6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!)
It's that time again.
It's becoming a reader favorite and Halloween tradition for us to count down those ridiculously over-the-top gruesome urban myths that, oh by the way, happen to be true. This is our third year (HERE is the first one, and HERE is the second) and once again these stories prove that truth is far more horrifying than fiction.

The Legend:
So all those convoluted puzzles and traps the Jigsaw killer uses, they're all just so ridiculous, right? Who would actually go through all that trouble?

Danny Glover knows.
So then you run into somebody on the Internet who heard about how a real guy showed up at a bank and said he had an explosive collar around his neck that would deposit his brains all over the walls unless he robbed the bank on behalf of a criminal mastermind.
Oh, please.
The Truth:
On a day like any other in late August 2003, pizza deliveryman Brian Wells was about to end his shift when a fateful order came in. The directions given to Brian led him to a winding, deserted, dirt road that ended at a lonely TV tower. Now most people upon arriving at the spooky deserted road would have just tossed the pizzas in the ditch, but not Brian Wells. He was dedicated to his minimum-wage delivery job.
What exactly happened on that dirt road is still subject to debate, but what we do know is that around an hour later he reappeared at the aforementioned bank, with the collar contraption around his neck, a homemade shotgun shaped like a walking cane in his hand, and a note demanding a quarter million dollars in cash.
Unfortunately for Brian he was about as good at robbing banks as he was at avoiding obvious horror movie set-ups, and was apprehended by the police in the parking lot. The cops quickly discovered the collar, but just took it for a stylish ticking fashion accessory, and didn't bother to call the bomb squad for nearly half an hour. By the time the bomb squad did arrive, the collar had gone off, blowing a "postcard-sized" hole in Wells's chest.

Flava Flav is indirectly responsible for this.
The police found a list of tasks on Wells's body, each of which were to be completed in a set period of time or the bomb would go off. Poor Brian was doomed from the start though, as it was later determined it would have been impossible for him to execute all the tasks even if everything had gone according to plan. He simply hadn't been given enough time.
While supposedly all those responsible for putting the collar on Brian Wells have since been caught and charged, the addition of the weird, wacky, walking cane shotgun leads us to believe that there may have been another perpetrator that hasn't yet been brought to justice.


The Legend:
This one sounds like a modern update on a timeless campfire story: Someone receives numerous calls from a friend or family member, only to find out later THEY WERE DEAD THE WHOLE TIME.
The Truth:
On September 12, 2008, a California commuter train ran through a red warning light, crashing into a freight train, killing 25 people.

The family of Charles Peck, knowing he was on the train, watched the news with dread waiting for news of his fate--and then they got a call. Then another, and another, all from Charles's cell phone.
One family member after another was called, with Charles's cellphone sending out 35 calls in total, at which point, ghost calls or not, we're sure they just started letting the things go to voicemail.

The police managed to find Charles's body among the wreckage by tracking his cell phone signal, but it was not a happy reunion. Charles was dead, and to this day how those calls were sent remains a mystery.
Now, how about some irony with your creepy? Guess what the train's engineer was distracted by when he ran past that red light? Yup, in a twist that would be cut from a Twilight Zone episode for being too cheesy, it was his cell phone. God's not only a cruel bastard, but a hack horror writer as well apparently.

The Legend:
The metal doors clamp down on a hapless victim, who can do nothing but scream in terror as the elevator dings and begins to rise, shearing off their head or limbs as it does. It's a scene that's turned up in several cheesy horror movies (including one movie based entirely around a murderous elevator).
But surely this kind of thing doesn't happen in real life. There are safety measures, right? Right?
The Truth:
Well yes, there are, but for whatever reason they were of no help to Dr. Hitoshi Nikaidoh on August 16, 2003. Why didn't the elevator open again, or shut down when the doctor became pinned between the doors at the shoulders as he was getting on? To this day nobody's exactly sure, but inspectors have suggested the tragedy may have been caused by a single out of place wire.

How much damage can one skewed wire cause?
Well, as the doors held Dr. Nikaidoh in place like a vice, the elevator began its ascent. It sliced his head in two at mouth-level, leaving only his left ear and lower jaw attached to his body. Found that a little nauseating to read? Well suck it up, and try to imagine what it was like for the other person in the elevator with him. She was a nurse who then had to spend up to an hour in a blood-soaked box with the good doctor's head. We're surprised they didn't find her scaling the elevator cables like John McClane to get the hell out of there.
Of course, we're just being alarmist when we act like a single wire could come dislodged at any time and kill your ass. Oh, wait, actually around 30 people are killed by elevators each year.








I live in Knoxville, Tennessee, and actually attended the University of Tennessee for my undergrad work. UT and Dr. Bill Bass started the Body Farm in the early 80's, and Dr. Bass is *still* one of the most influential forensic scientists in the world. (He's now in his 80's or 90's) I've known many people who've been to the Body Farm, and have heard all the stories. What people *don't* know...is that under Neyland Stadium, which is on the UT campus, there are several hundred bodies there as well. Under the stadium in the old UT athletic dorms (from the early 1900's) are the offices and department for the Anthropology Department. As such, they have many, many, many sets of human and animal remains lying about being studied or in storage under the football field. ;) There are even jokes that circulate about whether or not these unofficial "visitors" should be included into the spectator tallies at the football games. This makes UT the most awesome university in the south as far as I'm concerned. ;)
ReplyThat grinning, mummified face at about :30 will haunt my dreams forever.
ReplyI've been to a body farm in Virginia as part of ballistics research, and trust me it is not pleasant. While it is somewhat cool and very scientifically interesting it is also a HORRIBLE stench and (when you see the kids and babies) quite sad.
ReplyThat last one kind of makes me wish I'd gone into forensic science. :D
ReplyNo, really....
I lived next to WCU who has the Cullowhee body farm! Lol I used to drive over Cullowhee mountain to visit my grandparents in Franklin xD
ReplyUgh,the elevator. It happened this morning.
ReplyFYI, in CSI: Crime Scene Investigations (for you newbies, the Las Vegas one) Season 2, episode 15 "Burden of Proof" features an unclassified body found at a body farm. Gil Grissom, the main character of the show at the time, personally funded at least two body farms. Research people!
ReplyIn relation to 3 there realy seems to be a difference in reactions between the US and UK another good example is the Battle of the Hook where the British were running out of ammunition (towards the end they were throwing cans to make the Chinese think they were grenades) and their report for help described the situation as we're having a bit of trouble here.
Reply30 Minutes or Less is based on a true story? WTF
Replyso can i tell you # 6 i clicked on one of the blue phrases and ironically a pizza man died and they are advertizing pizza in the middle of the article...wow advertizing companies will go to the extreme..
Replywhose bodies are in the body farms? i think you should have explained that... detail... ya know. seeing as it's legal and all. homeless people? unidentified corpses? sorta like the unclaimed baggage at the airport sorta thing?
ReplyPeople donate thier bodies to body farms. I have a declaration of donation filled out for when I die. It's a lot like donating your body to medical science.
Cool, I might do that
human face jerky, LOL
ReplyI refuse to believe the phone call thing is anything other than bullshit. Why wouldn't you pick the phone up? There is no way everyone heard that phone going off that many times and didn't think "let's pick it up in the likely case there's a logic explanation".
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesseems obvious to me that was a dying man in need of help and could reach his phone. why he didnt call 9-1-1 instead is what i wonder about
He probably knew it was his end, so he wanted to leave some last words to his family? :'c
I refuse to pick up my cell phone all the time, you are underestimating the laziness of many people. Half the time I don't even know who was trying to call me.
I bet something was depressing a speed dial number or something. s**t, if my ass-cheek can dial my husband 42 times in 10 minutes, I'm sure a train wreck could cause some dial-outs.
Started off good, but he last 2 are ones that everyone should know about by now...
ReplyConsidering this was written about two years ago, maybe there were some who didn't know about them? Well, the shrunken heads thing has been about common knowledge for a long while now, I'll give you that, but I've never even heard about body farms til about a year ago. Mostly, it's because there's none like that where I come from though and just found out from TV.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! How can you ever sleep again knowing you have placed a human being's skin over your own hand!
ReplyQuite well, if you must know. The medication helps quite a bit...
I live in cullowhee, nc. I graduated from Western Carolina university as an undergrad and am going back for graduate school!
ReplyThey should use "MURDEROUS ELEVATOR" as reasons to take the stairs. I mean who cares about saving energy and losing weight?
ReplyOh, no. You could be 1 of 30 people killed per year by them. That's a fraction of people struck by lightning...
it's also a fraction of people who die from falling down stairs or get killed by the stairwell mummy.
I live right next to Knoxville.
ReplyI think I should sleep in the body farm rather than in a cemetery.
30 f*****g people? How the f**k do you die in an elevator whose cables did not snap ? And why the f**k didn't she help? There's a DOOR OPEN button. The doors are made to be pried open by hand, without tools. Ridiculous.
Replythe point was that it malfunctioned, people arnt THAT stupid. Even if they are, thats the first thing most people would do if they werent frozen in shock, thats the button they press in panic even though it doesnt do anything :P
"Elevators and escalators kill about 30 and injure about 17,100 people each year in the United States, according to data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics' Census of Fatal Occupational Injuries 1992-1998 and the Consumer Product Safety Commission". If you looked at the link it mentions that the statistics had to do with labor stats in the 90's. The people dying or getting injured were probably construction workers, not the everyday public, even if an elevator fell, there are so many safety precautions you probably won't die(unless your unlucky enough and get your head stuck outside of the elavator). Although it does make sense that people would die on an esculator, that s**t is dangerous.
Viola? Or do you mean voilà?
ReplyViola is funnier.