Great Art Or Homophobia?

It's funny if you've ever taken shortcuts during creating a sculpture before. Quite often the shorcuts are taken for things that should be piss easy to do but just aren't coming together, and become so frustrating due to how easy it should be, and then you take a shortcut like the one above. It's funny because everytime you see what you've made, YOU know the shortcut you took and cringe, whereas you can tell people you were meant to do it, and why (with some crazy story about 'the deeper meaning' of Things). It's also funny for the people that hate the sculpture as they have something to make them smile everytime they see it now. To be honest -- I didn't find it that funny at all! Infact I didn't even smile. I just managed to 'get it' and that was it. There are much funnier comics out there which are far more intelligent, not sure why Cracked picked this lot.

11/04/2009 05:00:46 AM

SpandexPenguin

to shas7....army of darkness is a classic, if u dont appreciate the classics, then god have mercy on your soul....long live BRUUUCE!!!

11/03/2009 05:28:29 AM

muttdawg509

I'd really appreciate if you started putting 'Fatawesome' somewhere in the titles and RSS links. It doesn't even need to be as earnest as, 'WARNING:Piece of s**t Fatawesome webcomic ahead!' You can dress it up like 'Totally rad Fatawesome totes non-suckage:Great Art or Homophobia?' As long as I get a warning that I'm about to see a Fatawesome comic before I hit the link, I'll be happy. Until then, I politely request that you somehow subtract one from the view counter every time I mistakenly see a Fatawesome post.

11/01/2009 02:47:28 PM

masamonkey

I think the problem with this comic is that it's not funny.

10/31/2009 12:58:29 AM

SpaceOden

Army of darkness f**king sucks.... Drag me to hell is 10000000x better than that piece of s**t.

10/30/2009 09:38:10 AM

shas7

Holy s**t, it says there on the bottom that Army of Darkness is now on Blu Ray? Awesome!

10/29/2009 12:57:41 PM

Disorder

i wanted to make a comment insulting the article and/or signaling my displeasure. or perhaps my mild amusement... or my guffaws of laughter. instead... i made this comment about making a comment.

10/29/2009 11:05:01 AM

decora

i move for a name change...."notawesome". message to the goofs creating this garbage, if you can get me to laugh i will pay you one hundred american dollars.

10/29/2009 09:54:32 AM

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10/29/2009 07:13:04 AM

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10/29/2009 06:50:01 AM

Sallymar

Heh... I actually liked this one...

10/29/2009 03:31:41 AM

Mr Armageddon

I f**king hate religion XD

10/29/2009 03:19:33 AM

Alexicon

actually, those statues weren't originally covered, whenever you see a statue with its pubes covered by a leaf or something, it's a modification made my the catholic church in the dark ages when they became the owners of the piece. So, every piece that has its pubes covered is because it is owned or was at some point owned by the vatican.

10/28/2009 11:48:26 PM

amigocesar

So Michelangelo really is a party dude...........

10/28/2009 10:58:45 PM

Krupdog

Would someone please ban kaly76hummer? I'm getting tired of the comment spam.

10/28/2009 10:45:11 PM

Pontifex

The gay hate crime legislation passed, but it was snuck in through the "back door" on a military spending bill. *insert joke here*

10/28/2009 10:10:49 PM

justgonnastay

http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1888110 Much funnier than FATAWESOME GOGOGKO

10/28/2009 09:55:22 PM

Freemaljf

Huh?

10/28/2009 09:53:27 PM

hotgirl_no47

What the hell are you smoking? Leonardo is the lamest turtle bar far.

10/28/2009 09:52:30 PM

WaDaTa

Michelangelo was bisexual, not h**osexual. If anything, he was just a s**t. Donatello was the h**osexual, and also lamest turtle.

10/28/2009 09:30:04 PM

CorruptUser

alot of artists in the Renaissance were supposidly h**osexual..ie Michelangelo.

10/28/2009 09:25:28 PM

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10/28/2009 09:07:37 PM

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10/28/2009 08:57:22 PM

chris2001

I didn't hate that... except for the fact that the statues originally DID have penises, and were later covered up (not by the original artist, either). Still, not bad for Fatawesome.

10/28/2009 08:35:06 PM

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10/28/2009 08:32:35 PM

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10/28/2009 08:11:42 PM

chris2001

meh.

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10/28/2009 07:36:33 PM

dudemalls2062

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10/28/2009 06:53:12 PM

Shinigami42

@Chamale really? it's stupid? what statue would you be talking about?

10/28/2009 06:50:37 PM

Mr.Entropy

Today on Fatawesome: an artist struggles to make the perfect human penis.

10/28/2009 06:25:51 PM

dodoria

Finally, a funny one from fatawesome. But, with as many bombs as they drop, I feel this is as flukish as a Detroit Lions win.

10/28/2009 06:09:42 PM

crackcorn

lol. never thought of that. Clever.

10/28/2009 05:48:46 PM

StephaBon

This one was actually pretty cool :D

10/28/2009 05:39:42 PM

AsianBorat

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10/28/2009 05:13:56 PM

kaly76hummer

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10/28/2009 05:13:33 PM

kaly76hummer

This is stupid. I understood what the joke was supposed to be, but it didn't work, because that statue wasn't shaped - it was carved.

10/28/2009 04:55:33 PM

Chamale

Umm...Really? Does no one else see it's more the artist can't quite get it right, says f**k it and just covers it with a leaf? Figured the lumps of screwed up penis wanna-be shapes helped give it away..and his sigh if frustration. I thought it was pretty funny. I'm pretty sure the cracked staff member that posted this is just stupid for mis-labeling the heading...and so is anyone else that didn't figure that out. Jackasses.

10/28/2009 04:42:23 PM

FireFightinFonz

This comic was alright... fatawesome still sucks, but this particular comic didn't.

10/28/2009 04:39:52 PM

vagitoe

its not THAT bad, i chuckled. For those guys who dont get it, the artist cant make a penis, so a leaf is fine too

10/28/2009 04:33:09 PM

h3llo41

I kind of see the wanting to avoid rubbing the penis theme but this is still a pretty weak comic.

10/28/2009 04:25:13 PM

Stonersaurus

Where was the joke? I get where they were going with it but Fatawesome never actually attempted to make a joke...

10/28/2009 04:22:43 PM

Stonersaurus

So Cracked, when are you going to realize Fatawesome is f**king retarded and stop posting their comics?

10/28/2009 04:06:27 PM

Bear_Boxer

This was bad.

10/28/2009 03:57:53 PM

Larwick

CRACKED< STOP PUTTING ON FATAWESOME COMICS THEY FUCKING SUCK!

10/28/2009 03:50:50 PM

Freemaljf

I officialy will stop hoping that some day this fatawsome comics will make me laugh, none of them has made it yet, if other people like them, it's not my problem, I will just stop opening this links

10/28/2009 03:31:20 PM

ojkrillo

I don't get it.

10/28/2009 03:18:58 PM

AlbertRamirez

"you americans are such h**ophobes!" - is what I would say if I was european, but I'm not, so its cool.

10/28/2009 03:11:41 PM

arbootieoaks

Is it just me, or does the little kid in the 4th panel look disappointed?

10/28/2009 02:46:23 PM

Xuvatilavv

Worst fatawesome comic so far.

10/28/2009 02:37:34 PM

TairyHesticles

lame.

10/28/2009 02:16:17 PM

supersimetrico

not a fan of fat awesome but i do get a chuckle out of a couple of their comics this isn't one of those, though

10/28/2009 01:30:46 PM

Shinigami42

And yeah, there are 'ass men' (I should know). It's pretty well known. It was even on Friends.

10/28/2009 12:26:58 PM

BGH122

Neither.

10/28/2009 12:26:10 PM

BGH122

Before someone corrects me: sorry, I meant "straight".

10/28/2009 12:03:00 PM

Dreadjaws

hermit, if you call your girlfiend's boobs "chest area" you're probably not straigth at all.

10/28/2009 12:01:38 PM

Dreadjaws

haha that was funny. he didn't want to rub and sculpt a penis :p Although i think the third panel was unessicary. The entire statue should have been in the background for the second and/or first panel unnecessary

10/28/2009 11:20:10 AM

BoyManChild

Do you think a man is gay if he shows little to no interest in his new girlfriend's "chest area" but very interested in her ass? Are there some straight men who are just "ass men"?

10/28/2009 11:19:29 AM

hermit

I liked this one - it's strangely in tune with the comment I made on their last comic. As everyone else has pointed out, it's not Michelangelo's David, nor can we assume it's Adam based on the use of a leaf. As Timmetie noted, during one of the historic episodes that contemporary culture and the Vatican decided dongs weren't appropriate for public display, they were removed from a huge number of statues and replaced with a leaf to better suit the times - the same reason why some characters on the Sistine Chapel are naked while others are clothed. Legend has it that there's thousands of chopped stone penises stored somewhere in the basement of the Vatican. I don't really see why people are nitpicking about this though - it's a comically ironic dick joke.

10/28/2009 10:45:55 AM

GuinnessMonkey

Yeah, sorry Rufa but no way is that supposed to be David. David's marble, has a raised arm and shows his junk proudly - no hiding behind any leaf.

10/28/2009 10:23:31 AM

ergo

I generally never like Fatawesome (which doesn't really explain why I keep coming back). But this made me chuckle a little. Glad I gave it a chance.

10/28/2009 10:14:28 AM

Kyo

I really liked this one. It pretty much true of most artist fields.

10/28/2009 10:09:33 AM

MamPajama

yeah, that's a fig leaf. I assume it's Adam

10/28/2009 10:01:48 AM

ohhfoggylullaby

@Rufa But that's not Michelangelo's david.

10/28/2009 09:56:05 AM

Zerocyde

Hey Fatawesome, I know you get a lot of s**t from everyone, but I've got to add to the complaints. If your going to make an art piece and not include a face, it's not really making statement or stylized, it just means you suck at drawing people.

10/28/2009 09:45:55 AM

Elpon

Hey Rufa, guess what. It's not David. I know you try to appear as a connisseur of solidified dick covers but this time you fail. Better luck next time.

10/28/2009 09:37:05 AM

Chromius

Most of the Fatawesome jokes are juvenile, but this one is actually sort of funny. The others are not. At all.

10/28/2009 09:20:44 AM

johnnyever

Rufa - pwned

10/28/2009 09:10:21 AM

janek

Wow...good point, Rufa.

10/28/2009 09:07:06 AM

ratchet1215

Michelangelo's David is made of marble...

10/28/2009 09:01:27 AM

Rufa

These are getting better (couldn't get much worse to be honest).

10/28/2009 08:47:02 AM

Teleuke

exactly, NotSafyreSchool.

10/28/2009 08:37:21 AM

MAR9

made me a smile... strange thing for fatabooring

10/28/2009 08:35:39 AM

Janosoto

learn to spell

10/28/2009 08:04:06 AM

j mcfarl3

fatawesome must be related to a cracked editer or something. that's the only explination i can conceive for their continued presence here.

10/28/2009 07:57:59 AM

NotSafyreSchool

Hahaha! HA! Haha! I KNEW it! This proves the only reason people hate Fatawesome comics and Cody's articles so much is because its not filled with Cock Jokes (Hahaha! Man! Cock is so funny I just say COCK JOKE and it makes me laugh! HAHAHAHA!). Flip through the comments so far, and compare that to the first 20 comments on any other Fatawesome comic. Is Cracked the secret source of c**k for stereotypical Closet Homosexuals That Hide Behind Homophobia? I'm starting to think so.

10/28/2009 07:56:42 AM

AyteeSics

I generally like Fatawesome comics, and a seem to understand them even when other people don't. This one baffled me though.

10/28/2009 07:51:09 AM

DNASnatcher

I don't understand the TITLE of this comic, but I did sort of chuckle. It wasn't bad...

10/28/2009 07:25:42 AM

sammy0190

It's alright for fatawesome. Still lame, though.

10/28/2009 07:15:14 AM

Doctor_Murray

This comic actually slightly amused me. Maybe different people run fatawesome now.

10/28/2009 06:55:14 AM

jessedawson

Fatawesome.. well, there's always a first. it was just a smile, but this one (finally) made me smile.

10/28/2009 06:55:02 AM

aditya

Way to throw some trivial tidbit that other Cracked readers might not know about jasper, all at the expense of making you look like a retard.

10/28/2009 06:49:40 AM

skkflip

being as that is david by micheangelo he did have a relationship with another man i am confused about this comic

10/28/2009 06:13:41 AM

jasper_miner

Wow, a Fatawesome comic that's actually funny. That's gotta be a first.

10/28/2009 05:58:35 AM

silver-crescent

but why is a blonde man masturbating next to a dwarf amputee?? this is far too intelectual for me, i'm out!!

10/28/2009 05:51:55 AM

grumula

Actually the church chopped them off and added the leaf on most statues where you see this.

10/28/2009 05:46:24 AM

Timmetie

Huh?

10/28/2009 05:34:20 AM

kazarkus

Ha. Pretty funny.

10/28/2009 05:33:47 AM

Batman?

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10/28/2009 05:32:34 AM

kaly76hummer

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10/28/2009 05:30:40 AM

kaly76hummer

I am assuming the older person has pockets in her/his pants...

10/28/2009 05:30:39 AM

SeanO

Oh my god, I get it.

10/28/2009 05:29:26 AM

SeanO

The little kid looks strangely disappointed.

10/28/2009 05:23:41 AM

cdubb4201

Oh my god, I get it.

10/28/2009 05:20:52 AM

SeanO