,174 views
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hahahah good one!

11/12/2009 03:38:26 PM
ViolentDiarrhea

I wouldn't really call this funny or depressing. In all honesty it's pretty f**king retarded. I could do better then that. ........when i was 13 years old.

10/28/2009 12:59:57 PM
iloveboobies

I mean honestly, this wasn't funny at all. Did they draw this blindfolded? How could they possibly believe anyone would be amused by this?

10/27/2009 10:19:37 PM
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10/24/2009 09:11:22 AM
kaly76hummer

What the HELL made you assume that the silhouette of a Cancer cell drawn in a cartoon fashion would be recognizable to anyone who isn't an Oncologist?

10/24/2009 06:27:57 AM
slackbheep

I thought someone jizzed on the spotlight. Really. That was as far as I got.

10/24/2009 05:23:33 AM
hazardlad

@Alexicon - The spotlight is that of a cancer cell.

10/23/2009 02:28:36 PM
Stonemason69

It still doesn't explain why the Robber's skull x-ray looks like a Cthulhu plushie.

10/23/2009 12:06:39 PM
FrankLee

How come people don't get this cartoon? It took me 2 seconds.

10/23/2009 10:32:19 AM
SenorSabroso

Personally i don't see ANYTHING that makes it specifically cancer? why not a braintumor?

10/23/2009 10:00:09 AM
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10/23/2009 09:35:35 AM
lucyli

At first I didn't know what the hell I was seeing, and then I saw the blob in the light and thought "..Rorschach? Oh that makes sens-" until I noticed the robber had cancer.

10/23/2009 07:17:28 AM
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10/23/2009 05:32:03 AM
kaly76hummer

Did my comment not post? Oh well, anywho, scythemantis aka Jonathan Wojcik, I loved it. Got it right away, thought it was strangely really funny. Fatawesome got nothing on you.

10/23/2009 05:29:27 AM
ByzGirl

Cancer man, now there's a Disney cartoon for you

10/23/2009 04:38:33 AM
Mortal_Tree

I kinda get it after reading the explanation, but I gotta say, if they had a school for drawing good comics - this is a dropout.

10/23/2009 04:32:49 AM
jowo92

Oh No, i double posted by accident!

10/23/2009 04:20:07 AM
AussieChick

for anyone who doesn't get this, this is what I think its about: -hey, that guy has stolen something, and now they are calling their local superhero. -what the hell is that supposed to be in the beam of light? -is the superhero the guy in hospital?like, the Sickman or something? the blob in the light beam could be snot. -oh, there are headscans in the background of the last frame. the blob inside of it suggest that the guy has cancer. -hmm, the cancer patient has a scar identicle to the robber..... it was around about here that i got what had happened. the guy had robbed a bank or something, the batman-like light beam with a tumour in it is projected in the sky, and the robber gets cancer.I, personally, did not find this funny, and it took me around about 2-3 minutes to get it.

10/23/2009 04:19:23 AM
AussieChick

for anyone who doesn't get this, this is what I think its about: -hey, that guy has stolen something, and now they are calling their local superhero. -what the hell is that supposed to be in the beam of light? -is the superhero the guy in hospital?like, the Sickman or something? the blob in the light beam could be snot. -oh, there are headscans in the background of the last frame. the blob inside of it suggest that the guy has cancer. -hmm, the cancer patient has a scar identicle to the robber..... it was around about here that i got what had happened. the guy had robbed a bank or something, the batman-like light beam with a tumour in it is projected in the sky, and the robber gets cancer.I, personally, did not find this funny, and it took me around about 2-3 minutes to get it.

10/23/2009 04:16:47 AM
AussieChick
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