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6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!)

By Nathan Birch Oct 26, 2009 1,697,627 views
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It's that time again.

It's becoming a reader favorite and Halloween tradition for us to count down those ridiculously over-the-top gruesome urban myths that, oh by the way, happen to be true. This is our third year (HERE is the first one, and HERE is the second) and once again these stories prove that truth is far more horrifying than fiction.

#6.
Man Killed by Saw-style Explosive Neck Device

The Legend:

So all those convoluted puzzles and traps the Jigsaw killer uses, they're all just so ridiculous, right? Who would actually go through all that trouble?


Danny Glover knows.

So then you run into somebody on the Internet who heard about how a real guy showed up at a bank and said he had an explosive collar around his neck that would deposit his brains all over the walls unless he robbed the bank on behalf of a criminal mastermind.

Oh, please.

The Truth:

On a day like any other in late August 2003, pizza deliveryman Brian Wells was about to end his shift when a fateful order came in. The directions given to Brian led him to a winding, deserted, dirt road that ended at a lonely TV tower. Now most people upon arriving at the spooky deserted road would have just tossed the pizzas in the ditch, but not Brian Wells. He was dedicated to his minimum-wage delivery job.

What exactly happened on that dirt road is still subject to debate, but what we do know is that around an hour later he reappeared at the aforementioned bank, with the collar contraption around his neck, a homemade shotgun shaped like a walking cane in his hand, and a note demanding a quarter million dollars in cash.

Unfortunately for Brian he was about as good at robbing banks as he was at avoiding obvious horror movie set-ups, and was apprehended by the police in the parking lot. The cops quickly discovered the collar, but just took it for a stylish ticking fashion accessory, and didn't bother to call the bomb squad for nearly half an hour. By the time the bomb squad did arrive, the collar had gone off, blowing a "postcard-sized" hole in Wells's chest.


Flava Flav is indirectly responsible for this.

The police found a list of tasks on Wells's body, each of which were to be completed in a set period of time or the bomb would go off. Poor Brian was doomed from the start though, as it was later determined it would have been impossible for him to execute all the tasks even if everything had gone according to plan. He simply hadn't been given enough time.

While supposedly all those responsible for putting the collar on Brian Wells have since been caught and charged, the addition of the weird, wacky, walking cane shotgun leads us to believe that there may have been another perpetrator that hasn't yet been brought to justice.

#5.
The Call from Beyond the Grave

The Legend:

This one sounds like a modern update on a timeless campfire story: Someone receives numerous calls from a friend or family member, only to find out later THEY WERE DEAD THE WHOLE TIME.

The Truth:

On September 12, 2008, a California commuter train ran through a red warning light, crashing into a freight train, killing 25 people.

The family of Charles Peck, knowing he was on the train, watched the news with dread waiting for news of his fate--and then they got a call. Then another, and another, all from Charles's cell phone.

One family member after another was called, with Charles's cellphone sending out 35 calls in total, at which point, ghost calls or not, we're sure they just started letting the things go to voicemail.

The police managed to find Charles's body among the wreckage by tracking his cell phone signal, but it was not a happy reunion. Charles was dead, and to this day how those calls were sent remains a mystery.

Now, how about some irony with your creepy? Guess what the train's engineer was distracted by when he ran past that red light? Yup, in a twist that would be cut from a Twilight Zone episode for being too cheesy, it was his cell phone. God's not only a cruel bastard, but a hack horror writer as well apparently.

#4.
The Deadly Elevator

The Legend:

The metal doors clamp down on a hapless victim, who can do nothing but scream in terror as the elevator dings and begins to rise, shearing off their head or limbs as it does. It's a scene that's turned up in several cheesy horror movies (including one movie based entirely around a murderous elevator).

But surely this kind of thing doesn't happen in real life. There are safety measures, right? Right?

The Truth:

Well yes, there are, but for whatever reason they were of no help to Dr. Hitoshi Nikaidoh on August 16, 2003. Why didn't the elevator open again, or shut down when the doctor became pinned between the doors at the shoulders as he was getting on? To this day nobody's exactly sure, but inspectors have suggested the tragedy may have been caused by a single out of place wire.

How much damage can one skewed wire cause?

Well, as the doors held Dr. Nikaidoh in place like a vice, the elevator began its ascent. It sliced his head in two at mouth-level, leaving only his left ear and lower jaw attached to his body. Found that a little nauseating to read? Well suck it up, and try to imagine what it was like for the other person in the elevator with him. She was a nurse who then had to spend up to an hour in a blood-soaked box with the good doctor's head. We're surprised they didn't find her scaling the elevator cables like John McClane to get the hell out of there.

Of course, we're just being alarmist when we act like a single wire could come dislodged at any time and kill your ass. Oh, wait, actually around 30 people are killed by elevators each year.

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207 Comments

As I type this I am literally less that one mile from the body farm in Cullowhee, North Carolina. This is also perhaps the sixth internet doc*ment in which Cullowhee is mentioned at all. Not much happens here...other than bodies.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 3/19/2010 11:03 PM
MetalAlbatross

i do believe i'm going to be sick

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 3/13/2010 8:10 PM
miss_bassey

....I'm taking the motherf**king stairs.

1 Replies | Hide Replies | Reply | Posted on 2/23/2010 7:21 AM
roggie

I thought I was afraid of elevators before!! I'm with you!

Posted on 3/16/2010 11:45 PM
Asere

I was recently in Canada, and apparently their elevators don't come with the same safety features as American elevators, like that sensor that keeps the door from closing if there's someone in the way. One of the elevators there tried to eat me. And then, when we got to our floor, the doors wouldn't open. It's like the elevator knew we were tourists and was out to get us.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 2/17/2010 10:20 PM
KaliMatrix

#5.The Call from Beyond the Grave

Why would anyone blame God for a tragic mistake made by a human?

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 2/16/2010 4:58 AM
Garfield

The body farm?? I swear thats the most horrible, stupid, and freakiest thing I've ever heard. Everyone diserves a good burial when they die, not ....THAT! Stupid scientists (yes I said it) they will do anything to make a new discovery.

1 Replies | Hide Replies | Reply | Posted on 2/11/2010 5:00 PM
CGFE

Actually, people donate their bodies to body farms. Also, it does serve an important purpose: observing decomposition of the human body under multiple conditions. This is how coroners know how long a body has been dead.

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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 1/6/2010 6:02 PM
dditklin

I don't know if this was mentioned, but a body farm was actually featured on CSI: Las Vegas once. FYI.

1 Replies | Hide Replies | Reply | Posted on 1/5/2010 5:03 AM
masterwaffle

They got the idea from a Kathy Reichs (Temperance Brennan) novel.

Posted on 2/23/2010 10:35 AM
DavidJohnston

Well, guess it's time to make the 40-minute trip up to San Marcos and check out that farm. I'd heard my sister mention it before when she was going to SWT...I mean TSU...but I must have forgotten about the Death Field of Science somehow.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 1/3/2010 12:16 AM
joeydestructo

I was already afraid of elevators, especially the ones where I work. Now the fear has been magnified. Visions of losing limbs to these metal death boxes dances in my head.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 1/1/2010 8:00 PM
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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 12/28/2009 7:48 PM
ouiuiee

That emergency stop button only helps if it's pushed. If the elevator cut his head off, and it landed inside, he was mostly outside the elevator where he couldn't reach the button. I can see the nurse either not knowing to push the button, panicking and therefore not thinking of it, etc.

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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 12/17/2009 6:09 PM
alifueo

About the elevator death, well, one happened here in Uruguay last year I think. My best friend's cousin was in the elevator when a teenage boy attempted getting out, only to be cut in HALF when the elevator started moving again.
Yeah.
I'm too lazy to look up the article and stuff but yeah.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 12/16/2009 6:26 PM
Rose_Daniels

That Body Farm video was about 8000% more interesting than any episode of CSI.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 12/12/2009 4:27 PM
mc_ezeemac

The Brian Wells collar-bomb case actually happened in my town. It was such a strange thing to hear, that there actually was a bomb. Let alone, one so unique and attracting so much attention.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 12/4/2009 7:35 AM
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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/25/2009 10:00 PM
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