Great Art Or Homophobia?
Fatawesome is a sketch group from Boston. We've featured a bunch of their videos and recently started publishing their webcomic. In this week's update, we see an insecure artist get away with cutting a corner ...
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Those statues were originally painted really ugly colors.
ReplyYeah, we read that article on this website too.
I don't get it.
ReplyI'm not entirely sure if you're being sarcastic, but still.
He doesn't want to sculpt a penis for his statue, so he just shoves a maple leaf on there, making Canada's national symbol into cheap censorship.
Um... Brainiacazoid... it's a fig leaf.
What the hell does it even have to do with homophobia? Not only is this particular comic not funny and factually wrong, it's also downright stupid. Though I suppose I should expect the latter from Fat"awesome".
Replyhhahahahahahahahaha
ReplyUh... I think I get it?
ReplyI hate you so much, fatawesome.
ReplyThe Catholic church covered the "naughty bits" of thousands of works of classical art long after the artists were dead and gone. They also vandalized great works by actually hacking off penises and painting drapes on breasts and crotches (often in horribly amateur ways that stick out from the original masterpieces like sore thumbs). This emotionally retarded behavior continues today. Bush's conservative Christian Attorney General, John Ashcroft, spent $8,000 of tax-payer money on a drape to defile an art deco statue called "The Spirit of Justice" in the Great Hall in the Justice Department, by covering her (gasp!) exposed booby.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThe Ashcroft thing is wrong three ways. One, Ashcroft didn't do it, it was his staff. Two, they didn't "defile" the statue, they hung a curtain in front of it (it's since been removed with no harm done). And three, they did it because news photographers get a kick out of framing the statue in the shot as embarrassingly as possible. Ashcroft's people weren't being childish, they were blocking others' childishness.
True, CZeke, Republicans only destroy art these days if they think it's too pro-labor, like in Maine.
The news photographer thing is pretty much a blatant lie, however.
Oh yeah, that's me. Big old liar. Easy to prove, too. Just search for "Spirit of Justice" on Google Images and watch as the pics I described don't appear.
Thumbs up if you think he learnt that from "Angels and Demons".
I keep coming back to this page to see if the webcomic has finally been finished and maybe had a joke or something added, but so far, no dice.
ReplyComic spoiled by introduction...
ReplyUmm, wow, talk about not doing your research before hand. The statue of David is holding a sling over his shoulder. It's not supposed to be David, dumbass, just a generic classic nude.
Reply...which ALSO originally had penises, not a wimpy little fig leaf. Go read "7 Priceless Works of Art Ruined by Staggering Acts of Idiocy" real quick, because while Acacia might've gotten the statue's name itself wrong, the real "research" still wasn't done before creating this comic. Oh, and you should try using the reply button if you want to address someone correctly, especially when you're calling them the "dumbass".
Umm, wow, talk about not doing your research before hand. The statue of David DOES have a penis. The leaf was created at a later date, and actually is removable. Swear on my puppy's life.
ReplyThat is such total bullshit.
poor puppy..
Umm, wow, talk about not doing your research before hand. The statue of David DOES have a penis. The leaf was created at a later date, and actually is removable. Swear on my puppy's life.
ReplyThat's not the f*****g Statue of David.
^But classical statues were still f*****g censored. There is a f*****g article that you can f*****g read on this f*****g website that will f*****g prove this point.
...fucking.
to shas7....army of darkness is a classic, if u dont appreciate the classics, then god have mercy on your soul....long live BRUUUCE!!!
ReplyI'd really appreciate if you started putting 'Fatawesome' somewhere in the titles and RSS links. It doesn't even need to be as earnest as, 'WARNING:Piece of shit Fatawesome webcomic ahead!' You can dress it up like 'Totally rad Fatawesome totes non-suckage:Great Art or Homophobia?' As long as I get a warning that I'm about to see a Fatawesome comic before I hit the link, I'll be happy. Until then, I politely request that you somehow subtract one from the view counter every time I mistakenly see a Fatawesome post.
ReplyI think the problem with this comic is that it's not funny.
ReplyArmy of darkness fucking sucks.... Drag me to hell is 10000000x better than that piece of shit.
ReplyDidn't Sam Raimi direct them both? AoD is a classic.
Holy shit, it says there on the bottom that Army of Darkness is now on Blu Ray? Awesome!
ReplyLucky. My ad was for the Human Centipede 2 movie (they made a second one?!?)...
i wanted to make a comment insulting the article and/or signaling my displeasure. or perhaps my mild amusement... or my guffaws of laughter.
Replyinstead... i made this comment about making a comment.
i intended on doing the same but instead commented on making a comment. deep or retarded?
i move for a name change...."notawesome". message to the goofs creating this garbage, if you can get me to laugh i will pay you one hundred american dollars.
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ReplyHand some guys what?
Hand some guys a tube of lube while they f**k the girls you can't get.